blayne the hag
@ewhag.com
genderqueer halloween trash • indie poet • they/she/any
• creator: EW, HAG newsletter
• eic: @salonsinister.com
• bite back: poems out 10.9.25
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• creator: EW, HAG newsletter
• eic: @salonsinister.com
• bite back: poems out 10.9.25
ewhag.com/links
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@ewhag.com
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EW, HAG: YEAR OF THE SAW TRAP
- how do we survive another year of this?
- new format
- new movies
- new books
- new salon sinister
- new poetry/life updates
- same hellscape
read it: www.ewhag.com/campaigns/vi...
- how do we survive another year of this?
- new format
- new movies
- new books
- new salon sinister
- new poetry/life updates
- same hellscape
read it: www.ewhag.com/campaigns/vi...
if you need proof, this book has been a godsend in seeking queer culture throughout history: bookshop.org/p/books/quee...
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
if you need proof, this book has been a godsend in seeking queer culture throughout history: bookshop.org/p/books/quee...
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started this a couple days ago and looooooooove
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
started this a couple days ago and looooooooove
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trans people are divine and should be protected as such
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
trans people are divine and should be protected as such
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no, no. you chose to drive a motorcycle. you can't also blast music from it. music is for enclosed vehicles. you must enjoy the sound of whipped air and sticky brakes. your taste is clearly impaired.
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
no, no. you chose to drive a motorcycle. you can't also blast music from it. music is for enclosed vehicles. you must enjoy the sound of whipped air and sticky brakes. your taste is clearly impaired.
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this keeps happening and keeps making me giggle
January 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
this keeps happening and keeps making me giggle
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excited for this one
@michaelwaterloo.bsky.social and I are starting a pod together because if we can be your distraction from the world rn, count us in
@michaelwaterloo.bsky.social and I are starting a pod together because if we can be your distraction from the world rn, count us in
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
excited for this one
@michaelwaterloo.bsky.social and I are starting a pod together because if we can be your distraction from the world rn, count us in
@michaelwaterloo.bsky.social and I are starting a pod together because if we can be your distraction from the world rn, count us in
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EW, HAG: YEAR OF THE SAW TRAP
- how do we survive another year of this?
- new format
- new movies
- new books
- new salon sinister
- new poetry/life updates
- same hellscape
read it: www.ewhag.com/campaigns/vi...
- how do we survive another year of this?
- new format
- new movies
- new books
- new salon sinister
- new poetry/life updates
- same hellscape
read it: www.ewhag.com/campaigns/vi...
January 5, 2026 at 12:54 PM
EW, HAG: YEAR OF THE SAW TRAP
- how do we survive another year of this?
- new format
- new movies
- new books
- new salon sinister
- new poetry/life updates
- same hellscape
read it: www.ewhag.com/campaigns/vi...
- how do we survive another year of this?
- new format
- new movies
- new books
- new salon sinister
- new poetry/life updates
- same hellscape
read it: www.ewhag.com/campaigns/vi...
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me picking out my outfit everyday
July 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
me picking out my outfit everyday
no, no. you chose to drive a motorcycle. you can't also blast music from it. music is for enclosed vehicles. you must enjoy the sound of whipped air and sticky brakes. your taste is clearly impaired.
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
no, no. you chose to drive a motorcycle. you can't also blast music from it. music is for enclosed vehicles. you must enjoy the sound of whipped air and sticky brakes. your taste is clearly impaired.
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get ICE the fuck out of our country
January 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
get ICE the fuck out of our country
this keeps happening and keeps making me giggle
January 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
this keeps happening and keeps making me giggle
booksmart for a light night
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
booksmart for a light night
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Tomorrow at Walking Bucket Newsletter:
Kazuma Okamoto said that his daughter picked the Blue Jays logo as her favorite in #MLB reported by @bnsbaseball.bsky.social.
Can we trust her or is she full of shit?
I put together a focus group of children to see.
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Kazuma Okamoto said that his daughter picked the Blue Jays logo as her favorite in #MLB reported by @bnsbaseball.bsky.social.
Can we trust her or is she full of shit?
I put together a focus group of children to see.
Sign up for free
walking-bucket.ghost.io
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Tomorrow at Walking Bucket Newsletter:
Kazuma Okamoto said that his daughter picked the Blue Jays logo as her favorite in #MLB reported by @bnsbaseball.bsky.social.
Can we trust her or is she full of shit?
I put together a focus group of children to see.
Sign up for free
walking-bucket.ghost.io
Kazuma Okamoto said that his daughter picked the Blue Jays logo as her favorite in #MLB reported by @bnsbaseball.bsky.social.
Can we trust her or is she full of shit?
I put together a focus group of children to see.
Sign up for free
walking-bucket.ghost.io
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Good was sadly not the first person shot at or killed by ICE this year. Posting a few that @cliffmay.bsky.social and I reported for @mcsweeneys.net earlier this year that did not receive the same level of attention.
Full list: www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/lest...
#LestWeForgetTheHorrors
Full list: www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/lest...
#LestWeForgetTheHorrors
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Good was sadly not the first person shot at or killed by ICE this year. Posting a few that @cliffmay.bsky.social and I reported for @mcsweeneys.net earlier this year that did not receive the same level of attention.
Full list: www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/lest...
#LestWeForgetTheHorrors
Full list: www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/lest...
#LestWeForgetTheHorrors
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We do it not alone
January 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
We do it not alone
taking over the upkeep of a website from someone else is exactly like moving into their apartment after them. and damn, bitch, they lived like that.
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
taking over the upkeep of a website from someone else is exactly like moving into their apartment after them. and damn, bitch, they lived like that.
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the only words i want to hear from democrats are "abolish," "impeach," and "prosecute"
January 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
the only words i want to hear from democrats are "abolish," "impeach," and "prosecute"
trans people are divine and should be protected as such
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
trans people are divine and should be protected as such
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School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
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Calling all 2SLGBTQIA+ poets! We have a message for you from our poetry editor Jess Cho: “Dear queer poets, PLEASE FUCK ME UP.” If you have something strange, dark, and unrepentantly queer… send it our way! We’re open to submissions right now and we pay $50/poem!
Submission Guidelines - OTHERSIDE
Submission guidelines for fiction and poetry submissions to OTHERSIDE, including opening dates and how to submit.
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January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Calling all 2SLGBTQIA+ poets! We have a message for you from our poetry editor Jess Cho: “Dear queer poets, PLEASE FUCK ME UP.” If you have something strange, dark, and unrepentantly queer… send it our way! We’re open to submissions right now and we pay $50/poem!
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there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.
email to therapist: that was all off the record btw
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
email to therapist: that was all off the record btw