Trying to hold it ->
Crossing your legs and praying ->
Your abs tensing involuntarily ->
The seat of your diaper visibly expanding ->
Squatting down and voluntarily pushing the rest into your Pampers just to get it over with ->
Knowing adulthood is over.
Trying to hold it ->
Crossing your legs and praying ->
Your abs tensing involuntarily ->
The seat of your diaper visibly expanding ->
Squatting down and voluntarily pushing the rest into your Pampers just to get it over with ->
Knowing adulthood is over.
"Oh, no, I'm just here to pick someone up." You shift from one leg to the other, embarrassed to be in such an infantilizing place.
"Oh, no, I'm just here to pick someone up." You shift from one leg to the other, embarrassed to be in such an infantilizing place.
Your pants melt away as you drop into a deep squat, proudly giving your pampers a pat as you fill them with a muffled *FBLURCH*, years of classroom instruction on how to make the biggest pushies filling your head
Your pants melt away as you drop into a deep squat, proudly giving your pampers a pat as you fill them with a muffled *FBLURCH*, years of classroom instruction on how to make the biggest pushies filling your head