allie al-al junior shabadoo
@exploding-girl.bsky.social
she/her // asshole outlaw // speaks in classic Simpsons & The Golden Girls // Superfriend ✨
Presents are finally wrapped! 🎄🎁✨
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Presents are finally wrapped! 🎄🎁✨
Man, Christmas came early this year with both Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate being punched mercilessly in the face 🥰
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Man, Christmas came early this year with both Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate being punched mercilessly in the face 🥰
I'm really happy for Freida McFadden having her excellent book, The Housemaid, be made into a movie, but I'm really torn about Sydney Sweeney being in it though.
December 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm really happy for Freida McFadden having her excellent book, The Housemaid, be made into a movie, but I'm really torn about Sydney Sweeney being in it though.
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I can’t hear you now, @bluejayway1.bsky.social;
I’m wearing a jacuzzi suit! 😌
I’m wearing a jacuzzi suit! 😌
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I can’t hear you now, @bluejayway1.bsky.social;
I’m wearing a jacuzzi suit! 😌
I’m wearing a jacuzzi suit! 😌
I love Shirley Manson and Garbage, but she really IS in the wrong for viciously singling out that guy.
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I love Shirley Manson and Garbage, but she really IS in the wrong for viciously singling out that guy.
In today’s episode of “I Had No Idea They Voiced that KOTH Character”, I just learned that Christina Applegate voiced the bitchy owner of Hottyz, Collette Davis! 💇♀️
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
In today’s episode of “I Had No Idea They Voiced that KOTH Character”, I just learned that Christina Applegate voiced the bitchy owner of Hottyz, Collette Davis! 💇♀️
I *EAT* YOUR APPLE PIE
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I *EAT* YOUR APPLE PIE
The man never had air conditioning, either!
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The man never had air conditioning, either!
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
me after this meal:
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
me after this meal:
Happy Turkey Day to those who celebrate! Hoping it’ll be a great Thursday for everyone all around 🍂🤎
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Happy Turkey Day to those who celebrate! Hoping it’ll be a great Thursday for everyone all around 🍂🤎
I shelved this shirt for a long time since it was just too small. Today, it slipped on just fine 🥲❤️ #fitnessjourney
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I shelved this shirt for a long time since it was just too small. Today, it slipped on just fine 🥲❤️ #fitnessjourney
Current news coverage of the rainy weather in L.A.:
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Current news coverage of the rainy weather in L.A.:
Anyone who actually still trusts this orange turd
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Anyone who actually still trusts this orange turd
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
whoever thought this could possibly be a good idea:
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
whoever thought this could possibly be a good idea:
