eysa!!
@eysa.bsky.social
assistant prof at barnard
very serious person
very serious person
asked if the computing fellows assisting my course could send photos for the intro slides, but only one person did. Guess the rest will be represented by Gertrude trying to break out of the carrier at the vet 😅
September 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
asked if the computing fellows assisting my course could send photos for the intro slides, but only one person did. Guess the rest will be represented by Gertrude trying to break out of the carrier at the vet 😅
KeyGen outputs a salted key
(this is a French joke)
(this is a French joke)
August 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
KeyGen outputs a salted key
(this is a French joke)
(this is a French joke)
TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS 🤠🤠🤠🤠
August 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS 🤠🤠🤠🤠
sorry guys, Mom says I can't have more than 10 parties
August 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
sorry guys, Mom says I can't have more than 10 parties
My mom loves referring to Gertrude as "madam"/"madam Gertrude"/"madam nosey" but Ruby as just "Ruby"
July 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My mom loves referring to Gertrude as "madam"/"madam Gertrude"/"madam nosey" but Ruby as just "Ruby"
Is the circuit reachable? Can
July 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Is the circuit reachable? Can
I don't think this was supposed to be my takeaway from eurocrypt 😅
May 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't think this was supposed to be my takeaway from eurocrypt 😅
Tomorrow @wangxiao1254.bsky.social is giving a talk about a recent garbled circuit work, and I told my friends there will be lots of jokes...
March 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Tomorrow @wangxiao1254.bsky.social is giving a talk about a recent garbled circuit work, and I told my friends there will be lots of jokes...
Used the Kendrick/Drake beef in the intro slides of a talk, and afterwards I got someone very excitedly wanting to talk about the entire lore of it with me 😅
February 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Used the Kendrick/Drake beef in the intro slides of a talk, and afterwards I got someone very excitedly wanting to talk about the entire lore of it with me 😅
I was trying to figure out how to find the actual signature on one of my git commits, and my friend made fun of the length of time between my "where is this thing..." and "found it" messages 😔
February 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I was trying to figure out how to find the actual signature on one of my git commits, and my friend made fun of the length of time between my "where is this thing..." and "found it" messages 😔
I'll never escape the Northeastern/Northwestern mix-ups
February 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'll never escape the Northeastern/Northwestern mix-ups
possibly my dumbest intro/setting slide for a talk yet
December 10, 2024 at 12:40 PM
possibly my dumbest intro/setting slide for a talk yet
throwback to when my commuter train caught on fire put into perspective all the metaphorical fires 🙃
December 6, 2024 at 6:39 AM
throwback to when my commuter train caught on fire put into perspective all the metaphorical fires 🙃
I went through a phase of changing my name in signal to ridiculous things until a friend kindly informed me that signal informs your group chats every time there's a name change 😭
November 28, 2024 at 6:05 AM
I went through a phase of changing my name in signal to ridiculous things until a friend kindly informed me that signal informs your group chats every time there's a name change 😭
What happens when people leave their office doors open.....
December 27, 2023 at 4:13 PM
What happens when people leave their office doors open.....
