EvilleJohn
@evillejohn.bsky.social
GenX bottom muscle dad living with my better half in the San Francisco Bay Area. No selfie skills. I re-post kinky gay stuff. Recently became a member of #TeamLocked. Sadist whisperer. "It's my pre-retirement mid-life crisis and I'll cry if I want to."
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VOLUME WARNING
Because Bluesky always makes my audio +9000 dB
Because Bluesky always makes my audio +9000 dB
December 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
VOLUME WARNING
Because Bluesky always makes my audio +9000 dB
Because Bluesky always makes my audio +9000 dB
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My best shape ever. 💪🏼
Who wants a piece of the beef cake Québécois?
100% pure beef 🥩
Who wants a piece of the beef cake Québécois?
100% pure beef 🥩
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My best shape ever. 💪🏼
Who wants a piece of the beef cake Québécois?
100% pure beef 🥩
Who wants a piece of the beef cake Québécois?
100% pure beef 🥩
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Tell your dad I said hi 👋
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Tell your dad I said hi 👋
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Forgot to post this for #tiddehtuesday
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Forgot to post this for #tiddehtuesday
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The face. The cock.
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The face. The cock.
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They’re never fun to fix but y’all keep dating / collaring / marrying / whatevering them anyway.
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
They’re never fun to fix but y’all keep dating / collaring / marrying / whatevering them anyway.
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(Practicing Japanese):
Damn Duolingo! That hits hard.
Damn Duolingo! That hits hard.
September 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
(Practicing Japanese):
Damn Duolingo! That hits hard.
Damn Duolingo! That hits hard.
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Who’s joining Daddy in the dressing room?
August 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Who’s joining Daddy in the dressing room?
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Who wants to go for a pint?
August 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Who wants to go for a pint?
I’ve been working out with a trainer over 17 years and this summer I decided to make some major changes, including finding a new trainer. I’ve been in a self-directed “maintenance mode” for many years but time to up my game. The picture here is my new baseline August 2025.
August 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’ve been working out with a trainer over 17 years and this summer I decided to make some major changes, including finding a new trainer. I’ve been in a self-directed “maintenance mode” for many years but time to up my game. The picture here is my new baseline August 2025.
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I thought playing the accordion had been correctly reclassified as a war crime, but here is one now, next to my table in this restaurant. 😑
August 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I thought playing the accordion had been correctly reclassified as a war crime, but here is one now, next to my table in this restaurant. 😑
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Happy Tuesday Night Boys!
August 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Happy Tuesday Night Boys!