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nesaM Doom
@fackindoom.bsky.social
I'm just a dude that hates bad stuff and loves funny stuff.
He/Him

I'm an asshole independent of being Autistic, but I try to be as nice as possible.
Have just now figure out the kid can just wear one of my hoodies to lounge all comfy. No idea why I never thought of it before, but he's set for winter chilling and I'm jealous how much more comfy he looks in my shirt.
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
yeppers peppers
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I accidentally set myself up for a 'your mum could find the d' joke, but was talking to my daughter and couldn't make the joke I wanted, historically(based on her existance) her mum can find the d(not the joke), I had to let this one go(also how I made the daughter)...

I might really need to sleep.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Someone on reddit was complaining about all the 'gamification' in litrpgs, my dude, that's the point of the genre.

It also is a world with magic, just saying 'gamified' over and over doesn't change that it's magic. What's 'gamified' is how I can get drunk taking shots every time you say 'gamified'
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Looks like mine, but mines a Dog's Head. I didn't serve so having a military one seemed shit choice.
I'm wondering about a cop that young and if he did, because they sure didn't teach him how to use it.

Use a bowie or something.
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Broken computer or broken dick? What are we talking about?
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Made a list of movies and let the kid roll a d6. FFS, he rolled the craziest one twice in a row.

Well, this is what we watch before he goes to bed. Hobo with a Shotgun... I was so hoping for Kung-Fu Hustle.
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You too Firefox... WTF, bro? Fuck it, I'm going back to links2
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
lol. You can't get a no contact and keep telling someone it sucks they won't talk to you. The shit is wild to have someone arrested for talking to you when you're the one contacting them. Then act pissy when they don't talk to you.
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
6 years ago I lucked into new work boots that were half off of 75 percent off. Didn't need them, but 40 bucks for nice boots was nice. Gotten so much use out of them already
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Seriously, I didn't even say anything shitty in the screenshot she took. It's her talking shit and blaming me for what she's saying.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
No really, please fuck off with copilot bullshit. If I can't remember what I was doing yesterday, fine. I sure don't want your creepy ai watching me all the time.
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If I was her I'd wear a lot of sleeveless stuff too.

This might be the one.

But yea, it really had to be outright jealousy
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I kinda remember that, but looking it up and she rocked a lot of sleeveless stuff.

This one?
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Obligated to post a photo everytime I bring up this complaint. That suit is dope. I still can't believe this was an issue.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Maybe, I'm pretty sure it can be done. Open source stuff is probably the easiest to mod.

But since I can't say for sure I'll chuck you a photo while you do/don't look it up to see if it works to pony up gimp.
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Bruh, really though. I know my kid's name and his mum don't.
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
eat several dicks discord. eat every dick you can until you can't eat more then, politely, eat a pussy before pounding more dicks down until you internally rupture and explode from the amount of dicks you ate.

I entered the code.
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Craps.

Onion, green bean, corn, grilled chicken, may, butter, and a bit of seasoning.

Came out really good and only 3rd time I've made chicken
October 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lol, snark the way out and be an idiot. Ya kinda gotta love it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Costco... Not a fucking butcher shop. Why do morons just ignore simple shit.

@arrjayteatoo.bsky.social

you must not have comments because you love bad takes.
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Lady? Do you not see my beard in my photo?

Or are you calling me lady as a joke?

Sorry that I fully shit on your bullshit by a simple walk to the store.

I'm not going back to price check everything you wanna talk about. Go to a fucking store yourself.
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Lol, replied to wrong one. Walked to the store. Bread is still a buck fifty.

Lol, when's the last time you went to the store?

Lol, dumb dumb dumb.
October 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM