Right? They might send you back to the Americans who will put you in a private prison, so maybe don't visit Canada either.

This is amazing 😅

Aw 😅 this makes me miss having ducks. Truly nonsensical.

If it's still inside or it happens again, I suggest getting something like a big piece of cardboard (something wide) and using that to chase the duck outside. They'll naturally run away from you but stay in front so they can see you. Good luck!

All of which are terrifying