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and I on a soft pillow
will lay down my limbs
-Sappho
will lay down my limbs
-Sappho
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 AM
and I on a soft pillow
will lay down my limbs
-Sappho
will lay down my limbs
-Sappho
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take me somewhere nice
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
take me somewhere nice
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learning that there are a lot of ppl on here who are unfamiliar with the late john mcafee's posts
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
learning that there are a lot of ppl on here who are unfamiliar with the late john mcafee's posts
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everything should be like this
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
everything should be like this
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look at my transgender catgirl or perish okay #oc:fletcher
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
look at my transgender catgirl or perish okay #oc:fletcher
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many such oomfs
![tumblr post from @swagophile reading:
me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus I talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice
maid 1: poison her
maid 2: yea poison her
maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want
me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her
maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps
maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister
maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work
maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve
maid 2: MARY
maid 1: cmon mary
maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does
me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once
maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more
maid 3: whatever. If you need the poison just hit me up
maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin
maid 1: how recent is the spill
maid 5: a few days old
maid 2: you’re fucked](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpqkyjai44ikmpcnjjae4vjs/bafkreihzaxfgtge35fvrpxispsa4adxpenfggkxakvhp2cu4ehehhetd4y@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
many such oomfs
doge ate homework
Is the dog going to eat their homework next month too?
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
doge ate homework
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I need you all to know my wife keeps a sleeping anya figure on our jar of lao ganma because of this meme
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I need you all to know my wife keeps a sleeping anya figure on our jar of lao ganma because of this meme
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like we should have a Jerry Cornelius Bond at this stage
just wandering around extremely perplexed at all the different worlds and histories crashing through his head
yes
like a weird acid-soaked multiverse
just wandering around extremely perplexed at all the different worlds and histories crashing through his head
yes
like a weird acid-soaked multiverse
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
like we should have a Jerry Cornelius Bond at this stage
just wandering around extremely perplexed at all the different worlds and histories crashing through his head
yes
like a weird acid-soaked multiverse
just wandering around extremely perplexed at all the different worlds and histories crashing through his head
yes
like a weird acid-soaked multiverse
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in other words, compared to the first shutdown fight back in march--that little shitshow--the direction of travel is Good. now we need to support those who want to fight and primary those who don't.
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-qui...
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-qui...
A Quick Take on Team Cave’s Big Win
I have what I suspect is a somewhat counterintuitive take on the...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
in other words, compared to the first shutdown fight back in march--that little shitshow--the direction of travel is Good. now we need to support those who want to fight and primary those who don't.
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-qui...
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-qui...
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some remarks on the shutdown fight, courtesy of philips o'brien: "A battle is more a snapshot in time--a moment when two armed forces reveal their current strengths and weaknesses. What to take from a battle... is what it reveals about the direction of travel of the armed forces involved."
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
some remarks on the shutdown fight, courtesy of philips o'brien: "A battle is more a snapshot in time--a moment when two armed forces reveal their current strengths and weaknesses. What to take from a battle... is what it reveals about the direction of travel of the armed forces involved."
imagine if we had bluesky when lincoln endorsed the corwin amendment
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
imagine if we had bluesky when lincoln endorsed the corwin amendment
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Haha, this from the New Yorker is getting passed around the math dork community. I did a comic about this kind of thought a few years ago: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/commut...
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Haha, this from the New Yorker is getting passed around the math dork community. I did a comic about this kind of thought a few years ago: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/commut...
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godddd the paintings used to illustrate the nayuta clones memories is just gorgeous....
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
godddd the paintings used to illustrate the nayuta clones memories is just gorgeous....
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The gorgeous covers of Funimation's first DVD releases of Claymore.
From what I gather, this artwork was created in-house by Funimation's art team.
Later releases used the same artwork as the Japanese ones.
From what I gather, this artwork was created in-house by Funimation's art team.
Later releases used the same artwork as the Japanese ones.
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The gorgeous covers of Funimation's first DVD releases of Claymore.
From what I gather, this artwork was created in-house by Funimation's art team.
Later releases used the same artwork as the Japanese ones.
From what I gather, this artwork was created in-house by Funimation's art team.
Later releases used the same artwork as the Japanese ones.
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Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”
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How I became the “legal eagle meme girl”
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
How I became the “legal eagle meme girl”
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YES Joe Biden was deepthroating a smokeshow. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
YES Joe Biden was deepthroating a smokeshow. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
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grimes probably told him that this is how crime works in The Culture bsky.app/profile/nied...
Optimus robots will just kinda follow criminals around and make sure they don't commit crimes again, so we can eliminate prisons.
These are all things Elon Musk is literally saying.
These are all things Elon Musk is literally saying.
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
grimes probably told him that this is how crime works in The Culture bsky.app/profile/nied...