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blayne the hag
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genderqueer halloween trash • indie poet • they/she/any

• creator: EW, HAG newsletter
• eic: @salonsinister.com
• bite back: poems out 10.9.25

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need to hear this in a dj set
Still from PRIMATE of a chimpanzee crouched over an iPad by the edge of a pool, facing the camera as he taps a button on the iPad that triggers the word "DEAD" over and over
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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loo asked to take a picture 🖤
Blayne smiles at the camera while bent over to pet Jillian the beagle
January 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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🖤💚
Blayne poses for a selfie in a neon green and black shirt for The Substance and a black beanie Side profile of a pair of black Vans with neon green skulls on the side panel
January 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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his name ain't ice no more. it's ernie.
Still from Hocus Pocus of Ernie aka Ice holding a pilfered bag of candy as he sneers
January 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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nothin but the hits
A pale hand holds a stack of CDs, including Bikini Kill's The First Two Records, Doechii's Alligator Bites Never Heal, Portishead's DUMMY, and Hole's Live Through This
January 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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on my olga shit
A pale hand holds a stack of books which includes The Wax Child by Olga Ravn, Ring Shout by P. Djèli Clark, The Last Housewife by Ashley Winstead, and House of Day, House of Night by Olga Tokarczuk
January 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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This is the point. Not to stay here, but to return. Heaven is an understanding. #poetry
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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booksmart for a light night
Still from Booksmart of Gigi shouting into a walkie talkie, "Light 'em up, Louanne!"
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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as of this weekend i have watched the entire now you see me franchise and
Still from The Office of Erin in a talking-head scene gesticulating while saying, "I don't get it! I'm sorry, I just— I don't get it."
January 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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"how's the new job?"
Text conversation between Loo and Blayne Loo: It's only Day 10 of the job and it's been a lot. So proud of you and I'm here for you Blayne: *sends Yellowjackets still of Jeff saying, "There's no book club?" and adding, It's only day 10??
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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started this a couple days ago and looooooooove
Book cover for Herculine by Grace Byron
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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horror books i'm looking forward to in january 📖
Book covers for Bound by the Blood, A Box Full of Darkness, Hemlock, and Persona
January 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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horror movies i'm looking forward to in january 🎟
Movie posters for Primate, Dooba Dooba, Mother of Flies, and Send Help
January 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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EW, HAG: YEAR OF THE SAW TRAP

- how do we survive another year of this?
- new format
- new movies
- new books
- new salon sinister
- new poetry/life updates
- same hellscape

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In case you missed it, the United States continues to aid, abet, and contribute to the world’s terror. All at the expense of (and while exploiting) the people who are actively against it. Not to belittle the horrors our country is committing, but history repeats itself as often as tropes do. If you’re going to survive an imperialist murder puzzle, you might as well use all the tools you’ve gathered thus far. We’re living in a Saw trap, friends. It’s time to huddle, plan, and work together — expectations and egos to the side. We have no choice but to try.
January 5, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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new format | monthly faves will now be four movies i'm looking forward to premiering that month

🐒🎞🪰 j a n u a r y 🪰🎞🐒
Screenshot of blayne's letterboxd faves which include Primate (2026), Dooba Dooba, Mother of Flies, and Send Help
January 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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🪚 t o m o r r o w 🪚

EW, HAG: YEAR OF THE SAW TRAP

- wtf
- how do we survive this year
- format changes
- new movies
- new books
- tough love
- salon sinister plans
- life/poetry updates

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A dirty white-tiled room a la SAW (2004) in the background of the words "YEAR OF THE SAW TRAP"
January 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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when
Charlie Heaton as Jonathan Byers in Stranger Things Morbius from the Spiderman franchise
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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MOST WATCHED THEME Horror, the undead and monster classics MOST WATCHED NANOGENRE Creepy, Graphic, Screaming
January 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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at some point i stopped rating films because i couldn't assign meaning to the number of stars anymore. it was like saying the same word over and over again. so now i just heart or i don't heart.
screenshot from Blayne's letterboxd 2025 in Film 295 films logged 22 films reviewed 529 hours watched
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Your ghost was spotted In the park. Spanish moss In your eyes and your Life’s longing in your song. #poetry
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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watching now you see me 2 rn
Screenshot of blayne's letterboxd review of Now You See Me which reads, "Torture."
January 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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over here romanticizing my childhood insomnia
NYX A guardian when there was none. A fairy godmother as I needed one. She watched as I searched for her, hawk-eyed to my window each night. Dark, then blue, lighter, then light— waiting to glimpse the savior I craved. Her wings whirred beyond the pane. Beyond the blinds half-slitted shut. I'd caught sight of a single feather. A sleepless child tried to befriend night to save a lonely mind until bright day. #poetry
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Beneath the floorboards, Where you swore you heard My expired heart pounding, You find not a gray corpse But poppy seeds and wormwood. #poetry
January 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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the more time passes the more i'm convinced this trilogy was lightning in a bottle
Movie posters for Fear Street parts One, Two, and Three
January 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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first watch/first watch of 2026
Promo movie photo for Presence featuring the family of four in front of their house in a negative filter
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM