eysa!!
@eysa.bsky.social
assistant prof at barnard
very serious person
very serious person
asked if the computing fellows assisting my course could send photos for the intro slides, but only one person did. Guess the rest will be represented by Gertrude trying to break out of the carrier at the vet 😅
September 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
asked if the computing fellows assisting my course could send photos for the intro slides, but only one person did. Guess the rest will be represented by Gertrude trying to break out of the carrier at the vet 😅
KeyGen outputs a salted key
(this is a French joke)
(this is a French joke)
August 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
KeyGen outputs a salted key
(this is a French joke)
(this is a French joke)
TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS 🤠🤠🤠🤠
August 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS 🤠🤠🤠🤠
sorry guys, Mom says I can't have more than 10 parties
August 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
sorry guys, Mom says I can't have more than 10 parties
funniest part about telling people I went to school in Boston is when they assume I'm being modest about going to MIT or something. Nah, just a Northeastern girly who got figured it was easier to say Boston area than correcting "Northwestern" all the time 😅
July 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
funniest part about telling people I went to school in Boston is when they assume I'm being modest about going to MIT or something. Nah, just a Northeastern girly who got figured it was easier to say Boston area than correcting "Northwestern" all the time 😅
Dept admin: how large whiteboard do you want?
Me: I want as much whiteboard as possible!
Dept admin: ok... (Starts raising the tape measure to the ceiling)
Me: wait no I'm not THAT tall
Me: I want as much whiteboard as possible!
Dept admin: ok... (Starts raising the tape measure to the ceiling)
Me: wait no I'm not THAT tall
July 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Dept admin: how large whiteboard do you want?
Me: I want as much whiteboard as possible!
Dept admin: ok... (Starts raising the tape measure to the ceiling)
Me: wait no I'm not THAT tall
Me: I want as much whiteboard as possible!
Dept admin: ok... (Starts raising the tape measure to the ceiling)
Me: wait no I'm not THAT tall
My parents every time we drive by a patch of grass in ny: "is this central park?"
July 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My parents every time we drive by a patch of grass in ny: "is this central park?"
My mom loves referring to Gertrude as "madam"/"madam Gertrude"/"madam nosey" but Ruby as just "Ruby"
July 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My mom loves referring to Gertrude as "madam"/"madam Gertrude"/"madam nosey" but Ruby as just "Ruby"
Mom to cat: you're really making yourself at home here
Me: this is her home
Mom: oh, right
Me: this is her home
Mom: oh, right
July 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Mom to cat: you're really making yourself at home here
Me: this is her home
Mom: oh, right
Me: this is her home
Mom: oh, right
Is the circuit reachable? Can
July 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Is the circuit reachable? Can
"I believe we have lost our appreciation of soggy foods"
July 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"I believe we have lost our appreciation of soggy foods"
I don't think this was supposed to be my takeaway from eurocrypt 😅
May 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't think this was supposed to be my takeaway from eurocrypt 😅
"what does TCC stand for? In my head it stands for 'the cryptography conference' but I know that's not it"
May 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"what does TCC stand for? In my head it stands for 'the cryptography conference' but I know that's not it"
at the airport and overheard this girl explaining that she doesn't like the view from the top of the Eiffel tower because "the best part of the view of paris IS the eiffel tower, and when you're up there you can't see it"
May 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
at the airport and overheard this girl explaining that she doesn't like the view from the top of the Eiffel tower because "the best part of the view of paris IS the eiffel tower, and when you're up there you can't see it"
Me presenting project ideas: I'm not sure if this is too ambitious for a summer... Hopefully it's not...
Undergrad: I've never seen this before, so I don't know either
Undergrad: I've never seen this before, so I don't know either
May 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Me presenting project ideas: I'm not sure if this is too ambitious for a summer... Hopefully it's not...
Undergrad: I've never seen this before, so I don't know either
Undergrad: I've never seen this before, so I don't know either
Tomorrow @wangxiao1254.bsky.social is giving a talk about a recent garbled circuit work, and I told my friends there will be lots of jokes...
March 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Tomorrow @wangxiao1254.bsky.social is giving a talk about a recent garbled circuit work, and I told my friends there will be lots of jokes...
Reposted by eysa!!
The call for submissions for the Re-Imagining Cryptography & Privacy Workshop (ReCAP 2025) is now available on our website: recapworkshop.online
Deadline: April 10, 2025.
We welcome work and perspectives from social scientists, humanities scholars, community organizations, and technologists!
Deadline: April 10, 2025.
We welcome work and perspectives from social scientists, humanities scholars, community organizations, and technologists!
March 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The call for submissions for the Re-Imagining Cryptography & Privacy Workshop (ReCAP 2025) is now available on our website: recapworkshop.online
Deadline: April 10, 2025.
We welcome work and perspectives from social scientists, humanities scholars, community organizations, and technologists!
Deadline: April 10, 2025.
We welcome work and perspectives from social scientists, humanities scholars, community organizations, and technologists!
guys.. I'm gonna be a professor??? so so so so excited to be announce I've accepted an offer to join Barnard College as an assistant professor of computer science!!
AHHHHHHH
DO NOT PINCH ME I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP
AHHHHHHH
DO NOT PINCH ME I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP
February 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
guys.. I'm gonna be a professor??? so so so so excited to be announce I've accepted an offer to join Barnard College as an assistant professor of computer science!!
AHHHHHHH
DO NOT PINCH ME I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP
AHHHHHHH
DO NOT PINCH ME I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP
Used the Kendrick/Drake beef in the intro slides of a talk, and afterwards I got someone very excitedly wanting to talk about the entire lore of it with me 😅
February 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Used the Kendrick/Drake beef in the intro slides of a talk, and afterwards I got someone very excitedly wanting to talk about the entire lore of it with me 😅
I was trying to figure out how to find the actual signature on one of my git commits, and my friend made fun of the length of time between my "where is this thing..." and "found it" messages 😔
February 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I was trying to figure out how to find the actual signature on one of my git commits, and my friend made fun of the length of time between my "where is this thing..." and "found it" messages 😔
I'll never escape the Northeastern/Northwestern mix-ups
February 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'll never escape the Northeastern/Northwestern mix-ups
My parents don't know how to interact with cats, which leads to the funniest conversations when they're visiting.. for example the other day I had to tell my mom that if Gertrude is trying to bite her, it means she doesn't want to be pet 😭
January 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My parents don't know how to interact with cats, which leads to the funniest conversations when they're visiting.. for example the other day I had to tell my mom that if Gertrude is trying to bite her, it means she doesn't want to be pet 😭
