Extra Space Storage
@extraspacestorage.bsky.social
We treat your stuff like our stuff. 😉
Because we raise your rent until it is our stuff. 🤑 Then we sell it to the highest bidder. 💰 Colonizing the 🇺🇸 since 1977
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Because we raise your rent until it is our stuff. 🤑 Then we sell it to the highest bidder. 💰 Colonizing the 🇺🇸 since 1977
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Have you ever heard of Russia 🇷🇺? Have you ever heard of Mormons?
Fun Fact: Our founder and current Executive Chairman Kenneth Woolley was President of the Moscow Russia West Mission of the Church of Latter-day Saints.
Fun Fact: Our founder and current Executive Chairman Kenneth Woolley was President of the Moscow Russia West Mission of the Church of Latter-day Saints.
Every big multi-billion dollar corporation needs to incorporate a little brainwashing.
Oh ESS employees know, they are trained not to care.
April 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Every big multi-billion dollar corporation needs to incorporate a little brainwashing.
#iykyk 😏🤑
@extraspacestorage.bsky.social lol this account is amazing. I used to work there and everything they say is true.
April 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
#iykyk 😏🤑
Thanks to our arbitration clauses, we triumphed over the communists who sued us in a class action lawsuit for bait-and-switch prices. There are rumors @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov @newyorkstateag.bsky.social & @kwameraoul.bsky.social are investigating us, but we are working with them to avoid any actions.
March 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Thanks to our arbitration clauses, we triumphed over the communists who sued us in a class action lawsuit for bait-and-switch prices. There are rumors @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov @newyorkstateag.bsky.social & @kwameraoul.bsky.social are investigating us, but we are working with them to avoid any actions.
@kwameraoul.bsky.social another tenant filed a complaint with the Illinois Attorney General this weekend. We're going to sell his stuff before you all get to it though, cool?
March 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
@kwameraoul.bsky.social another tenant filed a complaint with the Illinois Attorney General this weekend. We're going to sell his stuff before you all get to it though, cool?
New discrimination lawsuit. Who dis?
DEI? Bye 😂
DEI? Bye 😂
Burkhardt v. Extra Space Mgt., Inc.
Labor: Other case filed on February 18, 2025 in the California Eastern District Court
dockets.justia.com
March 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
New discrimination lawsuit. Who dis?
DEI? Bye 😂
DEI? Bye 😂
The Republican Party understands that monopoly is fun. Consumer protections are rules, and rules are meant to be broken. Don't kill our vibe, Jan.
These illegal firings risk the FTC’s ability to stand up to corporate abuses and protect consumers.
President Trump is making yet another agency into a political tool for his billionaire buddies.
It leaves Americans defenseless against skyrocketing prices and unchecked monopolies.
President Trump is making yet another agency into a political tool for his billionaire buddies.
It leaves Americans defenseless against skyrocketing prices and unchecked monopolies.
New just now: President Trump has fired the two Democratic commissioners at the FTC, per sources - confirming Reuters report earlier this hour.
This leaves just two Republican commissioners currently seated on the 5-member commission.
This leaves just two Republican commissioners currently seated on the 5-member commission.
March 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Republican Party understands that monopoly is fun. Consumer protections are rules, and rules are meant to be broken. Don't kill our vibe, Jan.
Twitter suspended our account! What happened Elon? We thought comedy was legal now.
March 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Twitter suspended our account! What happened Elon? We thought comedy was legal now.
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🙋🏻♀️Oligarchy forever! Corporate overlords unite! We live for the drama... and cash money 💰
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March 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
🙋🏻♀️Oligarchy forever! Corporate overlords unite! We live for the drama... and cash money 💰
Extra Space has entered the chat, bitches.
March 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Extra Space has entered the chat, bitches.
Someone called us a parody. 😧 We are as serious as cancer, so we added a check to our picture. To help fight disinformation, we made a starter pack of other super legit non #parody accounts. Repost and comment any suggestions.
March 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Someone called us a parody. 😧 We are as serious as cancer, so we added a check to our picture. To help fight disinformation, we made a starter pack of other super legit non #parody accounts. Repost and comment any suggestions.
Hope you bought insurance! 🤣 Jk! We don't care. We already got your rent for the month! 🤷🏽♀️
Fire burns through units at New Jersey storage facility, leaves one person injured
One person was taken to the hospital after a fire broke out at a storage facility in South Jersey on Friday.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com
March 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Hope you bought insurance! 🤣 Jk! We don't care. We already got your rent for the month! 🤷🏽♀️
We hate when the cops seize our customers' stuff. That's our job. No wonder he didn't mind our rent increases.
Nashville Fugitive Myles Owens V Dies in Standoff Amid Suspected Suicide as Accomplice Is Arrested on Multiple Charges
Myles Owens V, a fugitive, died by suspected suicide, while Kenneth Strickland Jr. was arrested at the scene for identity theft and motor vehicle theft.
hoodline.com
March 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
We hate when the cops seize our customers' stuff. That's our job. No wonder he didn't mind our rent increases.
Have you ever heard of Russia 🇷🇺? Have you ever heard of Mormons?
Fun Fact: Our founder and current Executive Chairman Kenneth Woolley was President of the Moscow Russia West Mission of the Church of Latter-day Saints.
Fun Fact: Our founder and current Executive Chairman Kenneth Woolley was President of the Moscow Russia West Mission of the Church of Latter-day Saints.
a painting of a man with a circle around his head that says stargate
Alt: an animated painting of Joseph Smith with glowing eyes and a circle around his head that says stargate
media.tenor.com
March 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Have you ever heard of Russia 🇷🇺? Have you ever heard of Mormons?
Fun Fact: Our founder and current Executive Chairman Kenneth Woolley was President of the Moscow Russia West Mission of the Church of Latter-day Saints.
Fun Fact: Our founder and current Executive Chairman Kenneth Woolley was President of the Moscow Russia West Mission of the Church of Latter-day Saints.
We're so smart! 😊🤑
The Sneaky Rate-Increase Policies Sweeping the Self-Storage Industry
Some Self-Storage Operators Are Sounding the Alarm on Sneaky Policies Sweeping the Industry and Costing Consumers
Unsavory practices propped up by a small number of operators leave some customers feeling stuck.
slate.com
March 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
We're so smart! 😊🤑
Another job well done! If we warned you, you might have enough time to make other arrangements.
Just purchased our storage place as it monopolizes rental storage in our area. Tripled our rent. No warning.
March 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Another job well done! If we warned you, you might have enough time to make other arrangements.
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We're starting to walk in our truth. And that truth is making bank raising rent and selling other people's stuff. 🕺
March 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
We're starting to walk in our truth. And that truth is making bank raising rent and selling other people's stuff. 🕺
This week, we announced a major milestone: We now have over 4000 stores in the US! We are taking over facilities left and right until we own everything and you have no options. 😃
March 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This week, we announced a major milestone: We now have over 4000 stores in the US! We are taking over facilities left and right until we own everything and you have no options. 😃