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genderqueer halloween trash • indie poet • they/she/any

• creator: EW, HAG newsletter
• eic: @salonsinister.com
• bite back: poems out 10.9.25

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UNEARTH YOURSELF

at UNDERTAKE HER, being off-beat is an asset. we’re focused on looking where others aren’t for fresh takes and devastating imagery.

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November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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“With its social consciousness on its sleeve, SPIRAL works hard to be a film with something to say; and it is, literally begging viewers to heed its warnings.” Here’s @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social on the brutal, brutal Shudder release you might have missed.
'Spiral' Is a Warning That Bleeds Through the Screen
Christine Makepeace explains why Kurtis David Harder's 'Spiral' has only increased in urgency since its release.
certifiedforgotten.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
been more than two decades but i still feel phantom soggy pantleg this time of year
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
me: *drunk, mourning the loss of my whimsy and sense of humor*
and my damn giggle
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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cptsd is awesome at certain points because it makes me an amazing interviewer and helps keep people at ease. cptsd is a little weird, however, because 80% of people think i'm flirting with them. and when transcribing my interviews, with my minnie-mouse voice, i don't blame them. a curse of a gift.
September 15, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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not did
not ocd
not adhd
not bpd
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
great time to remind folks that i have six (6) packs of plan b and two (2) abortion kits. please let me know if you or someone you know needs them!
first watch of the season
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
first watch of the season
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"starring colman doming—"

i'm there. seated.
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
gonna start biting my thumb at these bobos
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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One of my favorite fests is doing a holiday horror showcase and they'll be doing a live script read of COAL EYES ARE WATCHING

☃️💜
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
so writing this is hard 😅
🍁 EW, HAG: MASTER YOUR MAKER | 12.1 🍁

in honor of gothic horror tackling trauma and existential crises, i'm dropping lore on being the black sheep, going no-contact with my family, hunting down my absent father, and the beautiful people who taught me love.

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November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
wrote about mental breakthroughs
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
hedda and regina george could rule the world
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
while brushing my teeth this morning i found myself trying to explain jock jams in a way gen z/alpha would appreciate
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
need a sash that reads "my therapist gushed over my progress"
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
that time of year when car dealers try to convince you a gift that costs $800 a month is a great surprise for your partner
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
a pal's pal.

a slut's slut.

oh duh. a queer's queer.
a nonbinary equivalent to girl's girl
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I hate math because every time I'm like "there is no way I have this little money" math is like "oh but there is"
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
you would think leaves massacred their family the way people insist on leaf blowing for hours on end
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
this double feature will fix me
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM