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Ewan 🇬🇧🇺🇦🔸
@ewan.lol
Senior Software Engineer in Defence/NatSec, Derby County, #NAFO enthusiast, lover of Metal and music.
This is such a fucking mint title man, pure perfection
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It makes it tricky to convince people that immigration isn't a serious issue, when we keep accidentally releasing the most dangerous ones out of prison every few weeks 😂
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I bet you any money Musk and all the gimps on the other place spent the last few days speculating that the attacker must have been a Muslim. He wasn't. But do you know who was? The train conductor who was nearly stabbed to death, and his fighting for his life protecting his passengers.
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Might be my track of the year pick to be honest
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Be a shame if he got some questions directly about all this
October 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is what Trump would really like instead of a ballroom. If someone offered this instead, he'd take it.
October 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Love getting these in the post, got a nice little collection on the go now 💙💛
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I'd love to put this to the test
October 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I feel vindicated, because my partner shouted at me for not being able to fix this earlier 😂
October 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Christ, must have been some seriously sharp criticism
October 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is my local news website. So many ads, even on a massive Samsung monitor, the website was pushed into oblivion. So funny. Got your ad impressions, congrats, guys!
October 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I'm so sorry, Kansas City, but you're going to have to build a middle bit, where all the stuff is, you're making me anxious
September 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Making a webapp that compares a guitar tone with a reference tone and tells you how to adjust it to make it sound more like the reference tone
September 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My beauty hopefully getting fixed, finally tomorrow. Stolen in Feb, accidentally bought back in March, in a police compound for 8 weeks, sat on Mark McCanns drive for 2 months, taken to pieces. Another couple of months sat on my drive with every single warning light on. Hopefully tomorrow is the day
September 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Love how abruptly summer ends in the UK, fucking hell 😂
September 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I used to have ads on my blog, and people got annoyed, so I had to remove them. But was reading on just now, and this guy's really going for it... one after every paragraph ahahaha, I almost respect it.

Also, ignore my highly conflicted ad suggestions...
September 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If anyone can, it's our lad Starmer 😂
September 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is a podcast I wish there were more of
September 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Guy on £8 an hour, no pension, 43 years old, self-employed so no sick pay, no holidays, no rights. Blames immigration. Gary's response is so powerful here, one of respect and compassion. Absolutely flawless response. The question was perfect, the answer was even more so.
September 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I think I can clear this one up. No it fucking isn't
September 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Rest in peace Tomas Lindberg 😭
September 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm sorry, what?
September 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
He's genuinely really stupid, isn't he?
September 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You will simply be amazed at how many people think this is real
September 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM