renolethyn's bleak outlook
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no one who believes dies
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The good thing about a shitty Hi-Point is it only has to work once!
this gumbo is really really good
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
this gumbo is really really good
I'm not really a Christmas person (I've always either been broke or working retail so...)
But I made gumbo. That's... something
But I made gumbo. That's... something
December 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm not really a Christmas person (I've always either been broke or working retail so...)
But I made gumbo. That's... something
But I made gumbo. That's... something
Ma'am, it's Christmas Eve. The audacity to come into this store and whine about the nonselection of wrapping paper is a level of hubris reserved for primitive egotists who believed they were descended from gods and/or dragons.
If I didn't need this job I would smite you myself.
#plushiefur #retail
If I didn't need this job I would smite you myself.
#plushiefur #retail
December 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Ma'am, it's Christmas Eve. The audacity to come into this store and whine about the nonselection of wrapping paper is a level of hubris reserved for primitive egotists who believed they were descended from gods and/or dragons.
If I didn't need this job I would smite you myself.
#plushiefur #retail
If I didn't need this job I would smite you myself.
#plushiefur #retail
I suppose I should probably ask people to spread this account around more, all... twelve of y'all. I deleted the other one in a ...very, very bad mental state I'm not totally certain I'm out of but I've been too work distracted to tell! ..need a new icon i guess..
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I suppose I should probably ask people to spread this account around more, all... twelve of y'all. I deleted the other one in a ...very, very bad mental state I'm not totally certain I'm out of but I've been too work distracted to tell! ..need a new icon i guess..
MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE [chucks a dildo]
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE [chucks a dildo]
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"What, never seen someone braid their coochie fur before?"
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"What, never seen someone braid their coochie fur before?"
"What, never seen someone braid their coochie fur before?"
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"What, never seen someone braid their coochie fur before?"
stores should never say shit like "we're staying open later near [holiday] to better sdlkfjsdlfkj for our customers!"
It should be "It's near [holiday] so we're closing up shop early so our employees get to have a holiday. it's 3 days before christmas, shoulda got lights sooner idiot"
It should be "It's near [holiday] so we're closing up shop early so our employees get to have a holiday. it's 3 days before christmas, shoulda got lights sooner idiot"
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
stores should never say shit like "we're staying open later near [holiday] to better sdlkfjsdlfkj for our customers!"
It should be "It's near [holiday] so we're closing up shop early so our employees get to have a holiday. it's 3 days before christmas, shoulda got lights sooner idiot"
It should be "It's near [holiday] so we're closing up shop early so our employees get to have a holiday. it's 3 days before christmas, shoulda got lights sooner idiot"
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Oh no. What a vile beast
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Oh no. What a vile beast
Oh no. What a vile beast
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Oh no. What a vile beast
work sketch. plushie/mascot reno nonsense. I think I'm gonna adjust the size of some stuff, scribble over it in CSP and whatnot.
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
work sketch. plushie/mascot reno nonsense. I think I'm gonna adjust the size of some stuff, scribble over it in CSP and whatnot.
Or a palestinian flag and a keffiyeh.
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Or a palestinian flag and a keffiyeh.
Still can't get over how sick this character design in POE2 is, this old saggy titty ultra-savvy tribalwoman chewing on the FATTEST fucking cigar
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Still can't get over how sick this character design in POE2 is, this old saggy titty ultra-savvy tribalwoman chewing on the FATTEST fucking cigar
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When it comes to robots, remember!
Is sentient, acknowledges sentience: Friend
Is not sentient, feigns sentience: clanker
Is sentient, feigns non-sentience: clanker
is not sentient, does not feign sentience: also friend
Is sentient, acknowledges sentience: Friend
Is not sentient, feigns sentience: clanker
Is sentient, feigns non-sentience: clanker
is not sentient, does not feign sentience: also friend
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
When it comes to robots, remember!
Is sentient, acknowledges sentience: Friend
Is not sentient, feigns sentience: clanker
Is sentient, feigns non-sentience: clanker
is not sentient, does not feign sentience: also friend
Is sentient, acknowledges sentience: Friend
Is not sentient, feigns sentience: clanker
Is sentient, feigns non-sentience: clanker
is not sentient, does not feign sentience: also friend
Being a plushie, Reno descends any sort of slope that's just longer than they feel like dealing with by just going limp and falling down it. It doesn't hurt and scares the shit out of everyone else, which is hilarious.
"I'm not walking down five flights of stairs. Later, nerds"
thumpthumpthumpthump
"I'm not walking down five flights of stairs. Later, nerds"
thumpthumpthumpthump
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Being a plushie, Reno descends any sort of slope that's just longer than they feel like dealing with by just going limp and falling down it. It doesn't hurt and scares the shit out of everyone else, which is hilarious.
"I'm not walking down five flights of stairs. Later, nerds"
thumpthumpthumpthump
"I'm not walking down five flights of stairs. Later, nerds"
thumpthumpthumpthump
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An oldie but goodie for you.
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
An oldie but goodie for you.
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December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
idk why everyone's freaking out about the US checking tourists' social media, you can't just SAY anything you want, hate speech isn't free speech. it's not authoritarian, it's consequences for your actions.
oh wait this is what everyone warned you about and why they told you to shut the fuck up
oh wait this is what everyone warned you about and why they told you to shut the fuck up
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
idk why everyone's freaking out about the US checking tourists' social media, you can't just SAY anything you want, hate speech isn't free speech. it's not authoritarian, it's consequences for your actions.
oh wait this is what everyone warned you about and why they told you to shut the fuck up
oh wait this is what everyone warned you about and why they told you to shut the fuck up
sssso some lady gave me her number at work. because
"you don't see many people of color in this town and that's what I'm drawn to"
mm.
uncomfortable! Just open with "you're a skin color and a fetish to me :)" why doncha. yeesh.
"you don't see many people of color in this town and that's what I'm drawn to"
mm.
uncomfortable! Just open with "you're a skin color and a fetish to me :)" why doncha. yeesh.
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
sssso some lady gave me her number at work. because
"you don't see many people of color in this town and that's what I'm drawn to"
mm.
uncomfortable! Just open with "you're a skin color and a fetish to me :)" why doncha. yeesh.
"you don't see many people of color in this town and that's what I'm drawn to"
mm.
uncomfortable! Just open with "you're a skin color and a fetish to me :)" why doncha. yeesh.
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More Natalya! She's actually a living costume, making herself hollow and wearable. Wear at your own risk, who knows what she'll spit you out looking like!
Also just showing off her ghost shark's properties a little more there, phasing right through the couch.
Also just showing off her ghost shark's properties a little more there, phasing right through the couch.
December 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
More Natalya! She's actually a living costume, making herself hollow and wearable. Wear at your own risk, who knows what she'll spit you out looking like!
Also just showing off her ghost shark's properties a little more there, phasing right through the couch.
Also just showing off her ghost shark's properties a little more there, phasing right through the couch.
"oh, so it was a joke"
Saying this, she casually hit the block button anyway
Saying this, she casually hit the block button anyway
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"oh, so it was a joke"
Saying this, she casually hit the block button anyway
Saying this, she casually hit the block button anyway
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
i need to get on some meds or something
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i need to get on some meds or something