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evilmustard.bsky.social
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@evilmustard.bsky.social
he/him 23 🏳️‍🌈| audiophile / robophobe / computer butcher / leftist moid
today shall now be known as Fuck Maria Machado Day
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
happy new year! heres to every day being better than the next ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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Try this: www.wsj.com/us-news/trum...

I searched for the story on Bluesky and clicked random gift links
Exclusive | The Incident That Prompted Trump to Ban Epstein From Mar-a-Lago’s Spa
Mar-a-Lago sent an 18-year-old spa worker on a house call to Jeffrey Epstein in 2003. She complained to her bosses that Epstein pressured her for sex.
www.wsj.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
shes back to life, with working a/c this time. fingers crossed it doesnt leak out again
December 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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First-ever US airstrikes in Nigeria put the second Trump admin’s 2025 combat actions at:

—Nigeria—tonight’s strikes
—Yemen—1,000+ strikes (Mar-Apr)
—Somalia—120 strikes, 1 ground raid
—Syria—78+ strikes, 3 ground raids
—Caribbean—11 strikes
—Eastern Pacific—20 strikes
—Iran—3 strikes
—Iraq—1 strike
December 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
all i got for christmas was a bottle of tanqueray and swiffer mop pads
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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As promised in our newsletter, we're organizing a giveaway of the Summer Eternal Anthology Deluxe Firestarter Bundle!

To enter:
1. Follow us
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Winner receives one free pre-order for the Anthology Deluxe Bundle.
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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WELKER: Why was this photo of a desk with a drawer open containing photos of Trump taken down?

BLANCHE: You can see in that photo there are photos of women. We learned there were concerns about them.

W: Are you saying those women are victims of Epstein?

B: No, that's not what I'm saying.
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I just recieved that $1776 check lmao. what stupid shit do i buy with this bribe money
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
just spotted this joop wrongler. its been death wobbling all across the country! nobody makes em like stellantis thats for sure
December 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
counterpoint: i just really like spinach
Bill Marler has worked on foodborne illnesses cases for decades — and he orders his steak cooked gray, never pink.

“I’ve been in too many ICUs. I’ve been to too many funerals,” Marler said. “I know too much.” https://wapo.st/48Rw01P
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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it's cool because it's theft btw
December 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
"this tech has barely any legitimate use case and will crash & burn at some point" vs "no it wont"
December 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
the jeeps dead lmao. bunch of metal in the oil pan, i swear it wasnt me. we are going to rebuild the entire engine
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
my jurassic shitbox is returning back to the earth
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
kei cars in america? thanks to trump? idk how to feel about this. im definitely buying one but maybe i'll have a frown on my face while signing the papers
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Hey Liberals! Putin hates this book, you should totally read it.

Give the🖕🏼to Putin. Read State and Revolution now!
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
finished Live A Live remake, what a stupid name, but great rpg. few other jrpgs have combat as fun as this one
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
acquired a special device today for the low price of expensive
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM