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EvryMan
@evryman.bsky.social
130 followers 470 following 610 posts
Part time streamer, full time amateur
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I play games, watch sports, and watch the world go by
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Forgot to post these last weekend, but the heavyweight raids were fuckin' AWESOME! Really loved the whole raid series, but godsDAMN what a hell of a payoff!

#FFXIV #FF14 #DT
Screenshot of Vamp Fatale, the "Sweet-Toothed Sadist" and first boss in the Arcadion Heavyweight raids Screenshot of The Xtremes, the "Daring Devils" and tag-team duo that comprise the second boss of the Arcadion Heavyweight raids Screenshot of The Tyrant, the "Iron Fist" and Heavyweight Champion of the Arcadion, who is the third boss in the Arcadion Heavyweight raids Screenshot of The Lindwurm, "Glory Incarnate" and final boss of the Arcadion Heavyweight raids. Once a man, the president of the Arcadion merged his soul with that of an unborn Lindwurm in the hopes of using its regenerative properties to cure the effects of feral soul usage by Arcadion fighters.
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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I don't want to "fix" her. I want to make her WORSE.

So I did!

#FFXIV #DT #FF14
Vamp Fatale after calling upon the soul of some oversized bat Caption: Sweet-Toothed Sadist | Vamp Fatale Vamp Fatale after being defeated by Ellanor Falborn, the Warrior of Light
December 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

PENIS
CRABS
BUTTER

Uhhhhhhhh
A word search with many, many, many words, but no key
December 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I found the . !!! REJOICE!

#FFXIV #DT
My Warrior of Light, Ellanor Falborn, praying before a supposedly bugged enemy that appeared after the 7.4 patch of Final Fantasy XIV
December 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Pretty sure feats of madness is 98% of my job description at this point. Either that, or proving the haters wrong

#FFXIV #DT
Ellanor Falborn, my Warrior of Light, pondering responses to Lumull's protestations about stopping the Doomtrain Possible replies: "Trust me, we can handle this." "We have no other choice." "Well, now I *have* to do it." [This response is highlighted]
December 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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You good, Krile? (I'm almost 100% sure she's NOT good, but I'll ask anyway)

#FFXIV #DT
My Warrior of Light, Ellanor Falborn, sitting on a bench next to Krile Baldesion, and looking to see if she's alright.
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Ain't NO FUCKING WAY G'raha's going to disparage his (semi-adopted) daughter's cooking like that! If I didn't need him breathing I'd drag him behind the airship on the way back. He's lucky I haven't told Lyna all the dumb shit he's done so she doesn't find a way to kill him herself!

#FFXIV #DT
G'raha Tia from Final Fantasy XIV, referencing a drink his pseudo-adopted daughter would make during his time in the First Quote: "It's not unlike the syrup Lyna used to make. Black as pitch, and sour as sin... Though there's no better cure for fatigue."
December 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Nah nah nah I did NOT just witness an insect-induced Matrix parody shot in this fuckin cutscene! Gods these quests are just fuckin hilarious

#FFXIV #FF14 #DT
Detective Hardiboiled (not to be confused with Inspector Hildibrand) recreating the bullet time dodge from The Matrix while an insect sits on his face
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Mr Krabs "give it up" meme Top text: 17! Bottom text: Give it up for the 17th inning!!!
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Mr Krabs "give it up" meme Top text: 15! Bottom text: Give it up for the 15th inning!
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Transistor is great. Super pretty art style, interesting combat, and an ability system that can create some really wild builds. But MAN, I was not at all prepared for that ending...
Screenshot from Transistor depicting Red, the protagonist, singing on a stage Screenshot from Transistor depicting Red as she arrives at the top of a lift to a grand hallway Screenshot from Transistor depicting an outrun-inspired sunrise (or sunset). Green grid lines fill the sky, with a yellow sun on the horizon
October 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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I'm here to raze worlds and chew bubblegum. And Raha, I'm all outta bubblegum

#FFXIVScreenshots #FFXIV #FF14 #DT
My Warrior of Light, Ellanor Falborn, considering her response to G'raha Tia's (not pictured) question (She will choose the most violent response after the flimsy attempt on her life mere moments prior)
August 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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mfw a clandestine organization inside my own government locks me up and uses my memories to turn my kingdom into an apocalyptic hellscape using souls as fuel and I'm just now learning about it

#DT #FFXIVScreenshots #FFXIV FF14
Screenshot of Queen Sphene (the flesh and blood one, not the genAI one) of Alexandria from Final Fantasy XIV
August 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Took me 3 days and a LOT of curses, but I finally climbed the Moonfire Faire tower!

#FFXIVScreenshots #FFXIV #FF14
My Warrior of Light, Ellanor Falborn, looking over the ocean from the top of the Moonfire Faire jumping puzzle tower
August 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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I miss the flat scorebug Fox ran with years ago. Easy to read, good colors, and clean animations
Screenshot of a Fox NFL preseason broadcast from 2017 between the Bengals and (former) Redskins
August 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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FUCK YEAH! BRANDI-NOIR!!!

DAY
FUCKING
MADE

#FFXIV #FF14 #DT
Inspector Hildibrand from Final Fantasy XIV dressed as a stereotypical noir detective, with black sunglasses, a black fedora, and a black trenchcoat. Caption: Man in Overcoat - "Give it up, kid! We've got you dead to rights!"
August 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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"But Black Dynamite" meme with the text replaced Top text: But Kwisatz Haderade, Bottom text: That *is* using your power for good!
August 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Ever seen Butter in a tree before?
Now you have!
A picture of my cat, Butter, sitting on the top of his cat tree and facing the camera
July 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Engagement bait post your lock screen
Screenshot of my lock screen. It features the Team Rocket R logo behind the clock near the top of the screen, and a flat PokeBall design at the bottom. The time and date read 11:51 on Friday, July 25
July 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Time to take Sphene offline--permanently

#FFXIV #DT
Image of Ellanor Falborn, the Warrior of Light, preparing to fight the entity formerly known as Queen Sphene of Alexandria
July 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I decided real early that I was going to put Sphene's head on a spike, but now I don't have to pretend to feel guilty about it. Win win!

#FFXIV #DT
Image of Sphene, Queen of Alexandria from Final Fantasy XIV Caption: "I will erase all memories of the living Sphene--she who has cursed me with this soft and powerless nature."
July 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Man, we could've had a BITCHIN' on rails shooter mission, but it gets relegated to a cutscene 😞 at least the cutscene was kickass, but

MAN

#FF14 #DT
A picture of Ellanor Falborn, my Warrior of Light, operating a mounted cannon
July 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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First the Vex, now FUCKIN' ELITES??? No wonder Eorzea never strengthened trade with Tural, holy shit

#FF14 #DT
Zoraal Ja from Final Fantasy 14 Online clad in some sort of high tech armor
July 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Ever see Butter in a tree?

Now you have
A picture of my cat, Butter, relaxing in his cat tree
July 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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How the FUCK did the Vex manage to sneak into Tural???

#FF14 #DT
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14 depicting the entrance to the city of gold underneath Tural
June 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM