Weaver/Eve
@fab-u-lost.bsky.social
Cisn't
99% anti bigotry
1% slut
99% anti bigotry
1% slut
People will tell you not to move to the Pacific northwest because of the weather, or all the neo liberal white people...
Y'know what no one ever mentions?
POWER OUTAGES.
This happens every year at least once a year.
Last year it was out for almost 4 days in the dead of winter.
Y'know what no one ever mentions?
POWER OUTAGES.
This happens every year at least once a year.
Last year it was out for almost 4 days in the dead of winter.
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
People will tell you not to move to the Pacific northwest because of the weather, or all the neo liberal white people...
Y'know what no one ever mentions?
POWER OUTAGES.
This happens every year at least once a year.
Last year it was out for almost 4 days in the dead of winter.
Y'know what no one ever mentions?
POWER OUTAGES.
This happens every year at least once a year.
Last year it was out for almost 4 days in the dead of winter.
I put on a clean shirt and my boyfriend asked if I had plans.
I didn't even want to wake up today, and this is the thanks I get?
I didn't even want to wake up today, and this is the thanks I get?
October 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I put on a clean shirt and my boyfriend asked if I had plans.
I didn't even want to wake up today, and this is the thanks I get?
I didn't even want to wake up today, and this is the thanks I get?
IT'S NOT A CONVERSATION IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASSUME MY POINT FROM THE THREE WORDS YOU UNDERSTOOD.
you're someone's least favorite kid and my therapist wouldn't condone this shit show, so I'm gonna follow the lead of your exes and pretend you don't exist unless directly confronted with your existence.
you're someone's least favorite kid and my therapist wouldn't condone this shit show, so I'm gonna follow the lead of your exes and pretend you don't exist unless directly confronted with your existence.
September 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
IT'S NOT A CONVERSATION IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASSUME MY POINT FROM THE THREE WORDS YOU UNDERSTOOD.
you're someone's least favorite kid and my therapist wouldn't condone this shit show, so I'm gonna follow the lead of your exes and pretend you don't exist unless directly confronted with your existence.
you're someone's least favorite kid and my therapist wouldn't condone this shit show, so I'm gonna follow the lead of your exes and pretend you don't exist unless directly confronted with your existence.
Me: I'm gonna take a nice, relaxing shower.
My brain: dying shortly after a loved one is just doubling it and giving it to the next person.
Me: be some other way, I'm begging you.
My brain: dying shortly after a loved one is just doubling it and giving it to the next person.
Me: be some other way, I'm begging you.
September 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Me: I'm gonna take a nice, relaxing shower.
My brain: dying shortly after a loved one is just doubling it and giving it to the next person.
Me: be some other way, I'm begging you.
My brain: dying shortly after a loved one is just doubling it and giving it to the next person.
Me: be some other way, I'm begging you.
Me: why do I feel so sick? Did I catch something? I've been so careful.
Also me: shoves multiple cookies, I only just now realized contain coconut (one of my worst allergens), down my dumbass gullet every day for a week.
It's a mystery.
Also me: shoves multiple cookies, I only just now realized contain coconut (one of my worst allergens), down my dumbass gullet every day for a week.
It's a mystery.
August 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Me: why do I feel so sick? Did I catch something? I've been so careful.
Also me: shoves multiple cookies, I only just now realized contain coconut (one of my worst allergens), down my dumbass gullet every day for a week.
It's a mystery.
Also me: shoves multiple cookies, I only just now realized contain coconut (one of my worst allergens), down my dumbass gullet every day for a week.
It's a mystery.
Democratic politicians want voters to be thoughtlessly devoted like Republicans, but not vote like Republicans, but aren't smart enough to realize those are inextricably linked.
August 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Democratic politicians want voters to be thoughtlessly devoted like Republicans, but not vote like Republicans, but aren't smart enough to realize those are inextricably linked.
Reposted by Weaver/Eve
The further along I get, the more I feel like I'm a butch, but I don't feel safe leaning into it because of where I'm at in my transition. Ngl, I'm struggling.
