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The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
me: i just need tortillas and Funyuns from the store
dad: soup, crackers, turkey, Swiss, bread, grapes, yogurt drink, Funyuns, tortillas, triscuit.
me, to me: holy shit dad called you out
also me: like it’s hard to call your predictable ass out
me: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
dad: soup, crackers, turkey, Swiss, bread, grapes, yogurt drink, Funyuns, tortillas, triscuit.
me, to me: holy shit dad called you out
also me: like it’s hard to call your predictable ass out
me: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
me: i just need tortillas and Funyuns from the store
dad: soup, crackers, turkey, Swiss, bread, grapes, yogurt drink, Funyuns, tortillas, triscuit.
me, to me: holy shit dad called you out
also me: like it’s hard to call your predictable ass out
me: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
dad: soup, crackers, turkey, Swiss, bread, grapes, yogurt drink, Funyuns, tortillas, triscuit.
me, to me: holy shit dad called you out
also me: like it’s hard to call your predictable ass out
me: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
Dad, seeing at least the second Eagle slip: oh but they won’t change their cleats until at least three more players slip
THE NEXT FUCKING SHOT: the longer cleats on the sidelines
me, like Jim Hawkins: how does he bloody DO that?!?
THE NEXT FUCKING SHOT: the longer cleats on the sidelines
me, like Jim Hawkins: how does he bloody DO that?!?
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Dad, seeing at least the second Eagle slip: oh but they won’t change their cleats until at least three more players slip
THE NEXT FUCKING SHOT: the longer cleats on the sidelines
me, like Jim Hawkins: how does he bloody DO that?!?
THE NEXT FUCKING SHOT: the longer cleats on the sidelines
me, like Jim Hawkins: how does he bloody DO that?!?
“OH you know the dad / son we watched?? (COPS adjacent)
“Yahp.”
“They were driving through the Wisconsin streets”
“Did they say wher- it’s Milwaukee. Ten to one it’s Milwaukee.”
“It was Milwaukee.”
“That’s her! That’s my girl. She’s my favorite for a reason! #justwisconsinthings
“Yahp.”
“They were driving through the Wisconsin streets”
“Did they say wher- it’s Milwaukee. Ten to one it’s Milwaukee.”
“It was Milwaukee.”
“That’s her! That’s my girl. She’s my favorite for a reason! #justwisconsinthings
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“OH you know the dad / son we watched?? (COPS adjacent)
“Yahp.”
“They were driving through the Wisconsin streets”
“Did they say wher- it’s Milwaukee. Ten to one it’s Milwaukee.”
“It was Milwaukee.”
“That’s her! That’s my girl. She’s my favorite for a reason! #justwisconsinthings
“Yahp.”
“They were driving through the Wisconsin streets”
“Did they say wher- it’s Milwaukee. Ten to one it’s Milwaukee.”
“It was Milwaukee.”
“That’s her! That’s my girl. She’s my favorite for a reason! #justwisconsinthings
Dad: Cindy Lou Who lives in Whoville..
Me: hahahahah yah.
Dad: and Horton Hears a Who…
Me, no idea where this is going: uh huh..
Dad: are they the same Who’s?
Me: OOHH! Yah. The Who’s live on a speck of dust; and Horton hears them floating around on it.
Dad: I can sleep at night again.
Me: 😂😂⚰️
Me: hahahahah yah.
Dad: and Horton Hears a Who…
Me, no idea where this is going: uh huh..
Dad: are they the same Who’s?
Me: OOHH! Yah. The Who’s live on a speck of dust; and Horton hears them floating around on it.
Dad: I can sleep at night again.
Me: 😂😂⚰️
October 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Dad: Cindy Lou Who lives in Whoville..
Me: hahahahah yah.
Dad: and Horton Hears a Who…
Me, no idea where this is going: uh huh..
Dad: are they the same Who’s?
Me: OOHH! Yah. The Who’s live on a speck of dust; and Horton hears them floating around on it.
Dad: I can sleep at night again.
Me: 😂😂⚰️
Me: hahahahah yah.
Dad: and Horton Hears a Who…
Me, no idea where this is going: uh huh..
Dad: are they the same Who’s?
Me: OOHH! Yah. The Who’s live on a speck of dust; and Horton hears them floating around on it.
Dad: I can sleep at night again.
Me: 😂😂⚰️
hey hey djt
how many rooms did you gold today
hey hey puta naranja
nothing rhymes with orange
kkkkkkkkkkaroline
bah dah dah
your mouth never makes true words
they’re false fuck you get bent
how many rooms did you gold today
hey hey puta naranja
nothing rhymes with orange
kkkkkkkkkkaroline
bah dah dah
your mouth never makes true words
they’re false fuck you get bent
October 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
hey hey djt
how many rooms did you gold today
hey hey puta naranja
nothing rhymes with orange
kkkkkkkkkkaroline
bah dah dah
your mouth never makes true words
they’re false fuck you get bent
how many rooms did you gold today
hey hey puta naranja
nothing rhymes with orange
kkkkkkkkkkaroline
bah dah dah
your mouth never makes true words
they’re false fuck you get bent
hey this is a long way to say the secretary of war has a small dick and is trying to piss on everything
Sec. Pete Hegseth says his new military policies aren’t meant to block women from serving in combat jobs, but “so be it” if “no women qualify.”
