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Hannah
@eyestired.bsky.social
Western Australia | 27 ✨
Professional silly goose 🪿
Chaos Goblin 🍄
Writing nonsense ✍️
The devil horns are coming in nicely this year 😂😈

#funny #humour #aussie #devilish
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Just opened my front camera by accident and I look like fat bastard from Austin Powers 😅

#funny #fml #tragic
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’m such a slut for books it’s insane
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Made it to 500! I love getting laughed at 😂

#tiktok #followers #funny #laugh
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This cup is the only thing stopping me from raw-dogging reality.

#tragic #help #funny #coffee #relatable
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
If these circles under my eyes get any bigger I’m gonna be cast in the next Tim Burton movie.

#tragic #funny #help #tired #timburton #bluesky #humour #fyp
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Live laugh lobotomy 🌀

I’m so tragic, it’s hilarious.

#tragic #funny #help #depression #laugh #bluesky #humour #aussie #fyp
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My intentions for the new moon is for people to stop being stupid when they talk to me.

#NewMoon #Manifestation #Witchy #Relatable #Humour #Funny
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m so unfunny that it’s funny 😅

#tragic #humour #funny #help #fy
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Spot the difference 😂
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Got ditched by my fur babies 😒

#funny #dog #cat #furbabies #husky #kitty
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
So I attempted #pathofexile yesterday… let’s just say I shouldn’t play new games after some 🍃💨 hahahaha

#high #poe #gaming #tragic #help #gamer
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Okay let me gush for a hot sec. I’m watching Labyrinth (1986) and it’s one of my favourite movies of all time. The acting? Impeccable. The score? Exquisite. The gothic eeriness? Magnificent. The cheese factor vs serious themes? Immaculate.
I will forever and always be obsessed with this movie.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
So I may have just bawled my eyes out during all four Shrek movies.
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Things got very profound yesterday 😅
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Everyone always underestimates my silliness. My whimsy. My pure insanity, if you will.

#funny #profound #imightbehigh
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
No sarcasm in sight: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie is the greatest film ever made.
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Look, I’m gonna try to do yoga today. But sometimes wine is more important 🤷‍♀️
#funny #chaotic #aussie #wine #tiktok

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TikTok - Make Your Day
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November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Goooood morning ✨
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My brother tells me to put sunscreen on when I open the fridge 😒

#funny #ginger #redhead #aussie #ranga #humour #blueskyhumour #fyp
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Hi, my name’s Hannah and I can’t start a game until my OC looks perfect enough to win a modelling contract.
Sims did irreversible damage.

#funny #TikTok #gaming #TheSims #RPG #gamer #relatable
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November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I know I should be writing, but… the games, they call to me.

#gaming #gamer #writer #writing #procrastination #funny #bluesky #selfie #me
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Just found out “ranga” isn’t a universal term for ginger people… it’s literally just us feral Aussies.
So apparently the rest of the world has been out here calling redheads by—what? Their actual names??

#aussie #aussiehumour #aussieslang #ginger #redhead #funny #sarcasm #musings #bluesky #fyp
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM