Rev. Alcyone Daze
@facilitatrix.bsky.social
3 aeons in a trenchcoat.
Accused of the Devil's work & praised for the LORD's work with roughly equal frequency; for legal & safety reasons it's just me on the business cards.
Hedge priest, raconteur, bioethicist, part-time psychopomp. 🔞. (Ey/em/eir)
Accused of the Devil's work & praised for the LORD's work with roughly equal frequency; for legal & safety reasons it's just me on the business cards.
Hedge priest, raconteur, bioethicist, part-time psychopomp. 🔞. (Ey/em/eir)
Pinned
For nearly the past 30 years I've been haunted by an—as far as I can tell—specific-to-me cryptid, and I figure since I'm new to bsky I've never told this story on this platform.
I want to talk about the Pigeon Man.
I want to talk about the Pigeon Man.
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a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
@wraeththu.satan.social @fraterbabylon.bsky.social @satans-fluffer.bsky.social y’all wanna rent a boat?
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 6:09 PM
@wraeththu.satan.social @fraterbabylon.bsky.social @satans-fluffer.bsky.social y’all wanna rent a boat?
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I briefly hallucinated out of the corner of my eye that this said "THE LEVIATHAN IS THE STRONGEST AND THE BIGGEST CREATURE THAT GOD HAS UNLOCKED (SO FAR)" like the almighty is playing some kind of gacha game
I'm deep in #Leviathan Threads content where you can find #Leviathan #Facts in the form of images like this one
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I briefly hallucinated out of the corner of my eye that this said "THE LEVIATHAN IS THE STRONGEST AND THE BIGGEST CREATURE THAT GOD HAS UNLOCKED (SO FAR)" like the almighty is playing some kind of gacha game
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This morning one thought has been most clear to me: we will die as we have lived
Alex's last act was one of love, Charlie Kirk's one of hate
May we all rise to the courage and moral clarity our siblings in Minnesota, and across the country, have shown us
Alex's last act was one of love, Charlie Kirk's one of hate
May we all rise to the courage and moral clarity our siblings in Minnesota, and across the country, have shown us
January 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
This morning one thought has been most clear to me: we will die as we have lived
Alex's last act was one of love, Charlie Kirk's one of hate
May we all rise to the courage and moral clarity our siblings in Minnesota, and across the country, have shown us
Alex's last act was one of love, Charlie Kirk's one of hate
May we all rise to the courage and moral clarity our siblings in Minnesota, and across the country, have shown us
Occasionally I’ll come out to my desk and see that Phoebe has dragged her blankie into her basket over night and tucked herself in.
January 26, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Occasionally I’ll come out to my desk and see that Phoebe has dragged her blankie into her basket over night and tucked herself in.
Among more left-leaning mainline Protestants it’s also a great way to have early speculation from Elder Lesbians that you’re gonna grow up to be much butcher than you were at 15 and that there’s a non-zero chance you will cover seminary costs with pro-dom work.
folding chair logistics is the courtship ritual of all evangelical youth groups
it is a well-known fact that the boy who lifts the most chairs is the most eligible of the cohort
it is a well-known fact that the boy who lifts the most chairs is the most eligible of the cohort
January 26, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Among more left-leaning mainline Protestants it’s also a great way to have early speculation from Elder Lesbians that you’re gonna grow up to be much butcher than you were at 15 and that there’s a non-zero chance you will cover seminary costs with pro-dom work.
Went to an ophthalmologist last week to be like “hello my glasses and contacts prescription seems to have rapidly failed, please help” and he did a buncha tests and was like “okay, so, your eyes are dry enough that your vision has acquired a temporary Death Valley Mud Cracking overlay”
January 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Went to an ophthalmologist last week to be like “hello my glasses and contacts prescription seems to have rapidly failed, please help” and he did a buncha tests and was like “okay, so, your eyes are dry enough that your vision has acquired a temporary Death Valley Mud Cracking overlay”
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business insider this is mrbeast 101. jimmy beast wandered into the desert, was hoist above the mountains of night & offered dominion over all things; rather than refusing the Adversary his answer was "yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes". everyone knows this already
January 26, 2026 at 8:55 AM
business insider this is mrbeast 101. jimmy beast wandered into the desert, was hoist above the mountains of night & offered dominion over all things; rather than refusing the Adversary his answer was "yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes". everyone knows this already
About once a week I remember girls in high school asking about my pentagram necklace & if I meant I fucked w/ the devil and the lone Jewish girl in my class gave me a nod of solidarity & told them I was converting to Judaism but didn’t get the extra point on the star until I had my [b’nai] mitzvah.
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 PM
About once a week I remember girls in high school asking about my pentagram necklace & if I meant I fucked w/ the devil and the lone Jewish girl in my class gave me a nod of solidarity & told them I was converting to Judaism but didn’t get the extra point on the star until I had my [b’nai] mitzvah.
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And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow
With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.
Dammit, @maddavenport.bsky.social why are you making me cry on a Sunday night
With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.
Dammit, @maddavenport.bsky.social why are you making me cry on a Sunday night
Stan Rogers performs "The Mary Ellen Carter" in One Warm Line documentary
YouTube video by Kensington TV
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January 26, 2026 at 3:50 AM
And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow
With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.
Dammit, @maddavenport.bsky.social why are you making me cry on a Sunday night
With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.
Dammit, @maddavenport.bsky.social why are you making me cry on a Sunday night
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One of my fav genre of posts is "I dreamed about this kind of food/dish and so I tried to make it." i.e: king's hand or "the big mamdani"
January 24, 2026 at 10:31 PM
One of my fav genre of posts is "I dreamed about this kind of food/dish and so I tried to make it." i.e: king's hand or "the big mamdani"
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None of the good negates the bad! You may note that I’m not rushing out to get my rosary on!
But at this point, if you are posting that Christians aren’t doing anything re: ICE, then hon, you’re just not paying attention.
But at this point, if you are posting that Christians aren’t doing anything re: ICE, then hon, you’re just not paying attention.
January 25, 2026 at 7:47 PM
None of the good negates the bad! You may note that I’m not rushing out to get my rosary on!
But at this point, if you are posting that Christians aren’t doing anything re: ICE, then hon, you’re just not paying attention.
But at this point, if you are posting that Christians aren’t doing anything re: ICE, then hon, you’re just not paying attention.
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And that’s all just clergy. There are a lot of people on the ground who might identify as Christians but would rather use their breath blowing whistles.
And look, I get it. Lots of us are pretty bitter about stuff the church did, either to us or other people. Believe me, I know!
And look, I get it. Lots of us are pretty bitter about stuff the church did, either to us or other people. Believe me, I know!
January 25, 2026 at 7:45 PM
And that’s all just clergy. There are a lot of people on the ground who might identify as Christians but would rather use their breath blowing whistles.
And look, I get it. Lots of us are pretty bitter about stuff the church did, either to us or other people. Believe me, I know!
And look, I get it. Lots of us are pretty bitter about stuff the church did, either to us or other people. Believe me, I know!
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My Catholicism is so lapsed that the Vatican has a photo of me behind the counter saying “Do not accept prayers from this woman.”
Nevertheless, a lot of churches of many different denominations are doing a lot of genuinely good things!
apnews.com/article/minn...
Nevertheless, a lot of churches of many different denominations are doing a lot of genuinely good things!
apnews.com/article/minn...
Thousands rally against immigration enforcement in subzero Minnesota temperatures
Police have arrested about 100 clergy who were demonstrating against immigration enforcement at Minnesota’s largest airport.
apnews.com
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
My Catholicism is so lapsed that the Vatican has a photo of me behind the counter saying “Do not accept prayers from this woman.”
Nevertheless, a lot of churches of many different denominations are doing a lot of genuinely good things!
apnews.com/article/minn...
Nevertheless, a lot of churches of many different denominations are doing a lot of genuinely good things!
apnews.com/article/minn...
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Okay, since I’m in a mood, do you know what is annoying mild *annoyance* about all this, rather than a gut-wrenching crisis?
I’m not a Christian but my sense of fairness keeps requiring me to defend the church because people keep posting shit about “Why aren’t Christians speaking up?!”
I’m not a Christian but my sense of fairness keeps requiring me to defend the church because people keep posting shit about “Why aren’t Christians speaking up?!”
January 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Okay, since I’m in a mood, do you know what is annoying mild *annoyance* about all this, rather than a gut-wrenching crisis?
I’m not a Christian but my sense of fairness keeps requiring me to defend the church because people keep posting shit about “Why aren’t Christians speaking up?!”
I’m not a Christian but my sense of fairness keeps requiring me to defend the church because people keep posting shit about “Why aren’t Christians speaking up?!”
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Unto them from whose eyes the veil of life hath fallen, may we be the accomplishment of the justice they were denied.
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Unto them from whose eyes the veil of life hath fallen, may we be the accomplishment of the justice they were denied.
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The fujoshi is to trans men as annoying CD/TVs are to trans women. Yes they are cringe. Yes they kinda can make us look bad sometimes. And yes also many of them are eggs.
January 23, 2026 at 9:31 PM
The fujoshi is to trans men as annoying CD/TVs are to trans women. Yes they are cringe. Yes they kinda can make us look bad sometimes. And yes also many of them are eggs.
Grateful to the humanist chaplains on call for the folks for whom “just hit up your nearest Unitarian Universalist congregation” isn’t a option.
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Grateful to the humanist chaplains on call for the folks for whom “just hit up your nearest Unitarian Universalist congregation” isn’t a option.
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is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
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I'd love a friend like this.
Wilbur is one of our best under sea friends!
YouTube video by Nathaniel Sorensen
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January 25, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I'd love a friend like this.
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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This is what LMFAO would look like in 2026 if they hadn't made amends for party rocking
January 26, 2026 at 12:11 AM
This is what LMFAO would look like in 2026 if they hadn't made amends for party rocking
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Extremely annoyed (I made this one way back for the first No Kings protest I think. She is also “my” girl)
January 25, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Extremely annoyed (I made this one way back for the first No Kings protest I think. She is also “my” girl)