October 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
hey this is a long way to say the secretary of war has a small dick and is trying to piss on everything
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Federal employees across the government reported seeing similar messages. Experts say the messages may violate ethics laws meant to keep partisan politics out of day-to-day governing.
Trump administration uses taxpayer dollars to blame Democrats for government shutdown
Federal employees across the government reported seeing similar messages. Experts say the messages may violate ethics laws meant to keep partisan politics out of day-to-day governing.
n.pr
September 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Federal employees across the government reported seeing similar messages. Experts say the messages may violate ethics laws meant to keep partisan politics out of day-to-day governing.
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If you don’t want to be called a Nazi or Hitler, maybe stop quoting him verbatim?
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If you don’t want to be called a Nazi or Hitler, maybe stop quoting him verbatim?
nfl announcer: ..with Micah Parsons; and this proves -
dad: that Jerry Jones has absolutely fucking lost his mind this time; for real
dad: that Jerry Jones has absolutely fucking lost his mind this time; for real
September 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
nfl announcer: ..with Micah Parsons; and this proves -
dad: that Jerry Jones has absolutely fucking lost his mind this time; for real
dad: that Jerry Jones has absolutely fucking lost his mind this time; for real
forensic files is the dead people’s macguyver no i will not be elaborating at this time
August 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
forensic files is the dead people’s macguyver no i will not be elaborating at this time
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
me: fixes a kids glasses with found superglue (purse); thumbtack (office); and tried a used staple first
also me: *face*
me: what this counts as making / fixing props
absolutely nobody:
me: fixes a kids glasses with found superglue (purse); thumbtack (office); and tried a used staple first
also me: *face*
me: what this counts as making / fixing props
April 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
me: fixes a kids glasses with found superglue (purse); thumbtack (office); and tried a used staple first
also me: *face*
me: what this counts as making / fixing props
absolutely nobody:
me: fixes a kids glasses with found superglue (purse); thumbtack (office); and tried a used staple first
also me: *face*
me: what this counts as making / fixing props
ooohhhh no no no no who the fuck is we
April 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
ooohhhh no no no no who the fuck is we
nobody:
me; reading: it is insane that I forgot how many times they used the word perimeter during the columbine shooting
me; reading: it is insane that I forgot how many times they used the word perimeter during the columbine shooting
March 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
nobody:
me; reading: it is insane that I forgot how many times they used the word perimeter during the columbine shooting
me; reading: it is insane that I forgot how many times they used the word perimeter during the columbine shooting
nobody:
law and order the original; in a beginning episode: “…ludes”
me: fucking *nobody* calls them that
law and order the original; in a beginning episode: “…ludes”
me: fucking *nobody* calls them that
March 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
nobody:
law and order the original; in a beginning episode: “…ludes”
me: fucking *nobody* calls them that
law and order the original; in a beginning episode: “…ludes”
me: fucking *nobody* calls them that
nobody:
me, watching any one of these shows but this time it’s CSI: “ooohhhhh, kid-in-a-dryer”
me, watching any one of these shows but this time it’s CSI: “ooohhhhh, kid-in-a-dryer”
March 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
nobody:
me, watching any one of these shows but this time it’s CSI: “ooohhhhh, kid-in-a-dryer”
me, watching any one of these shows but this time it’s CSI: “ooohhhhh, kid-in-a-dryer”
lemon, it’s Tuesday.
March 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
lemon, it’s Tuesday.
joe mantegna: *tells a story on criminal minds*
me: that is 💯 percent a true event that has happened
also me: you can’t kno-
me: ABSOLUTE. TRUTH.
me: that is 💯 percent a true event that has happened
also me: you can’t kno-
me: ABSOLUTE. TRUTH.
March 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
joe mantegna: *tells a story on criminal minds*
me: that is 💯 percent a true event that has happened
also me: you can’t kno-
me: ABSOLUTE. TRUTH.
me: that is 💯 percent a true event that has happened
also me: you can’t kno-
me: ABSOLUTE. TRUTH.
“meatwad” is the funniest goddamn word in the English language #millenialcore
March 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“meatwad” is the funniest goddamn word in the English language #millenialcore
nobody:
cuomo: this is a great idea
cuomo: this is a great idea
March 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
nobody:
cuomo: this is a great idea
cuomo: this is a great idea
realized I was more embarrassed today than the time I puked in front of my entire junior high school in sixth grade and my crush ran up looked me in the face and said “ewww”. realizing only six people see this; but please know many of us loathe this fucking rotting citrus. #imasorryamerican
March 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
realized I was more embarrassed today than the time I puked in front of my entire junior high school in sixth grade and my crush ran up looked me in the face and said “ewww”. realizing only six people see this; but please know many of us loathe this fucking rotting citrus. #imasorryamerican
no but this dude knows what the fuck he’s talking about
Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.
March 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
no but this dude knows what the fuck he’s talking about
tricked myself into a shower and now I’m like the dog; mad as fuck but at least clean 🙄 #depression #audhd #grief
February 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
tricked myself into a shower and now I’m like the dog; mad as fuck but at least clean 🙄 #depression #audhd #grief
this has no goddamn right 😂
those boys are flat out refusing to give me the beat, even though it’s the only thing that can free my soul and they know that
February 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
this has no goddamn right 😂