So if you want to help me achieve my (kinda) butch dream, consider donating to and sharing my fundraiser: gofund.me/78fa2385
So if you want to help me achieve my (kinda) butch dream, consider donating to and sharing my fundraiser: gofund.me/78fa2385
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Hi there,
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August 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The further along I get, the more I feel like I'm a butch, but I don't feel safe leaning into it because of where I'm at in my transition. Ngl, I'm struggling.
So if you want to help me achieve my (kinda) butch dream, consider donating to and sharing my fundraiser: gofund.me/78fa2385
So if you want to help me achieve my (kinda) butch dream, consider donating to and sharing my fundraiser: gofund.me/78fa2385
"if they try to make us scan an ID to use the Internet, we'll all just leave!"
That's what they're hoping for.
An Internet where they can either track every dissident, or where dissidence doesn't exist.
No more corrupt cop videos.
No more social accountability.
No more organizing.
That's what they're hoping for.
An Internet where they can either track every dissident, or where dissidence doesn't exist.
No more corrupt cop videos.
No more social accountability.
No more organizing.
August 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"if they try to make us scan an ID to use the Internet, we'll all just leave!"
That's what they're hoping for.
An Internet where they can either track every dissident, or where dissidence doesn't exist.
No more corrupt cop videos.
No more social accountability.
No more organizing.
That's what they're hoping for.
An Internet where they can either track every dissident, or where dissidence doesn't exist.
No more corrupt cop videos.
No more social accountability.
No more organizing.
My boyfriend went camping and came back with a sun burn.
Me: next time wear sun block
Him: no! I have to show dominance!
Me: over who!?
Him: WHITE PEOPLE!
Me: HOW DOES THIS SHOW DOMINANCE OVER WHITE PEOPLE!?
him: BECAUSE FUCK YOU I HAVE MELANIN!
I don't think I'm allowed to argue with that.
Me: next time wear sun block
Him: no! I have to show dominance!
Me: over who!?
Him: WHITE PEOPLE!
Me: HOW DOES THIS SHOW DOMINANCE OVER WHITE PEOPLE!?
him: BECAUSE FUCK YOU I HAVE MELANIN!
I don't think I'm allowed to argue with that.
July 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My boyfriend went camping and came back with a sun burn.
Me: next time wear sun block
Him: no! I have to show dominance!
Me: over who!?
Him: WHITE PEOPLE!
Me: HOW DOES THIS SHOW DOMINANCE OVER WHITE PEOPLE!?
him: BECAUSE FUCK YOU I HAVE MELANIN!
I don't think I'm allowed to argue with that.
Me: next time wear sun block
Him: no! I have to show dominance!
Me: over who!?
Him: WHITE PEOPLE!
Me: HOW DOES THIS SHOW DOMINANCE OVER WHITE PEOPLE!?
him: BECAUSE FUCK YOU I HAVE MELANIN!
I don't think I'm allowed to argue with that.
Reposted by Weaver/Eve
Organizers, PLEASE get your info off of Google right now. The safety of your communities may be at risk v soon. You can call it fear mongering if you want, but we're well past "wait and see" with this admin. Do not fafo with the safety of your folks. Cryptpad is right there.
July 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Organizers, PLEASE get your info off of Google right now. The safety of your communities may be at risk v soon. You can call it fear mongering if you want, but we're well past "wait and see" with this admin. Do not fafo with the safety of your folks. Cryptpad is right there.
Scammers keep threatening to release my nudes, but I hand that shit out like candy.
I've oversaturated the market, bestie, checkmate.
I've oversaturated the market, bestie, checkmate.
July 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Scammers keep threatening to release my nudes, but I hand that shit out like candy.
I've oversaturated the market, bestie, checkmate.
I've oversaturated the market, bestie, checkmate.
Me: no one deserves to drown, even if you didn't like them, even if they're mean, terrible people.
a real, legitimate reply that I actually got: white men are criticized all the time, and they deserve it, this isn't different. and southerners aren't even oppressed.
FUCKING WHAT!?
a real, legitimate reply that I actually got: white men are criticized all the time, and they deserve it, this isn't different. and southerners aren't even oppressed.
FUCKING WHAT!?
July 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me: no one deserves to drown, even if you didn't like them, even if they're mean, terrible people.
a real, legitimate reply that I actually got: white men are criticized all the time, and they deserve it, this isn't different. and southerners aren't even oppressed.
