Eyeharthomonyms
@eyeharthomonyms.bsky.social
All cops are bad. All abortions are healthcare. All TERFs are garbage. All crypto is a scam. She/her.
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No better sign of a good lawyer than when they decide to publicly confess to lots of crime, in writing, publicly.
Unprompted.
Unprompted.
May 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
No better sign of a good lawyer than when they decide to publicly confess to lots of crime, in writing, publicly.
Unprompted.
Unprompted.
Wonder if we will be treated to the Owners Forum post where they lament how badly the frame of the Deplorean was FUBARed by being towed out of the field. The field that the tow truck had zero problems accessing.
February 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Wonder if we will be treated to the Owners Forum post where they lament how badly the frame of the Deplorean was FUBARed by being towed out of the field. The field that the tow truck had zero problems accessing.
Another view of the IncEl Camino, entirely trapped by landscape that could be easily overcome by a 15 year old golf cart or one of those power wheels cars that toddlers drive.
February 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Another view of the IncEl Camino, entirely trapped by landscape that could be easily overcome by a 15 year old golf cart or one of those power wheels cars that toddlers drive.
Today in Chicago, a group of idiots drove their WankPanzer onto the incredibly flat, completely frozen lawn of a large park...
And immediately got so stuck they had to be towed out.
And immediately got so stuck they had to be towed out.
February 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Today in Chicago, a group of idiots drove their WankPanzer onto the incredibly flat, completely frozen lawn of a large park...
And immediately got so stuck they had to be towed out.
And immediately got so stuck they had to be towed out.
Yeah, my parents were able to pay off my childhood home within 5 years on one salary, right out of college. It was an extremely tiny place on a bad side of town but it was theirs.
10 years ago it sold for $56k.
This is it now. And that side of town has only gotten worse
10 years ago it sold for $56k.
This is it now. And that side of town has only gotten worse
February 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Yeah, my parents were able to pay off my childhood home within 5 years on one salary, right out of college. It was an extremely tiny place on a bad side of town but it was theirs.
10 years ago it sold for $56k.
This is it now. And that side of town has only gotten worse
10 years ago it sold for $56k.
This is it now. And that side of town has only gotten worse
The best damn art in the Louvre hands down
January 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The best damn art in the Louvre hands down
My actual estimate at the hospital where I registered to deliver my first in 2019. This is for a standard, uncomplicated vaginal delivery and two nights of recovery.
December 13, 2024 at 2:31 AM
My actual estimate at the hospital where I registered to deliver my first in 2019. This is for a standard, uncomplicated vaginal delivery and two nights of recovery.
This is apparently the Harris campaigns expected timeline. It's distressingly gonna be a while.
November 5, 2024 at 4:38 PM
This is apparently the Harris campaigns expected timeline. It's distressingly gonna be a while.
Earn those Sparkle Points!
November 4, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Earn those Sparkle Points!
Been working on this one for a couple of years but I really like how it turned out.
October 31, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Been working on this one for a couple of years but I really like how it turned out.
I made a thing.
She's pretty cool.
She's pretty cool.
October 26, 2024 at 7:47 AM
I made a thing.
She's pretty cool.
She's pretty cool.
TFW you get an email from your kids teacher reminding you that she gave your kid a stupid fucking homework assignment to "make a pet" to share with the class (no other direction given) last week and even though your kid had strep she still needs to fucking make something and it's 6pm on a weeknight
October 1, 2024 at 12:28 AM
TFW you get an email from your kids teacher reminding you that she gave your kid a stupid fucking homework assignment to "make a pet" to share with the class (no other direction given) last week and even though your kid had strep she still needs to fucking make something and it's 6pm on a weeknight
"If he has so much trouble with spice, how did I find one of THESE in his pantry?!?"
August 16, 2024 at 11:11 PM
"If he has so much trouble with spice, how did I find one of THESE in his pantry?!?"