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jessie
@exliontamer.bsky.social
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 3d
the toronto blue jays winning the world series would be thematically appropriate at least
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 5d
john just referred to hbo’s Task as “drunk hulk”
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 6d
i can’t believe the wizard* isn’t at this yankees game

* the wizard is what i starting calling this guy before i learned he’s one of the managers of metallica. i call the guy next to him the wizard’s friend.
a picture of a tv showing a yankees home game. in the third row behind home plate a man who looks like a wizard is circled.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 6d
Leo’s in his loser era and i love it
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 6d
the playoffs coverage that matters
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Defector @defector.com · 6d
Hunting for the wettest guys of the MLB playoffs, with Lauren Theisen: defector.com/hunting-for-...
Hunting For The Wettest Guys Of The MLB Playoffs, With Lauren Theisen | Defector
The playoffs started this week, and you have questions. Who’s the best team? Can I, a casual, start calling Aaron Judge a choker? Wait, they let a CANADIAN team take the one-seed in the AMERICAN…
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 7d
@verbingnouns.bsky.social thank yooou ❤️
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 7d
Hello everything sucks so I am running to fundraise for mental health services for gazan children on october 12th and YOU can donate money via me getinvolved.unrwausa.org/fundraiser/6... (sorry if i have already bothered you about this)
2025 NYC Gaza 5K
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 8d
using steely dan is spiritually the same though
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 8d
when will someone be brave enough to adapt pynchon’s terrible songs
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 8d
pta do mason & dixon next including the songs. Don’t be a coward.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 10d
nypost.com/2022/05/11/i...
Is Gracie Mansion haunted? Mayor Adams says ‘there’s ghosts in there’
If the mansion is haunted, that would be news to historians, ghost hunters and former employees who spoke to The Post.
nypost.com
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 10d
my favorite eric adams moment (tm) is the time he showed up in the broadcast booth at a yankees game and proceeded to talk about ghosts
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 12d
lmao in the time it took me to crop that screenshot the marlins scored two more runs
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 12d
👍😬👍
the mets are losing to the marlins 4-2
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 12d
me in 2006: some movies earn the right to be longer than 2 hours via their Qualities

me in 2025: nothing good has ever exceeded 105 minutes
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 12d
PTA has not received the news that movies are getting short again.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 12d
i want to go see it but i saw how long it is and it caused a visceral response
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 12d
i call loandepot park “the mets losing factory”
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 12d
if you’re my friend and need to know why i am acting insane this weekend: defector.com/its-a-big-ba...
It's A Big Baseball Weekend For Big Baseball Things! | Defector
Well, here we are! October is creeping up on the horizon, which means it is almost time for the playoffs. Except it is not quite time yet. The final few days of regular-season baseball (Friday, Saturd...
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 14d
ugh is union pool “back”
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 18d
they’re jingling keys at bill kristol to lure him back
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 23d
dudes rock
“I felt like I was surfing on top of a dragon there.” - Pete Alonso on his walk-off home run vs. Texas
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 24d
delighted to share the symptoms of my Affliction with you all
a screenshot from the mlb app displaying that I have watched 120 mets games this year another screenshot representing just an upsetting amount of major league baseball
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 24d
the prisoner’s dilemma
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 24d
my cat is standing on me because she wants breakfast / i cannot feed my cat because she is standing on me
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 24d
my legs are wrecked lmao. I beat my goal pace even tho i do not believe in running uphill so i am happy.