FUCKING WHAT!?
a real, legitimate reply that I actually got: white men are criticized all the time, and they deserve it, this isn't different. and southerners aren't even oppressed.
FUCKING WHAT!?
"HAHA, this policy is really gonna stick it to [marginalized community] but only that one and not any of the ones I'm part of!"
Do you not go to therapy because you're afraid they'll name this shit after you?
Do you not go to therapy because you're afraid they'll name this shit after you?
June 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
"HAHA, this policy is really gonna stick it to [marginalized community] but only that one and not any of the ones I'm part of!"
Do you not go to therapy because you're afraid they'll name this shit after you?
Do you not go to therapy because you're afraid they'll name this shit after you?
(true story)
Person: what's something interesting about your family?
Me: *recounts the cult that was casually dedicated to my mom.*
Them: oh that's cool. My dad worked for Pepsi.
I DIDN'T COME TO FUCK AROUND, BRANJAMIN, GET IT TOGETHER.
Person: what's something interesting about your family?
Me: *recounts the cult that was casually dedicated to my mom.*
Them: oh that's cool. My dad worked for Pepsi.
I DIDN'T COME TO FUCK AROUND, BRANJAMIN, GET IT TOGETHER.
June 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
(true story)
Person: what's something interesting about your family?
Me: *recounts the cult that was casually dedicated to my mom.*
Them: oh that's cool. My dad worked for Pepsi.
I DIDN'T COME TO FUCK AROUND, BRANJAMIN, GET IT TOGETHER.
Person: what's something interesting about your family?
Me: *recounts the cult that was casually dedicated to my mom.*
Them: oh that's cool. My dad worked for Pepsi.
I DIDN'T COME TO FUCK AROUND, BRANJAMIN, GET IT TOGETHER.
I'm going for gay, witchy auntie. How close did I get?
June 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm going for gay, witchy auntie. How close did I get?
Having a rare syndrome, a snapshot:
Me: I have this well documented symptom of my diagnosis that manifests in ways relevant to the current conversation.
Doctor: yeah, and your body's real weird too, you should do something about that.
Oh yeah? Should I see a doctor?
Me: I have this well documented symptom of my diagnosis that manifests in ways relevant to the current conversation.
Doctor: yeah, and your body's real weird too, you should do something about that.
Oh yeah? Should I see a doctor?
June 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Having a rare syndrome, a snapshot:
Me: I have this well documented symptom of my diagnosis that manifests in ways relevant to the current conversation.
Doctor: yeah, and your body's real weird too, you should do something about that.
Oh yeah? Should I see a doctor?
Me: I have this well documented symptom of my diagnosis that manifests in ways relevant to the current conversation.
Doctor: yeah, and your body's real weird too, you should do something about that.
Oh yeah? Should I see a doctor?
The IRONY of complaining that you can't comment on the sexuality of women you don't know without people reacting as if you're commenting on the sexuality of women you don't know, then turning off comments and quote replies.
This perfectly illustrates my point.
This is weird, you're weird.
This perfectly illustrates my point.
This is weird, you're weird.
June 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The IRONY of complaining that you can't comment on the sexuality of women you don't know without people reacting as if you're commenting on the sexuality of women you don't know, then turning off comments and quote replies.
This perfectly illustrates my point.
This is weird, you're weird.
This perfectly illustrates my point.
This is weird, you're weird.
"why do bisexual women go for men so much more often!?"
You're upset that bi women are more commonly dating the more common option, and you believe the appropriate response is to question their identity.
I put together a shopping list for you:
Hobbies
Self awareness
You're upset that bi women are more commonly dating the more common option, and you believe the appropriate response is to question their identity.
I put together a shopping list for you:
Hobbies
Self awareness
June 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"why do bisexual women go for men so much more often!?"
You're upset that bi women are more commonly dating the more common option, and you believe the appropriate response is to question their identity.
I put together a shopping list for you:
Hobbies
Self awareness
You're upset that bi women are more commonly dating the more common option, and you believe the appropriate response is to question their identity.
I put together a shopping list for you:
Hobbies
Self awareness
Normally I'm not a fan of "gotchas" but I sincerely hope that seeing the goalpost sprint from "adult human female" to include animated, magical, elven princesses acts as a wake up call for at least a few people who refuse to take a stance.
