EvryMan
@evryman.bsky.social
Part time streamer, full time amateur
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I play games, watch sports, and watch the world go by
29
I play games, watch sports, and watch the world go by
What a dumbass ending to that game holy shit 🤣🤣🤣
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
What a dumbass ending to that game holy shit 🤣🤣🤣
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
PENIS
CRABS
BUTTER
Uhhhhhhhh
PENIS
CRABS
BUTTER
Uhhhhhhhh
December 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
PENIS
CRABS
BUTTER
Uhhhhhhhh
PENIS
CRABS
BUTTER
Uhhhhhhhh
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Getting beaten with a shovel at random intervals would've been preferable to whatever the FUCK those last 4 hours of work were. Tomorrow's going to suck more shit than a shop vac in a septic tank
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Getting beaten with a shovel at random intervals would've been preferable to whatever the FUCK those last 4 hours of work were. Tomorrow's going to suck more shit than a shop vac in a septic tank
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
It's beginning to look a lot like "Fuck This" 🎵
December 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like "Fuck This" 🎵
FREE FOOTBALL IN CHARLOTTE LET'S GOOOO
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
FREE FOOTBALL IN CHARLOTTE LET'S GOOOO
Never in a MILLION FUCKING YEARS did I believe Texas Tech could do something like this!
RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIDDEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIDDEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
a man in a red shirt is riding an exercise bike in front of a crowd of people wearing masks
Alt: Member of the Texas Tech Saddle Tramps ringing Banging Bertha
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Never in a MILLION FUCKING YEARS did I believe Texas Tech could do something like this!
RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIDDEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIDDEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
What a GLORIOUS day for football!
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
What a GLORIOUS day for football!
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SMU eight seconds is enough time to run another play
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
SMU eight seconds is enough time to run another play
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SMU???
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SMU???
If you have to turn to ChatGPT to plan a fucking road trip, there is no hope for you or your lineage. No, I'm not sorry.
Jesus Christ those commercials are fucking dogshit
Jesus Christ those commercials are fucking dogshit
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If you have to turn to ChatGPT to plan a fucking road trip, there is no hope for you or your lineage. No, I'm not sorry.
Jesus Christ those commercials are fucking dogshit
Jesus Christ those commercials are fucking dogshit
I can't believe I'm rooting for an Aggie comeback right now. But I can't hate them nearly as much as I hate Texas, so them's the breaks
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I can't believe I'm rooting for an Aggie comeback right now. But I can't hate them nearly as much as I hate Texas, so them's the breaks
Extend George Pickens TOMORROW! Don't care what he's asking, PAY THAT MAN
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Extend George Pickens TOMORROW! Don't care what he's asking, PAY THAT MAN
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george pickens can catch a greased pig in a rainstorm
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
george pickens can catch a greased pig in a rainstorm
So here I am, finally watching Chainsaw Man, and HOLYFUCKINSHIT. I expected a blood ritual or some shit for Denji when Makima requested convicts and a temple, not the shadow realm hydraulic press!
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
So here I am, finally watching Chainsaw Man, and HOLYFUCKINSHIT. I expected a blood ritual or some shit for Denji when Makima requested convicts and a temple, not the shadow realm hydraulic press!
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New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
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40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
Today I learned that the German word for "venom" is "gift". Use this information as you see fit
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Today I learned that the German word for "venom" is "gift". Use this information as you see fit