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Ms . Penny Oaken, SkyWitch 🧙‍♀️
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🔞 | She / Her / Hers / Hēoweorðan

Politically Lysistratan

Die Himmel in dir, wie kann ich sie wissen, kann sie seh'n? Wir tanzen im Fluge, wie Sterne, die ihrer Wege zieh'n |x)

❤️‍🔥Kira❤️‍🔥Potzer❤️‍🔥

https://ko-fi.com/pennyoaken
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Donald Trump literally saying "

I

must have Greenland

it's important to

ME

"
Original sane washed edition, left, transcript which reveals it is even more a confession of psychological illness than NYT tried to sane wash, right.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
January 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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When you remember that ICE and DHS and CBP were all created out of the 9/11 "we have to do something" hysteria you realize that actually Al-Qaeda won! The terrorists succeeded in their intended goal. America lost and terrorism won.
January 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Brewed on the banks of the Trinity River
Made from water that once was pure
If original taste is what you're after -
Fishkill Beer might be for you!

Fishkill! An original taste! Very low in toxic waste!

Fishkill! Look for the beer with the dead fish - on the label!
hi mine is the rio grande and i am in the colorado river watershed
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Pop Quiz:

What was the largest (by material volume, audience reach, and intensity) vector of antisemitism on Reddit:

A: r/Holocaust
B: r/WhiteRights
C: r/Conspiracy
D: r/The_Donald
Yeah, antisemitism. It's a thing. And it's a bigger thing than even people willing to admit it seem to want to believe.
Conservative media are promoting a GiveSendGo fundraiser for the ICE agent who killed Renee Good. The page includes the following statement from the organizer: "But this didn't happen in a vacuum—it's the direct result of anti-American traitors like Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey (who is Jewish)"
January 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Jesus Christ. They weren’t “premature.” The fact that these assholes were too blinded by misogyny to see that they had a fucking point back then doesn’t mean that the pussy hat ladies were “premature.”

Maybe if they’d taken them seriously this shit wouldn’t have happened.
January 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
So, the reason that Horst Wessel was elevated to the status of the official Martyr of the Nazi Party is because he:

1: wrote a song that the SA liked and used
2: was otherwise a non-descript, conforming bierhall brawler

He wasn't a personality. He was what the Nazis wanted from their rank and file
The Nazi party, in its beginning, tolerated and sometimes welcomed caricatures, satire, parody, mocking of them and their Führer

As they consolidated power violently, they made examples of prominent parodists, and that ceased.
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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if you're not in minnesota right now, look at us as a canary in a coal mine. if they're doing this here, they'll do it elsewhere if it's continued to be allowed. they'll continue to go further.
January 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The Nazi party, in its beginning, tolerated and sometimes welcomed caricatures, satire, parody, mocking of them and their Führer

As they consolidated power violently, they made examples of prominent parodists, and that ceased.
January 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by Ms . Penny Oaken, SkyWitch 🧙‍♀️
Want to help people in Minneapolis right now? Here are a lot of ways to help!
@mplsmutualaid | Linktree
Clearinghouse of mutual aid for our neighbors
linktr.ee
January 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Laoganma black bean, my beloved
January 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Glad to know I can have my tofu and quinoa again, mister woermy
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”

How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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Trump’s line is that disrespect to law enforcement is punishable by death. Impeach and remove. This is not tolerable.
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"

Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Ousting Powell is like invading Greenland: pointless self-harm for the US, unless you consider that Trump's job is to destroy everything that makes America powerful enough to constrain the global warlord ambitions of Putin & Xi.

crush the US$ & US fin services-->crush the power of US sanctions
The WallStreetBets subreddit has exploded tonight in the wake of the announcement of the extortion of Jerome Powell

Full on "F--- Trump voters" meltdown
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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You should leave X if you are a company because if you don't your social media staff will definitely end up encountering CSAM and then you and/or they may be held criminally liable.
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Reposted by Ms . Penny Oaken, SkyWitch 🧙‍♀️
Now #3.

I think that yes, in fact,

Trump weaponising the 'independent' DOJ to extort the independent Fed has, in fact, caught the attention of some folks who, shortly, will always have been against all this
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Important to remember that Posobiec is the same guy who talked about “Antifa“ being a “terrorist threat” at Trump’s roundtable, across from Bondi

The US Executive Branch is captured by White Identity Extremists
Sounds like Trump has been chatting with this fellow who co-hosted Charlie Kirk’s podcast and who wrote a book on “the left” entitled “Unhumans” that was blurbed by JD Vance and DJT JR.
January 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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Sounds like Trump has been chatting with this fellow who co-hosted Charlie Kirk’s podcast and who wrote a book on “the left” entitled “Unhumans” that was blurbed by JD Vance and DJT JR.
January 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Signs you might be a far white authoritarian party (#3285):
Signs you might be a far right authoritarian party (#3206):

I started this list in December 2020, when he was “just” trying to steal votes in Georgia. Over the years & 3000+ signs, a bunch of folks have gotten very angry & told me I’m being unfair & partisan & hysterical. And yet here we are… 🧐🤔🤷‍♂️
January 12, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I have Stargate SG-1 S4E06 "Window of Opportunity" on in the background - the time loop episode, a masterpiece showing off Richard Dean Anderson's & Chris Judge's comedic chops
a man is swinging a golf club in front of a bag that says callaway golf
Alt: Richard Dean Anderson & Christopher Judge as Colonel O'Neill & Teal'c in Stargate SG-1, golfing golf balls through the stargate
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 5:07 AM
The deep irony about this is that the only reason I found that post is because the early commenters used the R-slur so much it set off an alert I'd set to surface hate speech / threats targeting Tim Walz
January 12, 2026 at 4:48 AM
At 45k upvotes, the "jpow response" post on r/WallStreetBets has now beaten out all other seriousposts in the past year on that subreddit.

Most recent comment:

"Anyone who voted for this shit, fuck you and get the fuck out of our country. Go join Russia where you'll be welcomed with open arms."
r/WallStreetBets post about Jerome Powell's response now top of /r/all feed, indicating it is the top performing post across all of Reddit right now, with more than three times the activity of the r/news post & r/politics posts about the response

It has reached #28 of WSB's top/year posts, <2 hours
The WallStreetBets subreddit has exploded tonight in the wake of the announcement of the extortion of Jerome Powell

Full on "F--- Trump voters" meltdown
January 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
r/WallStreetBets post about Jerome Powell's response now top of /r/all feed, indicating it is the top performing post across all of Reddit right now, with more than three times the activity of the r/news post & r/politics posts about the response

It has reached #28 of WSB's top/year posts, <2 hours
The WallStreetBets subreddit has exploded tonight in the wake of the announcement of the extortion of Jerome Powell

Full on "F--- Trump voters" meltdown
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The WallStreetBets subreddit has exploded tonight in the wake of the announcement of the extortion of Jerome Powell

Full on "F--- Trump voters" meltdown
January 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM