Rev. Alcyone Daze
@facilitatrix.bsky.social
3 aeons in a trenchcoat.
Accused of the Devil's work & praised for the LORD's work with roughly equal frequency; for legal & safety reasons it's just me on the business cards.
Hedge priest, raconteur, bioethicist, part-time psychopomp. 🔞. (Ey/em/eir)
Accused of the Devil's work & praised for the LORD's work with roughly equal frequency; for legal & safety reasons it's just me on the business cards.
Hedge priest, raconteur, bioethicist, part-time psychopomp. 🔞. (Ey/em/eir)
Pinned
For nearly the past 30 years I've been haunted by an—as far as I can tell—specific-to-me cryptid, and I figure since I'm new to bsky I've never told this story on this platform.
I want to talk about the Pigeon Man.
I want to talk about the Pigeon Man.
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New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
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If you ever wonder why people say "slippery as an eel" I can confirm that one time we had to hold an eel for a vet to do a blood draw and that eel ended up on the floor 47 times out of 48 attempts
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If you ever wonder why people say "slippery as an eel" I can confirm that one time we had to hold an eel for a vet to do a blood draw and that eel ended up on the floor 47 times out of 48 attempts
Pleased to report that the Zoomers on my flight thought my respirator was cool and were asking how to make their own.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Pleased to report that the Zoomers on my flight thought my respirator was cool and were asking how to make their own.
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Not me bursting into tears because the guy at the grocery store is buying 40 cans of Fancy Feast turkey and gravy for his feral cat rescue Thanksgiving dinner 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Not me bursting into tears because the guy at the grocery store is buying 40 cans of Fancy Feast turkey and gravy for his feral cat rescue Thanksgiving dinner 🥹
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![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
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I have no idea how common this is but I am weirdly proud of whatever level of femme is “can apply mascara neatly, without a mirror, while walking.”
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I have no idea how common this is but I am weirdly proud of whatever level of femme is “can apply mascara neatly, without a mirror, while walking.”
Okay but for real: does the Gay Ram Wool Shop just sell skeins of like, sport or aran weight? Because there are a nontrivial number of magicians in my life who would appreciate shawls out of that.
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Okay but for real: does the Gay Ram Wool Shop just sell skeins of like, sport or aran weight? Because there are a nontrivial number of magicians in my life who would appreciate shawls out of that.
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Just saw the phrase "Ook voor quickies :-)"
Dutch Grindr.. sure is a place
Dutch Grindr.. sure is a place
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just saw the phrase "Ook voor quickies :-)"
Dutch Grindr.. sure is a place
Dutch Grindr.. sure is a place
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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If someone knits or crochets you a blanket or sweater, they want to keep you warm AND they dedicated many hours of their lives to making it for you.
There's no profit in fiber arts, not when you can get a machine made at Target for 30 bucks. So know fiber artists making for you? Is an act of love.
There's no profit in fiber arts, not when you can get a machine made at Target for 30 bucks. So know fiber artists making for you? Is an act of love.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If someone knits or crochets you a blanket or sweater, they want to keep you warm AND they dedicated many hours of their lives to making it for you.
There's no profit in fiber arts, not when you can get a machine made at Target for 30 bucks. So know fiber artists making for you? Is an act of love.
There's no profit in fiber arts, not when you can get a machine made at Target for 30 bucks. So know fiber artists making for you? Is an act of love.
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shedding this part until my hands fall off
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
shedding this part until my hands fall off
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
If you’re a “loves manicures but basically can’t grow your nails out for hobby/anxiety/butch reasons” HeyHae makes gel nails that cure by being out in the sunshine for 5-10 minutes and they last for a couple of weeks. They’re having a pretty decent sale right now:
heyhae.co
heyhae.co
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you’re a “loves manicures but basically can’t grow your nails out for hobby/anxiety/butch reasons” HeyHae makes gel nails that cure by being out in the sunshine for 5-10 minutes and they last for a couple of weeks. They’re having a pretty decent sale right now:
heyhae.co
heyhae.co
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You will never guess what this is in reference to.
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It’s here! It’s real! It exists!
Get your copy of Coal of Fire (new translations from the Hebrew Bible) today!
www.lulu.com/shop/atkinso...
Get your copy of Coal of Fire (new translations from the Hebrew Bible) today!
www.lulu.com/shop/atkinso...
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s here! It’s real! It exists!
Get your copy of Coal of Fire (new translations from the Hebrew Bible) today!
www.lulu.com/shop/atkinso...
Get your copy of Coal of Fire (new translations from the Hebrew Bible) today!
www.lulu.com/shop/atkinso...
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you?
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you?
Shout out to Goo Deer, one of my favorite genders
Found this very very old wip I never finished. Why didnt I lava-lamp antlers are cool as hell 😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Shout out to Goo Deer, one of my favorite genders
That’s a “buy me a drink first” question, beloved.
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
That’s a “buy me a drink first” question, beloved.
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the first xmas was a rave:
- overpriced lodging from artificial scarcity
- astrologers
- the one straight dude present is there explicitly to be cucked
- hallucinated lights and music in the sky
- furries
- magical being who can literally fix u wearing baby clothes and a pacifier
- overpriced lodging from artificial scarcity
- astrologers
- the one straight dude present is there explicitly to be cucked
- hallucinated lights and music in the sky
- furries
- magical being who can literally fix u wearing baby clothes and a pacifier
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the first xmas was a rave:
- overpriced lodging from artificial scarcity
- astrologers
- the one straight dude present is there explicitly to be cucked
- hallucinated lights and music in the sky
- furries
- magical being who can literally fix u wearing baby clothes and a pacifier
- overpriced lodging from artificial scarcity
- astrologers
- the one straight dude present is there explicitly to be cucked
- hallucinated lights and music in the sky
- furries
- magical being who can literally fix u wearing baby clothes and a pacifier
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live, please, so that for a while longer still it is your life that is a blessing, not just your memory
November 20, 2024 at 9:09 PM
live, please, so that for a while longer still it is your life that is a blessing, not just your memory
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i want to say your name for any reason, on any day, other than this reason, on this day:
i do not *want* to say your name because you can no longer say it yourself, because it is TDoR.
live, please, so that we may speak our names together.
i do not *want* to say your name because you can no longer say it yourself, because it is TDoR.
live, please, so that we may speak our names together.
November 20, 2024 at 9:09 PM
i want to say your name for any reason, on any day, other than this reason, on this day:
i do not *want* to say your name because you can no longer say it yourself, because it is TDoR.
live, please, so that we may speak our names together.
i do not *want* to say your name because you can no longer say it yourself, because it is TDoR.
live, please, so that we may speak our names together.
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i want say your name when i mention a shitpost you made to friends, when i'm talking about how cool your art is, when i'm recalling a tip you gave me. i want to say your name when i meet you irl for the first time, when u make a groan-worthy pun, when i'm introducing you to friends.
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November 20, 2024 at 9:09 PM
i want say your name when i mention a shitpost you made to friends, when i'm talking about how cool your art is, when i'm recalling a tip you gave me. i want to say your name when i meet you irl for the first time, when u make a groan-worthy pun, when i'm introducing you to friends.
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We had to briefly sidebar during a work call this week when it came up that the youngest hires didn’t know that Y2K was a technological/historical scare; they thought it was purely a term for a specific retro aesthetic.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We had to briefly sidebar during a work call this week when it came up that the youngest hires didn’t know that Y2K was a technological/historical scare; they thought it was purely a term for a specific retro aesthetic.