exceptcody.bsky.social
@exceptcody.bsky.social
Happy Darkest Day of American Democracy (so far) Day to all who celebrate! 🎉🎉🎉
January 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Why the hell would any streaming service think its acceptable to not include a resolution quality setting on their apps? I dont care if my internet is slow for 6 seconds id rather it pause for a second than look like total garbage for a while minute. All theyre doing is making their shows look bad.
December 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Guys, holy shit the nation is under threat we have to build the president a ballroom now! Seriously stop laughing. Never before has this country had to contend with a threat as grave as the president not having a ballroom, im so scared.
December 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My university having me take a Scientific Computing exam at 8am the very first day of finals week is a real dick move.

Also having finals start on a Friday I never understood that.
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Ya know, if Paramount is gonna be a shitty company they could at least have their app work properly ffs
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I wish I could give every dollar earned from the Michael Bay Transformers movies and give it to every person involved with Transformers One. Not even necessarily to make more movies they just deserve it.
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I wanna be an old person so I can use technology incorrectly on purpose and constantly say a bunch of insane out of pocket nonsense and it'll be ok because everyone else will just go "haha old people amiright?" and then it'll get posted to Reddit and get like 20 upvotes.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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don't let anyone ever tell you science isn't a creative process. for example, i'm currently creating a fucking migraine
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown.

Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Somebody go get ice quick
August 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Had a dream where I was watching a press conference where donald trump was just getting increasingly distracted struggling to get a cashew out of a really small zip lock bag so he kept rambling about nonsense and fumbling with the nut and breaking off pieces but never getting the the whole nut out
August 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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rest in piss, brother
July 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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boss: you name that knockoff gummy nerds candy yet?
marketer: sure did boss, real fuckin sexual just like you asked.
boss: what
July 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I really kinda wish it was just dark all the time

I know the sun is like important and all but what a rude bright ass mf
July 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Was talking to my republican friend a while ago about the no kings thing. He said if I think they're fascist and Trump is a king I should do something about it.

Is he advocating for me to become a domestic terrorist like what the fuck man? I'm confused. The hell does he expect us to do but protest?
July 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Why are all my weird hyper fixations never anything healthy or beneficial, like going to the gym or eating healthy? They could be, but no, instead, I'll play factorio like its a full-time job for 2 weeks straight. Newsflash, self, you have a real life full-time job, and it's basically also factorio.
July 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Yeah I'm sure that'll work
June 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Am I not allowed to drink this Coke if I dont also have a friend?
June 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
June 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
How do you explain to someone that it's not that you're calling them a fascist it's just that what they're saying is what a fascist would say?

Need to be in small words please.
June 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Why do the doves or pigeons or whatever where my parents live always sound so distressed and desperate?

Like calm down man you've got the rest of your life to go, "hoo hoooo hoo." Take it easy.
May 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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RESIST ✊
May 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yeah I'm sure the trees are loving this 🙄
April 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Can anyone explain how this actually helps bring costs to consumers down? It seems like this only protects developers from legal repercussions for defects resulting from rushing construction. It sounds to me like this would actually take power away from homeowners to advocate for fair treatment.
Colorado is making historic progress in breaking down artificial barriers that block housing Coloradans can afford and unnecessarily increase costs. There’s no silver bullet, but this bill will increase supply, lower costs, and increase opportunity 🏡🏢
www.aspentimes.com/news/colorad...
April 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
April 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM