I've played most of the mainline games but you could still tell me anything's a pokemon and I'd probably fucking believe you

Like, the fuck do you mean there's a MFer named Klawf and he looks like this??? This isn't a parody????? THAT IS JUST SOMEONE'S BABY COUSIN WHO WANTS TO PLAY GAME ON MY PHONE

Considering that one of the primary functions I've seen people online use AI for is gooning, I can't wait to be tortured on the bus with someone's glitching pin screeching their most specific kink at full volume.

Learned about Jonathan Blow's apparent beef with Soulja Boy, decided to google Phil Fish because he was also in Indie Game: The Movie and I hadn't seen anything about him in awhile, forgot to type -AI and uh

Friendly reminder that the Canadian (Akorosian?) Tuxedo was allegedly invented in 1951 by Bing Crosby, which means this is a period accurate fit to do your heists in:

Something something history rhymes

Damn if only there was something in history we could look at to see what this could be a sign of---

Post a meme made by you

It's so damn funny to me that they keep using Jackman because he's my go-to example for showing male vs female gaze.

I've lured Fortunato into my basement with the promise of delicious amontillado! The catch? He's actually going to be trapped behind this wall for eternity!

I am a nightmare to have as a friend or an enemy

Go get 'em, champ.

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Commissioned @pawtercolors.bsky.social to draw the giant stuffed shark that lives in my living room (but in a party hat) and it's the most glorious thing I have ever seen. Can't wait to add this to my art wall!

I want to walk more, so I decided to try to walk to the Elite Four using my ancient pokewalker. As it was 15-ish years old, the battery was dead, and I figured there was nothing in there.

Well, I swapped out the battery and found this lil guy. Am I walking into the start of a creepypasta?

All I'm saying is that based on the quote in the screenshot and their mutual hatred of each other, this number should be higher.

Oh for fucks sake, just call it what it is. It's never been about "opposing DEI" or DEI being "unfair"; They're WHITE SUPREMACISTS & FASCISTS. They hate women. They hate disabled people. They hate people of color. They hate the LGBTQ+. They especially hate people who are one or more of these.

I have the day off today, and rather than watch All That Shit, I'm going to be working on sewing projects. What are y'all working on right now?

Merr hissmass