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welcome to america and the real world of virginia
Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens In hindsight, this ominous prediction from two years ago undershot just how bad things would truly get. Quote Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens · Nov 9, 2023 Allow me to paint you a picture of the future: -Trump wins the GOP nomination. -The polls and whispers about the GOP and Dems switching coalitions in terms of voter propensity prove to be true (I have believed such for nearly three years). -Biden's deep unpopularity, combined Show more 8:51 PM · Nov 4, 2025 · 73.8K Views michaelsoft bimbos Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens · 4h I've never thought of myself as an optimist, and I believed I had the receipts to prove it. Turns out this prediction was optimistic. Chief Egregore Officer @ChiefEgregore · 4h But you bought a house. RIP. Quote Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens · Nov 9, 2023 Replying to @KeystoneCrab757 I left out the last point. -I move to Tennessee or Florida and sit back and laugh as Virginia legislates its way toward the zombie apocalypse, one "brilliant" idea from the UVA sociology department at a time.
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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dick cheney on cnn covered by a giant x (2005)
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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no comment
article: fox seen on white house grounds
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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screenshot of a labeler promising to hide posts from grad students. sadly it only works for the specific grad students who run the labeler
November 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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yeh it fake
zoom in on follow button that credits r slash totallyrealtweets
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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are you serious
glenn beck in greyscale except for blue eyes looking like an extra from sin city (2005) - it is his x profile and banner
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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adama from battlestar galactica from galactica wiki: Adama's past experiences with the Cylons left him with a healthy distrust of sophisticated computer systems and heavy automation. He, therefore, decreed that as part of Galactica's standing orders, her computer systems were never to be networked, and even though Galactica had Baltar's CNP program installed on its systems, thanks to Adama's orders, it was never loaded into primary memory. As a result, the outmoded, aging Galactica was spared from Cylon infiltration attempts that crippled and subsequently destroyed much of the Colonial Fleet.
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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im not accusing him of anything i just wanna know,,
nicknames of major general john lucas johnny (barely a nickname) old luke (now we're getting somewhere) foxy grandpa (CITED)
October 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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were never achieving agi like this bros
Gemini AI Overview The phrase "normalize girl cylinder" is a nonsensical meme that originated on Tumblr in late 2022. It is an example of "cursed" or absurd online humor where disjointed words are combined to create a strange and unsettling mental image. (no it isn't this is a straightforward reference to gock and reddit hall of famer smart calendar)
October 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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r crumb comic with a hunched over man going "i loathe every person i see on the street! lookit that stupid ass-hole!" in a dense city while looking at a mustachioed man wearing a striped cap and whistling labeled "normal guy"
October 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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tfw you think the Carthaginians are Rivian but they're really BYD
X · generic_void 14.1K+ followers SMA 🏴‍☠️ (@generic_void) / X He may be a good at running companies (truly Africanus to his core), but he's a horrible father and he's extremely vindictive, especially to the mothers
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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ultraviolet filtered picture of Jupiter next to the trans flag which it resembles
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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agnes tachyon saying "it's the ultimate supplement!" to daiwa scarlet after experimenting on her
October 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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me when i have autogyrophilia
an orange autogyro, it looks like a weird almond shaped helicopter with a narrow support connecting it to a larger tail and its rotors are enormous. spiritually it is kind of a bunny girl
October 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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me when i'm locked in on the "M":
artist "M" in the "Pop Musik" music video, he;'s staring into the camera wearing a fedora while women do avant garde/vaguely horny things around him "M" looking angrily at a record player
October 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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996.icu
Chinese 996.icu protest against the 996 system six years ago 996.ICU Work by '996', sick in ICU The name 996.ICU refers to "Work by '996', sick in ICU", an ironic saying among Chinese developers, which means that by following the "996" work schedule, you are risking yourself getting into the ICU (Intensive Care Unit).
September 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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this one has been living in my head ever since, its bizarrely catchy like a trump utterance
another amerithrax letter you can not stop us we have this anthrax you d*e now (bsky pls dont censor me) are you afraid?
September 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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prinny exploding
September 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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shaman king. i assume thats what were talking about
September 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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top part of hierarchy of needs pyramid with "self-actualization: achieving one's full potential, including creative activities"
September 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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standard inflation metrics average out renters, new buyers and people who've owned their home for 20 or 30 years. but anyone not lucky enough to be in that category is dealing with this

btw average first time homebuying age currently is 38
the rent is too damn high but the mortgage is insane
September 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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standing proudly with all racists named charlie
Someone in the newsroom said that this shattering event feels like the aftermath of another Charlie: Charlie Hebdo. It was a decade ago that Islamists burst into the offices of the satirical Paris newspaper and murdered 12 people who worked there.
September 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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another victory for the long running majority
This led DC Comics to conduct a telephone poll concerning the 1988 storyline "A Death in the Family" to determine whether the character should die at the Joker's hands. The poll ended with a narrow majority of votes in favor of killing Todd, resulting in his death.
September 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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acab includes vpns
"copvpn followed you"
September 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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garry kasparov endorsing fomenkoism and saying that "antiquity was fabricated from whole cloth"
September 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM