Très-bian Lapham
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Oh you have a baby? That’s cool, I used to be one of those, ask it if it’s heard of me.
Not enough has been said about how Beatles-George was a sharply dressed dandy and Solo-George went immediately dadcore.
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Not enough has been said about how Beatles-George was a sharply dressed dandy and Solo-George went immediately dadcore.
I saw this shark in the ocean, but no one believed me. It spoke to me with a voice that was as coarse as the sand but as calm as the morning tide. Even under the water, I could understand its words. Something about football, I think, I dunno, I zoned out.
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I saw this shark in the ocean, but no one believed me. It spoke to me with a voice that was as coarse as the sand but as calm as the morning tide. Even under the water, I could understand its words. Something about football, I think, I dunno, I zoned out.
They should have also put these on the songs where the saxophone sounded too horny
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
They should have also put these on the songs where the saxophone sounded too horny
wtf my dog just told me he’s evolving longer claws so he can dig up insects like sloth bears do, is this normal? He’s 4
October 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
wtf my dog just told me he’s evolving longer claws so he can dig up insects like sloth bears do, is this normal? He’s 4
Superhero films capture mere fragments of the comics. They’ve only recently embraced colourful costumes. We’re still decades away from “I had fight at the U.N. and I got turned into a baby.”
October 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Superhero films capture mere fragments of the comics. They’ve only recently embraced colourful costumes. We’re still decades away from “I had fight at the U.N. and I got turned into a baby.”
Actually, it was just “Frankenstein”. “Mary Shelley” was the name of the author.
September 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Actually, it was just “Frankenstein”. “Mary Shelley” was the name of the author.
I don’t think enough questions are being asked about the choice to do this in script format.
Like, were the two of them planning on putting this on as a little play?
Like, were the two of them planning on putting this on as a little play?
September 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I don’t think enough questions are being asked about the choice to do this in script format.
Like, were the two of them planning on putting this on as a little play?
Like, were the two of them planning on putting this on as a little play?
I SAID I WANT A FUCKING KITKAT, MUM
August 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I SAID I WANT A FUCKING KITKAT, MUM
Is that what the Frank Sinatra song is about
July 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Is that what the Frank Sinatra song is about
Glad to see some people are still shooting with practical effects.
July 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Glad to see some people are still shooting with practical effects.
These birds are totally casing out that house. Keep your windows locked.
July 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
These birds are totally casing out that house. Keep your windows locked.
His comedy is so fucking limp that it can’t even find the basic rhythm of “Super Trump”.
“Superman Trump” is how a fucking 4 year old would say it.
“Superman Trump” is how a fucking 4 year old would say it.
July 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
His comedy is so fucking limp that it can’t even find the basic rhythm of “Super Trump”.
“Superman Trump” is how a fucking 4 year old would say it.
“Superman Trump” is how a fucking 4 year old would say it.
Fascinated to learn that hecklers are just as witty in prison as they are on the outside.
July 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Fascinated to learn that hecklers are just as witty in prison as they are on the outside.
is this about the time I zoned out on two Scientologists who were trying to recruit me
June 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
is this about the time I zoned out on two Scientologists who were trying to recruit me
Do you… do you mean a horse?
June 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Do you… do you mean a horse?
wtf? I bought this expecting a violet crumble. My kid is ALLERGIC to yellow crumble.
May 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
wtf? I bought this expecting a violet crumble. My kid is ALLERGIC to yellow crumble.
I refuse to consider AI a threat until it better understands poo.
May 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I refuse to consider AI a threat until it better understands poo.
So the new pope is already a lock?? And no one will even consider electing the thing I found in the paddock by the highway??
May 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
So the new pope is already a lock?? And no one will even consider electing the thing I found in the paddock by the highway??
Peter Dutton’s concession speech:
May 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Peter Dutton’s concession speech:
They call themselves the Belly Boys
April 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
They call themselves the Belly Boys