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Hideous Idiot
yes
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
performing the ritual of chüd to ward off the grinch
December 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
and me? I'm a pepperjack guy you know that
December 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I don't want an olive branch I just want some damn olives! get this shit outta my face bro!!
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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compare contrast
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
thanks!
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I start my morning with a couple of these followed by a big stack of pancakes
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'm a little worried about all this stuff I've been hearing about a grinch meal
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
never kill yourself
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
first things first: yes, I am bubba. second thing: look at those dsls right now and tell me you wouldn't do the same damn thing.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm always saying this to the lady at starbucks
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
if you see someone disrespecting the california raisins call them out. hell, call their employer.
October 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
mr president I don't like gruesome newsom anymore than you do sir but when you disrespect the state of california you're also disrespecting everyone's favorite dried fruit music group the california raisins
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Chapter 3
"The Creature Plays Power Forward for the 1970-71 Milwaukee Bucks"
October 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
October 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
grabber vs the claw who you got
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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listening to the new chapo
February 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke, I'd go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We killed Dracula. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it's all over. And that's the hardest part.
October 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM