Evita Bergstad
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Evita Bergstad
@evitabergstad.bsky.social
Tall and gangly Norwegian silly sausage. Illustrator, content designer and literary critic. She/her. 33.

I also need to stress that in my profile picture, my face is covered in glue. Please don't call me for your next stag do.
The untapped potential in Hannibal’s sixth finger is deadass sending me to Mars!
I may have gotten cunfused about which hand is his special one, don’t come for me.
Quick-ish doodle in Procreate.

#hannibal #nbchannibal #hannigram #hannigramfanart #madsmikkelsen #hughdancy #bryanfuller
June 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Same image as previously posted, different background colour. The red is unavoidable.

Favourite husbands ♡

#hannibal #hannigram #murderhusbands #eattherude #bryanfuller #procreate
May 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Not a day goes by where I don’t think about these beautiful assholes!

#hannigram #hannibal #murderhusbands
April 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Dear scammers,
How thick and deprived of self-awareness do you think I am?!
Eat a bag of dicks.

Sincerely,
sexy baby
February 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Golden oldie from the archives of 2018. I have NO IDEA WHY I MADE THIS but I approve of this spur of insanity.

#art #menstruationfairy #tamponexpress #watercolour
January 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Happy new year! May this picture of me as a 4 year old aspiring, tormented artist bring you joy and inspiration. If you have access to a small child, please provide them with a paint brush and a wall as soon as possible.
January 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
December 16, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Mix up at the hair colourist… 😳

IT’S ALMOST TIIIIIIIIIME AAAAAH!!!

Immensely excited about them starting shooting in January!

#goodomens #davidtennant #michaelsheen #ineffable #go3 #aziraphale #crowley #art #digitalart #procreate
December 13, 2024 at 12:04 AM
To be fair, this pretty much covers our collective, annual rage every March, April and sometimes May. I don’t even know if any of us can truly justify living here anymore, at this point. Delulu <3

#comic #cartoon #art #comicstrip #norwegianspring #northernnorway
December 11, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Was INSANELY bored at this year's Christmas conference.

Did I doodle for 7 hours? Yes. Did that result in me not paying any sort of attention for 7 hours? Also yes.

Please enjoy some bored-ridden ballpoint pen-doodles. David Pen-nant, if you will.

#doodles #penart #davidtennant #art #scetch
December 10, 2024 at 4:38 PM
My old cover for my master thesis in 2018: "Uncovering the Obscene in Vladimir Nabokov’s Lolita and John Irving’s The Hotel New Hampshire – A Critical Analysis of Cultural Divisions".

If only Lolita had Susie the bear.

#masterthesis #illustration #pencilillustration #johnirving #nabokov #lolita
December 7, 2024 at 12:11 PM
A little throwback to 2021 when I did one of my first ever proper digital portraits as a Christmas present for a friend, ordered by his wife. It took for fecking ever, but I've been hooked ever since.

#digitalart #portrait #art #photoshop #commission
December 2, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Denial is a river in Egypt. 2020 was a wild ride.

#cartoon #comic #pandemic #digitalart #art #procreate #covid
November 29, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Meanwhile, our politicians are busy stealing sunglasses, making stupid errors on their taxes and caught plagiarising on their master theses.

At least it's not rape, election subversion or falsifying business records...

#caricature #digitalart #procreate #Norwegianpolitics #plagiarising
November 28, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

(Me whenever anyone asks me anything these days. I'm in the middle of my exams, please help)
November 27, 2024 at 3:09 PM
The one thing I miss the least from my years as a barmaid, is customers I want to slap.

Have a cup of Earl Grey, you twat.

#comic #cartoon #barmaid #digitalart #procreate
November 27, 2024 at 1:03 PM
This one probably doesn't even require translation for non-Norwegian speakers.

I hate these e-scooters so much, they truly bring out my inner Karen.

#procreate #e-scootersareevil #pleaseuseyourlegs #art #comic #cartoon
November 27, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Got to draw my friend's diploma for his outstanding work for the neighbourhood community. Tattoos drawn from memory, thank you for asking 😐

#art #digitalart #procreate #diploma #mylittlepony
November 26, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Silly sketch from a speedy excersise for my design studies at OsloMet last semester. Inspired by real life events.

#drinkingculture #digitalart #sketch #procreate #beer
November 25, 2024 at 11:39 AM
This is so fucking dumb, I'm so sorry.

#art #badpun #pennywise #sketch #help
November 25, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Sometimes I get to do more serious portraits, too. They're a pain, but I love it.

Present for my very good friend's dissertation party.

#art #portrait #photoshop #realisticart
November 23, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Can't wait for the Norwegian election next year, so I can start making stupid shit like this again.

#art #digitalart #photoshop #senterpartiet #Norwegianelection #pennywise #vedum
November 22, 2024 at 8:26 AM
It's Thursday - cuddle a breast. Any breast!

Commission for a Northern Norwegian comedy book.
November 21, 2024 at 9:56 AM
November 20, 2024 at 11:58 AM