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Ewan Ingvald
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Healer/dealer. Nécromancien•ne du meme. Expert•e en échecs (pas le jeu). Incarnation humaine de l'attaque Trempette. Atteint•e du syndrome de Wak. Anxieux•se […]

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quidcumque.rheinhessen.social.ap.brid.gy
One of my autistic "powers" is invisibility. People routinely push past me while I wait in line; people routinely ignore me when I try to contribute to a group conversation.

Sometimes it's just annoying. Sometimes it really hurts and makes me feel very lonely.

#actuallyautistic
January 24, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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milena-hime.shelter.moe.ap.brid.gy
C'était compliqué encore ce matin dans les transports en commun.
Le meilleur format de compression, ce n'est pas le RAR, c'est le RER...🚈
January 20, 2026 at 8:36 AM
ewaningvald.framapiaf.org.ap.brid.gy
RE: https://piaille.fr/@jehansanspour/115926678507227708

On continue la vidéosurveillance qui ne devait être qu'un test ?

Qui aurait pu prédire ?...
piaille.fr
January 22, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy
99% of smart home crap just feels like

why is it connected to the internet? so it can get updates
why does it need updates? because it's connected to the internet
January 14, 2026 at 11:15 AM
ewaningvald.framapiaf.org.ap.brid.gy
C'est quoi ces histoires de notifications push là ? Faut pas pousser mes mails dans les ordis hein ! #badumtss
January 17, 2026 at 1:10 PM
ewaningvald.framapiaf.org.ap.brid.gy
RE: https://framapiaf.org/@EwanIngvald/115785216318092374

Bon, du coup, des avancées sur ce projet.

J’ai donc acheté les Samsung Galaxy Buds3 Pro. Des semi-intras.
Comme attendu, hyper confortables, mais moins efficients sur l’ANC que des full intras, car pas d’occlusion complète (notamment […]
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 AM
ewaningvald.framapiaf.org.ap.brid.gy
[Substance médicamenteuse]

🎶🎵 Je m'appelle Rémi, et je suis fentanyl ! 🎵🎶
January 15, 2026 at 11:26 AM
ewaningvald.framapiaf.org.ap.brid.gy
Le saviez-vous ?
1 personne sur 2, ça fait une pyramide
January 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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jmaris.me
I often hear Americans & rich brits justify buying oversized, polluting vehicles by claiming they need them because they live in the "countryside".

I call bullshit, Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce, the Citroen C15⬇
A Citroen C15 van
January 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
ewaningvald.framapiaf.org.ap.brid.gy
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@manhack/115843188143237284

Mince alors. Qui aurait pu prédire ?
January 7, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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xgranade.com
Two things can be, and in fact are, both true:

• AI is unethical whether it works or not.
• AI doesn't work.
January 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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xyla.zip
:newLeft: new :newRight: year
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
ewaningvald.framapiaf.org.ap.brid.gy
Bonjour les gens du Fédiverse.
Dites, je me pose une question depuis quelques temps.
Bien que les casques circum et intra-auriculaires avec réduction active de bruit (ANC) soient performants, je ls trouve insuffisants pour m’isoler du monde extérieur quand j’en ai besoin.

Est-ce qu’il y aurait […]
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framapiaf.org
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy
merry wokemas. hope you got pronouns in your stockings
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
ewaningvald.framapiaf.org.ap.brid.gy
Ça fait plusieurs jours que je me pose une question : comment et pourquoi on n'a pas élevé les renards au rang de pet S-tier ?
Je veux dire, c'est juste les traits les plus choupis des chats avec les traits les plus choupis des chiens ! Keskifodplusse ?
December 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
ewaningvald.framapiaf.org.ap.brid.gy
Bon, cette année il est temps de prendre conscience. En fait je suis végée... Mais tellement people pleaser que si y a pas d'alternative, bah c'est pas grave j'aurais la nausée pendant/après le repas
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
@MintSpies *Coughs*

Bounty, Galaxy (Regular) and Maltesers are all overlaid.

I used your toot for the Alt text 😂
Time-series data showing how the distribution of chocolate types has changed over the years
December 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
By "popular" demand, I present... the Chocolate Bar Chart!

Also, welcome to all my new followers (I am slightly overwhelmed) and please don't expect this quality of content all year round! 😂

#christmas #chocolate #shrinkflation
A bar chart showing the number of each chocolate type per year in a tub of Celebrations. The bars are made up of pictures of each chocolate bar type.
December 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
What do you mean you don't obsessively count the number of chocolates in a tub of Celebrations every year and put the results into an Excel spreadsheet!?

Anyway, the 2025 results are in:
Bounty x5
Galaxy x5
Galaxy Caramel x5
Maltesers x5
Mars x9
Milky Way x9
Snickers […]

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All the chocolates in a tub of Celebrations laid out in vertical lines by chocolate type A pie chart with the different coloured sectors representing the number of each type of chocolate
December 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
ewaningvald.framapiaf.org.ap.brid.gy
RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/115759621992056934

#ALT4you #alt4u
Screenshot of a social media post from CNN with a picture of a dog walking through tall grass.
It reads "this pup couldn't hack it as a drug-sniffing dog, so now, he sniffs out the poop of elusve animals in the name of […]
December 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy
Can any catgirl confirm or deny these allegations
catgirl being lifted up by the shoulders, the catgirl stretches like a cat. the caption is "do u think catgirls elongate when u pick them up like,"
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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dave.basilisk.gallery.ap.brid.gy
Why has this not happened: a gameshow where 10 audiophiles have to tell the difference between expensive £1k - £10k audiophile gear and a £300 setup.

I would watch the SHIT out of that.
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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xyla.zip
gay sex is nice and all, but have you tried 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep?
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
ewaningvald.framapiaf.org.ap.brid.gy
Dites, c'est pas parce que j'ai récemment développé un intérêt restreint pour l'univers Cyberpunk qu'il faut autant essayer de s'en rapprocher autant que ça et aussi vite, hein ? C'est pas grave si ça reste de la fiction.
C'est mieux si ça reste de la fiction...
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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ricci.discuss.systems.ap.brid.gy
Did you know: you can avoid the need for backups by failing to do anything worth saving a copy of

Follow me for more computing lifehacks
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM