Shannon
@eyeballstabber.bsky.social
Weird is not a pejorative.
Have you ever gotten horseradish up your nose? Well. Until today, I hadn't either.
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Have you ever gotten horseradish up your nose? Well. Until today, I hadn't either.
Made some good progress, but that bottom's gonna be a bear and I have chores to do. #art #penandink #wip I kind of hate the top but I will revisit it later.
December 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Made some good progress, but that bottom's gonna be a bear and I have chores to do. #art #penandink #wip I kind of hate the top but I will revisit it later.
I started this project for my sister months ago and just haven't had the inclination to finish it. Hopefully it'll be done before 2026. #art #penandink #procrastinatorsunite
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I started this project for my sister months ago and just haven't had the inclination to finish it. Hopefully it'll be done before 2026. #art #penandink #procrastinatorsunite
Brutus the #cat insists if I give him the controller he can beat this very hard boss (Hornet 2 in Hollow Knight). #cats #videogames
December 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Brutus the #cat insists if I give him the controller he can beat this very hard boss (Hornet 2 in Hollow Knight). #cats #videogames
I just saw a commercial for the Le Creuset holiday collection. Fuck yachts and luxury cars; I want seasonal Le Creuset wealth.
December 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I just saw a commercial for the Le Creuset holiday collection. Fuck yachts and luxury cars; I want seasonal Le Creuset wealth.
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
The final product. The puddings didn't taste as good without the duck fat, but the texture and all were great. Dipped in some au jus, magnifique. #cooking #food #Christmas #dinner
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The final product. The puddings didn't taste as good without the duck fat, but the texture and all were great. Dipped in some au jus, magnifique. #cooking #food #Christmas #dinner
Merry Christmas, Bluesky friends! Whether you celebrate or not, alone or with loved ones, I hope you find joy and fulfillment.
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Merry Christmas, Bluesky friends! Whether you celebrate or not, alone or with loved ones, I hope you find joy and fulfillment.
My volunteer fire department does a little #Christmas parade through the neighborhood every year, and they always have the skinniest #Santa ever. The one year I don't have my phone handy they have a fat Santa (or they found some padding). Plus is that Santa, fat or thin, is always black Santa.
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My volunteer fire department does a little #Christmas parade through the neighborhood every year, and they always have the skinniest #Santa ever. The one year I don't have my phone handy they have a fat Santa (or they found some padding). Plus is that Santa, fat or thin, is always black Santa.
When I saw Mick Foley was trending I thought, "Please no. We can't take much more." Thank gosh he is trending for good reasons. One of the best wrestlers ever.
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
When I saw Mick Foley was trending I thought, "Please no. We can't take much more." Thank gosh he is trending for good reasons. One of the best wrestlers ever.
I weighed myself for the first time in a while and saw I've gained a few more unwanted pounds. In thinking about the "why" I came upon the conclusion that there is no deep-seated psychological reason. It's ALL THIS. I became nihilist Marie Antoinette: "Fuck it. Let me eat cake."
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I weighed myself for the first time in a while and saw I've gained a few more unwanted pounds. In thinking about the "why" I came upon the conclusion that there is no deep-seated psychological reason. It's ALL THIS. I became nihilist Marie Antoinette: "Fuck it. Let me eat cake."
I can't abide failure so after the last #sourdough brick, I fed my starter with wheat flour. Like espresso. PS the decoration is supposed to be a snow storm and drifts. I'm not an artist. Having it with tuscan kale #soup. Comfort #meal on steroids. #cooking #baking
December 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I can't abide failure so after the last #sourdough brick, I fed my starter with wheat flour. Like espresso. PS the decoration is supposed to be a snow storm and drifts. I'm not an artist. Having it with tuscan kale #soup. Comfort #meal on steroids. #cooking #baking
I had an old banana sitting there. And some leftover Italian bread. And some bacon I needed for a recipe. So. #brunch #breakfast PS I thought "what if I twirl the banana in with the regular French toast batter ingredients?" Heaven.
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I had an old banana sitting there. And some leftover Italian bread. And some bacon I needed for a recipe. So. #brunch #breakfast PS I thought "what if I twirl the banana in with the regular French toast batter ingredients?" Heaven.
This motherfucker took me about 8 billion tries to beat and apparently it's an optional boss and all I got was a GD mask shard?! I thought I had to beat it to progress in the story -_- #videogames #hollowknight
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This motherfucker took me about 8 billion tries to beat and apparently it's an optional boss and all I got was a GD mask shard?! I thought I had to beat it to progress in the story -_- #videogames #hollowknight
Turned a #sourdough fail into bread pudding. I got impatient and didn't let the starter wake up enough. #baking #bread #dessert
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Turned a #sourdough fail into bread pudding. I got impatient and didn't let the starter wake up enough. #baking #bread #dessert
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
I'm trying to book my winter #vacation to either the #azores or #dominica but no matter which days or airlines I look at, the flight times are all 20 to 30 hours??? WTF. They're both in the Atlantic and I live in NY. They're like max 6 hours. I can't figure it out. Anyone know why this is?
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