"But biology!"
She's an elf. Biology has left the chat.
"But biology!"
She's an elf. Biology has left the chat.
June 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Normally I'm not a fan of "gotchas" but I sincerely hope that seeing the goalpost sprint from "adult human female" to include animated, magical, elven princesses acts as a wake up call for at least a few people who refuse to take a stance.
"But biology!"
She's an elf. Biology has left the chat.
"But biology!"
She's an elf. Biology has left the chat.
There's a bunny nest in my blueberries. (The mom later covered them with grass and stuff.)
May 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
There's a bunny nest in my blueberries. (The mom later covered them with grass and stuff.)
"why do people keep ghosting me!?"
I've seen how you message people, the better question is how have you not learned your lesson?
I've seen how you message people, the better question is how have you not learned your lesson?
May 15, 2025 at 11:21 AM
"why do people keep ghosting me!?"
I've seen how you message people, the better question is how have you not learned your lesson?
I've seen how you message people, the better question is how have you not learned your lesson?
Me: "hey, [boyfriend] did you put my mug away like that on purpose?"
Bf: "no, why? Is it wrong?"
Me: "...no"
Bf: "then why do you assume I did it on purpose?"
The mug:
Bf: "no, why? Is it wrong?"
Me: "...no"
Bf: "then why do you assume I did it on purpose?"
The mug:
April 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Me: "hey, [boyfriend] did you put my mug away like that on purpose?"
Bf: "no, why? Is it wrong?"
Me: "...no"
Bf: "then why do you assume I did it on purpose?"
The mug:
Bf: "no, why? Is it wrong?"
Me: "...no"
Bf: "then why do you assume I did it on purpose?"
The mug:
Here's your reminder that lady gaga has repeatedly defended a country that blackmails queer people.
All the stuff she's doing now doesn't change that.
She can't change the fact that she defended a country that has forced queer people, under threat of outing, to do dangerous tasks.
All the stuff she's doing now doesn't change that.
She can't change the fact that she defended a country that has forced queer people, under threat of outing, to do dangerous tasks.
March 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Here's your reminder that lady gaga has repeatedly defended a country that blackmails queer people.
All the stuff she's doing now doesn't change that.
She can't change the fact that she defended a country that has forced queer people, under threat of outing, to do dangerous tasks.
All the stuff she's doing now doesn't change that.
She can't change the fact that she defended a country that has forced queer people, under threat of outing, to do dangerous tasks.
Nonbinary people are a popular subject lately, so here's a reminder:
If you can't say what you need to, without using phrases that are offensive to *all* trans people, like:
"Says they are"
"Identifies as"
"Claims to be"
Don't talk about us. Let others handle it.
You work on you.
You need it.
If you can't say what you need to, without using phrases that are offensive to *all* trans people, like:
"Says they are"
"Identifies as"
"Claims to be"
Don't talk about us. Let others handle it.
You work on you.
You need it.
February 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Nonbinary people are a popular subject lately, so here's a reminder:
If you can't say what you need to, without using phrases that are offensive to *all* trans people, like:
"Says they are"
"Identifies as"
"Claims to be"
Don't talk about us. Let others handle it.
You work on you.
You need it.
If you can't say what you need to, without using phrases that are offensive to *all* trans people, like:
"Says they are"
"Identifies as"
"Claims to be"
Don't talk about us. Let others handle it.
You work on you.
You need it.
Behold, the venn diagram of
White people who think we can't teach about history because it'll make white kids ashamed to be white
And
White people who grew up listening to "smells like teen spirit" and whined about not understanding Kendrick Lamar at the halftime show
White people who think we can't teach about history because it'll make white kids ashamed to be white
And
White people who grew up listening to "smells like teen spirit" and whined about not understanding Kendrick Lamar at the halftime show
February 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Behold, the venn diagram of
White people who think we can't teach about history because it'll make white kids ashamed to be white
And
White people who grew up listening to "smells like teen spirit" and whined about not understanding Kendrick Lamar at the halftime show
White people who think we can't teach about history because it'll make white kids ashamed to be white
And
White people who grew up listening to "smells like teen spirit" and whined about not understanding Kendrick Lamar at the halftime show