Rev. Alcyone Daze
@facilitatrix.bsky.social
3 aeons in a trenchcoat.
Accused of the Devil's work & praised for the LORD's work with roughly equal frequency; for legal & safety reasons it's just me on the business cards.
Hedge priest, raconteur, bioethicist, part-time psychopomp. 🔞. (Ey/em/eir)
Accused of the Devil's work & praised for the LORD's work with roughly equal frequency; for legal & safety reasons it's just me on the business cards.
Hedge priest, raconteur, bioethicist, part-time psychopomp. 🔞. (Ey/em/eir)
The secret ingredient is
🩸love🩸
🩸love🩸
February 7, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The secret ingredient is
🩸love🩸
🩸love🩸
There's a part of you always standing by
Mapping out the sky
Finishing a hat
Starting on a hat
Finishing a hat...
Look, I made a hat...
Where there never was a hat
Mapping out the sky
Finishing a hat
Starting on a hat
Finishing a hat...
Look, I made a hat...
Where there never was a hat
February 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
There's a part of you always standing by
Mapping out the sky
Finishing a hat
Starting on a hat
Finishing a hat...
Look, I made a hat...
Where there never was a hat
Mapping out the sky
Finishing a hat
Starting on a hat
Finishing a hat...
Look, I made a hat...
Where there never was a hat
My language background is such that I can *kinda* understand Spanish when it’s spoken to me but don’t speak enough to reply back in Spanish, and today I learned the word for “hammer” due to a repairman being like “¿uhhhh… su gato me robo el martillo?”
BABY GIRL, YOU HAVE TO STOP.
BABY GIRL, YOU HAVE TO STOP.
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 AM
My language background is such that I can *kinda* understand Spanish when it’s spoken to me but don’t speak enough to reply back in Spanish, and today I learned the word for “hammer” due to a repairman being like “¿uhhhh… su gato me robo el martillo?”
BABY GIRL, YOU HAVE TO STOP.
BABY GIRL, YOU HAVE TO STOP.
Roses are red,
Love is for tennis
Love is for tennis
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Roses are red,
Love is for tennis
Love is for tennis
ONLY 90S CHAOTES REMEMBER
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
ONLY 90S CHAOTES REMEMBER
It’s a bit odd to post pre-top surgery photos (not dysphoric, just scrapped concept art) but this was the first dress I brought to my tailor post-op asking her if she could remove the bust darts because I have loved it for a decade.
February 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
It’s a bit odd to post pre-top surgery photos (not dysphoric, just scrapped concept art) but this was the first dress I brought to my tailor post-op asking her if she could remove the bust darts because I have loved it for a decade.
Vibing with my favorite coworker.
February 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Vibing with my favorite coworker.
I am about to start my… 7th or 8th ita layout? I absolutely love Pin Arranging.
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I am about to start my… 7th or 8th ita layout? I absolutely love Pin Arranging.
A fearsome warrior.
February 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
A fearsome warrior.
Other cats have catnip toys or want to chase string or will play with laser pointers.
Phoebe has Hammer.
Phoebe has Hammer.
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Other cats have catnip toys or want to chase string or will play with laser pointers.
Phoebe has Hammer.
Phoebe has Hammer.
Here is baby French Fry, with their namesake for scale.
January 26, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Here is baby French Fry, with their namesake for scale.
Occasionally I’ll come out to my desk and see that Phoebe has dragged her blankie into her basket over night and tucked herself in.
January 26, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Occasionally I’ll come out to my desk and see that Phoebe has dragged her blankie into her basket over night and tucked herself in.
I love the star lace in it! Here’s my own Stupid Amounts of Garter Stitch last fall due to it being a center-out in the round.
January 26, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I love the star lace in it! Here’s my own Stupid Amounts of Garter Stitch last fall due to it being a center-out in the round.
I’m on the HRT that makes you from Massachusetts
January 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I’m on the HRT that makes you from Massachusetts
Screenshot of the important part at least:
January 23, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Screenshot of the important part at least:
LRT: my awful sociopath childhood cat Poutine (may her memory be a vivisected-lizard-shaped blessing) refused to take her meds unless they were in Cane’s sauce. (She also enjoyed car rides so we used to take her through the drive-thru and let her yowl out the window at the cashier.)
January 21, 2026 at 8:54 PM
LRT: my awful sociopath childhood cat Poutine (may her memory be a vivisected-lizard-shaped blessing) refused to take her meds unless they were in Cane’s sauce. (She also enjoyed car rides so we used to take her through the drive-thru and let her yowl out the window at the cashier.)
Production value will improve until morale continues, dammit.
January 21, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Production value will improve until morale continues, dammit.
Slowly melting out of the balcony like a Dali clock
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Slowly melting out of the balcony like a Dali clock
Mounting a bunch of cemetery photos under cabochons and providing explainers of symbolism on different headstones as a “this is totally not a hint about your character’s character” party favor for the next murder mystery
January 16, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Mounting a bunch of cemetery photos under cabochons and providing explainers of symbolism on different headstones as a “this is totally not a hint about your character’s character” party favor for the next murder mystery
I don’t think we’ll ever see a season’s token Out Gay ever *win* Finding Mr. Christmas simply because Jonathan Bennett has an empire to maintain.
December 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I don’t think we’ll ever see a season’s token Out Gay ever *win* Finding Mr. Christmas simply because Jonathan Bennett has an empire to maintain.
FOR UNTO US A CHILDE IS BORN
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
FOR UNTO US A CHILDE IS BORN
Periodically Phoebe will notice me cleaning around the apartment and carry all her toys back over to her bed, please observe the Good Familiar behaviors.
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Periodically Phoebe will notice me cleaning around the apartment and carry all her toys back over to her bed, please observe the Good Familiar behaviors.
Posting this for postering because my barber is really good with designs and basically has a free pass to do whatever designs he wants based on shenanigans in my near future.
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Posting this for postering because my barber is really good with designs and basically has a free pass to do whatever designs he wants based on shenanigans in my near future.