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Evita Bergstad

@evitabergstad.bsky.social

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Tall and gangly Norwegian silly sausage. Illustrator, content designer and literary critic. She/her. 33. I also need to stress that in my profile picture, my face is covered in glue. Please don't call me for your next stag do.

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AronBerg @aronberg.bsky.social · May 18

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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Jun 3

The untapped potential in Hannibal’s sixth finger is deadass sending me to Mars!
I may have gotten cunfused about which hand is his special one, don’t come for me.
Quick-ish doodle in Procreate.

#hannibal #nbchannibal #hannigram #hannigramfanart #madsmikkelsen #hughdancy #bryanfuller

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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · May 3

Same image as previously posted, different background colour. The red is unavoidable.

Favourite husbands ♡

#hannibal #hannigram #murderhusbands #eattherude #bryanfuller #procreate

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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Apr 15

Not a day goes by where I don’t think about these beautiful assholes!

#hannigram #hannibal #murderhusbands

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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Feb 6

Dear scammers,
How thick and deprived of self-awareness do you think I am?!
Eat a bag of dicks.

Sincerely,
sexy baby

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Jan 23

See, THIS is why humanity invented Photohop ♡

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Jan 23

Golden oldie from the archives of 2018. I have NO IDEA WHY I MADE THIS but I approve of this spur of insanity.

#art #menstruationfairy #tamponexpress #watercolour

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Jan 3

Happy new year! May this picture of me as a 4 year old aspiring, tormented artist bring you joy and inspiration. If you have access to a small child, please provide them with a paint brush and a wall as soon as possible.

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Dec 19

Respectfully - what the fuck ❤️

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · Dec 18

old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF
IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT
old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!

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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Dec 16

HAHA! I support this!

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Dec 16

HAHA! ♡ I mean, it's how he tasted food, so why would he not?!

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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Dec 16

Thank you ever so much ♡ They are the adorablest!

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Dec 16

The Wall Scene - if I’d had a fucken say in it.

Mlem!

#whowouldn’t #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #ineffableidiots #crowley #aziraphale #procreate #digitalalrt #art

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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Dec 13

Mix up at the hair colourist… 😳

IT’S ALMOST TIIIIIIIIIME AAAAAH!!!

Immensely excited about them starting shooting in January!

#goodomens #davidtennant #michaelsheen #ineffable #go3 #aziraphale #crowley #art #digitalart #procreate

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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Dec 11

To be fair, this pretty much covers our collective, annual rage every March, April and sometimes May. I don’t even know if any of us can truly justify living here anymore, at this point. Delulu <3

#comic #cartoon #art #comicstrip #norwegianspring #northernnorway

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Dec 10

Was INSANELY bored at this year's Christmas conference.

Did I doodle for 7 hours? Yes. Did that result in me not paying any sort of attention for 7 hours? Also yes.

Please enjoy some bored-ridden ballpoint pen-doodles. David Pen-nant, if you will.

#doodles #penart #davidtennant #art #scetch

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · Dec 8

Art class should never stop being a thing. Like if right after lunch we all got to go down to the basement for an hour, throw on a smock, and make collages out of old magazines while somebody's eccentric, slightly witchy aunt tells us how great we're doing, I feel like we'd all be in a better place.

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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Dec 7

My old cover for my master thesis in 2018: "Uncovering the Obscene in Vladimir Nabokov’s Lolita and John Irving’s The Hotel New Hampshire – A Critical Analysis of Cultural Divisions".

If only Lolita had Susie the bear.

#masterthesis #illustration #pencilillustration #johnirving #nabokov #lolita

A pencil black-and-grey illustration of a young girl standing with her arms crossed next to a protective brown bear, standing on it's hind legs.

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Dec 2

A little throwback to 2021 when I did one of my first ever proper digital portraits as a Christmas present for a friend, ordered by his wife. It took for fecking ever, but I've been hooked ever since.

#digitalart #portrait #art #photoshop #commission

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Dec 2

If you haven't seen Oddity yet, I highly recommend it. Chilling, thoroughly scary and unique, in a good way!

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Nov 29

Denial is a river in Egypt. 2020 was a wild ride.

#cartoon #comic #pandemic #digitalart #art #procreate #covid

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Nov 29

I was just asked to show ID for buying a bottle of wine. I'm 33.

No one talk to me, I feel way too young and invincible at the moment.

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Nov 28

Meanwhile, our politicians are busy stealing sunglasses, making stupid errors on their taxes and caught plagiarising on their master theses.

At least it's not rape, election subversion or falsifying business records...

#caricature #digitalart #procreate #Norwegianpolitics #plagiarising

Caricature of Ingvild Kjerkol and Sandra Borch sneaklily copying documents in a dark copy room.

Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · Nov 27

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

(Me whenever anyone asks me anything these days. I'm in the middle of my exams, please help)