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exploding-girl.bsky.social
allie al-al junior shabadoo
@exploding-girl.bsky.social
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she/her // asshole outlaw // speaks in classic Simpsons & The Golden Girls // Superfriend ✨
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exploding-girl.bsky.social
Just another reason why Megan > Nicki
December 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
exploding-girl.bsky.social
“Here’s what we DO know—a gun is a penis substitute. So Dale losing the gun club presidency is like Dale losing his…?”
“Penis?!”
December 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
exploding-girl.bsky.social
Honestly, who wants these movies??
December 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
exploding-girl.bsky.social
a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting at a desk and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting at a desk and making a funny face .
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December 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
exploding-girl.bsky.social
She is such a joke.
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
exploding-girl.bsky.social
Actually, there IS no Tipsy McStagger; he's just a composite of other successful logos 🤫
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
exploding-girl.bsky.social
Hope you've been well, and glad you're back online!
Happy holidays to you too xo
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
exploding-girl.bsky.social
I can’t handle alllllll this cuteness!!! 🥰

So glad you’re feeling better xo
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
exploding-girl.bsky.social
Sad for his family, but I don’t appreciate how he exploited his daughter’s legacy for every cent he could get.
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
exploding-girl.bsky.social
It’s not (they’re pressurized massage boots), but I wish it was 😭
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
exploding-girl.bsky.social
BlueJay, if you leave milk out, it CAN go sour. Put it in the refrigerator or—failing that—a cool, wet sack.
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM