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Eli the Spandex Tailor
@ex-shifter.bsky.social
Former owner of Shapeshifters: custom-sized gender-affirming top garments at shapeshifters.co/

They/them.
Had a table read of this last summer. I read for the gay man who could have killed Hitler. So many lines resonate with me still.
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Oh, this looks amazing. I needed more calming and less stressful games!

(been replaying Papers, Please for some reason)
January 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Thank you to everyone who has reached out to offer to help. Especially you, @neolithicsheep.bsky.social . Seeing your response first steadied me through that whole weekend.

Thanks.
January 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
And good legal help is not free legal help.

If you have a few outrage dollars to toss at the Shapeshifters GoFundMe for help in responding to the FDA's frankly weird threats, we would all very much appreciate them. $1275 would cover our advisory counsel.

gofund.me/4dd707af7
Donate to Support Shapeshifters through a Challenging Transition, organized by Eli Coughlin-Galbraith
Hi, I'm Eli Coughlin-Galbraith. I owned and ran, with my part… Eli Coughlin-Galbraith needs your support for Support Shapeshifters through a Challenging Transition
gofund.me
January 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
With days to spare on the response timeline, we secured good help and were able to send a response.

Though the FDA is now aware that I do not own the company anymore, they have yet to deign to address Bryce and Gwen, the new owners with their concerns. This made responding more complicated.
January 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Haha! Hahahahahaha!!!
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It hits. A lot of midcentury stuff is dated now, but TLU, I think, will last.

I'm biased, but yknow.
September 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I was such a kid. He was so good at being kind and I didn't even really know how rare that was.

Thanks for bringing this back around today.
September 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
the sound this made in my head as it skitters gave me ASMR
September 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
There is also a GoFundMe if you are inclined to support rural queer community ✨ www.gofundme.com/f/community-...
Donate to Community Care in Action: Support Vermont Trans Masc Camp, organized by Hunter Kirschner
Help support a magical camp weekend for Trans Masc Folks! … Hunter Kirschner needs your support for Community Care in Action: Support Vermont Trans Masc Camp
www.gofundme.com
August 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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They're pricier than off-the-rack but I swear by @shapeshifters.bsky.social - they're customised to you both in measurements and in fabric choices! Mine lasted me for a good 8 years before I finally had my top surgery, with only a little bit of rolling up at the bottom.
June 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You make the best pottery in the world.
April 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Shapeshifters.co! They are right here on bsky at @shapeshifters.bsky.social - chest binders made to your measurements, lots of nifty customizations, I could do normal things like manual labor outdoors in the south in the summer and go to the all you can eat Chinese buffet in them!
Shapeshifters
Shapeshifters
Shapeshifters.co
March 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Idk, I'm a mouthy trans business owner and the IRS has fucked with me for years over basically nothing, maybe this year I earn it
February 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Over here the Good Local Farm eggs are $7/doz and the store brand factory shit is $10/doz and i hope that wee tiny farm is making absolute bank right now
February 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM