btw I checked Die Another Day's wiki to remind myself what it was about, and discovered it was based on a book called Colonel Sun

And, um, what the fuck

Die Whatever Day Suits You, Dude, No Rush

I play with a group of ~4 friends and over the course of an evening, it usually happens to each of us at least once, in various circumstances. Today I picked up a plushy from my 315p's cargo platform and was instantly launched into the centre of the planet.

In most games it doesn't happen at all.

Almost equally wild is the number of people who insist that this is fine because "it's an alpha" as if a) being in alpha after 13 years is fine and b) that's a reasonable excuse when you're selling it like a real game

Like I know most of their planned ideas are wildly unrealistic, I wasn't expecting it to be finished, but c'mon. If you haven't got the simple principle of "walking around" sorted, what the fuck have you even been doing?

OH THEY CAN???
It didn't look like it from the pictures. I'm so sorry, I must have got something mixed up. That's awesome, I retract the accusation of cowardice.

Yeah but if they were really committed to the art they would've made a lock that works both ways. The legendary double-butted t-rex deserves to live again

I think it's cowardice that they don't let you combine two ass ends

High-grade technology designed by professionals

Another one for the people who keep track of scale: apparently that family of 4, plus dog and luggage, were transported in luxury by an at-best-two-seater fighter jet

Must have been a...cozy ride

I hope one of our philanthropic 9-year-olds will deign to use 0.001% of their wealth on medicine or getting lead out of the water. Oh? Mars colonies? AI data centers? Well, they earned that wealth so they must know what's best.

If nothing else we can now say for certain this is where it ends up.

...but if you drop those stupid luxury features and use the savings to make it cheaper and make it look like a Lancer Evo or an early 2000s GT-R instead of like a horrible round-cornered brick, my friend, you might have a deal