I feel like there's still a decent chance these chuds don't know where stuff is in the cloud and/or how to delete it. I'm betting there's some accidental backups, some forum posts, some archived chats, maybe a discarded laptop...

This cuts right to the bone.

FFS, Jared, we thought you were better than this.

Would those of us who wrote SDKs be called "kitters"? Or can we be "kittens", or even "cats"?

For a lot of folks, "anywhere else" also doesn't include "other states" and "large cities in the US", and even changing just that would help.

Ruin two bands by combining them:

Ben Folds Five Iron Frenzy

Ruin two bands by combining them:

Weenzer

Still the best Amanda Waller.

"Breakfast Cigarette" would be a great album title.

I'd join that joyride.

Does this mean I'll get rich, or become an obsessive vigilante, or just be harassed by a clown?

"I declare Martian law!"
"Phobos! Deimos! Smite him!"

This is an underrated Mellencamp album.

If I could spend an extra $50 per ticket to be allowed to be the last person on, moments before the plane leaves the gate, I would gladly pay it.

I enjoyed that show a lot. But I'm annoyed that for the rest of my life whenever I fumble and drop something, a tiny part of my brain wonders if it's Huntington's.