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Muscle Monkeh
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Author, bodybuilder, artist, twitch affiliate, werewolf trainer.
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The Seraph’s Blade is now available in paperback on Amazon! Journey from Yellowstone to San Francisco as an accidental hero seeks to find a home for a dangerous supernatural artifact.

CA: www.amazon.ca/dp/1069520438
US: www.amazon.com/dp/1069520438
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/
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"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
New York Times columnist David Brooks appears in latest Epstein photos
Brooks, who dismissed Epstein scandal as ‘stupid story’, wrote column expressing lack of interest in developments
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Nothing says Wintersday like Icebrood Champions! #gw2
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December 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Y'all gonna start acknowledging the parallels yet?

Y'all gonna start defending art, intimacy, and sex as basic human expressions?

Y'all gonna start realizing that these deranged puritans don't have an ounce of goodwill in their bodies and literally just want to control every aspect of our lives?
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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His name is literally oz. What other red flags you need to tell he’s a fraud 💁‍♂️
December 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I have coined a new term. The "Satire Window"... this is the amount of time a piece of satire remains satire before it is no longer satire but an accurate reflection of reality.

The satire window on this particular meme is closing rapidly.
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Every time I’m even a little spicy-cranky on Instagram, they send me a little automated “Hey buddy, are you okay? We’re concerned about your mental health” message, which is rich considering Meta is actually factually literally a huge reason for everybody’s deteriorating mental health
December 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ah, the holidays in Tyria! Thinking it’s a good day for some brooding on the ice. #gw2
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December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
More Wintersday fun and the quest for the Siege Turtle! #gw2
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December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.

Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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For anyone thinking of downloading this:

(Credit: www.tumblr.com/lohboh/70879...)
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely?

hey.paris/posts/appleid/
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Boycott OpenAI and ChatGPT.

Evil companies pushing evil products.
'She participated in a TikTok "Devil trend" on Saturday, Dec. 6, in which she asked ChatGPT to reveal her biggest flaws and insecurities.'
The 19-year-old sophomore was found dead in her off-campus apartment.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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When the AI boom began, copywriters were singled out as one of the jobs most vulnerable to AI. Now, three years later, I wanted to hear from workers on the frontlines of the industry, to hear what had actually taken place on the ground.

For many, it was even worse than they'd feared.
"I was forced to use AI until the day I was laid off." Copywriters reveal how AI has decimated their industry
Copywriters were one of the first to have their jobs targeted by AI firms. These are their stories, three years into the AI era.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The holiday spirit has overtaken Tyria! WintersDay fun and Jade mine! #gw2 #dropsenabled
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December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Even after the current global financial chaos is over and things stabilize there are two truths you should bear in mind: prices will not come back down. We saw this recently after COVID. And wages will not go up.
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Sharing an excerpt from my current work-in-progress over on my substack.

I make all of my posts on substack free, but if you would like to support me, a paid subscription is always appreciated (it also allows you to comment on my posts)

open.substack.com/pub/shanemkr...
The Wolf Who Ate the Sun
A short excerpt from my current work in progress, sequel to The Seraph's Blade
open.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I would love to read that.
I've had this idea for Star Blossom series for a while where she's mentored in the ways of The Green by the likes of Poison Ivy, Swamp Thing and Black Orchid... and she, in turn, warms their cynical hearts...

As for artist? Hmmm... Let's say @oneilljones.com...
#FizzVsComics
Okay, you get to write ONE dream comic mini-series, featuring characters you did not create.

What character would you pick, and who would draw it?
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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GYRE Prime Complete Access Pack Giveaway!
Enter by:

✅Like!
✅Follow!
✅REPOST!
✅INTERACT WITH THE LINK!!!

gleam.io/4JsUb/gyre-p...

Sponsored by @warframe.com

#Warframe #GIVEAWAYS #OLDPEACE #primeaccess
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Y’all, the font, “Calibri”, is DEI!
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Soo-won is gone and there’s trouble at the Jade mine!
#gw2
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December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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K, maybe I'm finally putting a bit more size on my legs. 🙂
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM