People will tell you not to move to the Pacific northwest because of the weather, or all the neo liberal white people...

Y'know what no one ever mentions?

POWER OUTAGES.

This happens every year at least once a year.

Last year it was out for almost 4 days in the dead of winter.

I'm going for gay, witchy auntie. How close did I get?

The IRONY of complaining that you can't comment on the sexuality of women you don't know without people reacting as if you're commenting on the sexuality of women you don't know, then turning off comments and quote replies.

This perfectly illustrates my point.

This is weird, you're weird.

There's a bunny nest in my blueberries. (The mom later covered them with grass and stuff.)

Me: "hey, [boyfriend] did you put my mug away like that on purpose?"

Bf: "no, why? Is it wrong?"

Me: "...no"

Bf: "then why do you assume I did it on purpose?"

The mug:

Behold, the venn diagram of

White people who think we can't teach about history because it'll make white kids ashamed to be white

And

White people who grew up listening to "smells like teen spirit" and whined about not understanding Kendrick Lamar at the halftime show

Non political post

Does blue lipstick work with the orange hair?

I worry it's too stark.

This hair is my personality now.