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I can no longer look at a banana without thinking about this and laughing out loud.
4 pane Comic: A new banana is placed in a bowl. He’s excited to be a banana. “I’m going to be a tasty and healthy snack” he exclaims. Reveal also in the bowl, a gruff banana, getting quite spotty and has seen a lot, half a lit cigarette dangling from his mouth replies, “Listen here, new kid: you’re never gonna be food. We’re prisoners, cursed to mark the passage of time with the withering of our bodies.” Third frame reveals a brown banana, almost liquified inside of its peel, head flopped back over the edge of the ball, certainly on his last leg and well past the point of being food optimistically dreams, “Speak for yourself. I’m gonna be banana bread!” In the last frame, the gruff banana says, “Nobody is ever banana bread.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM