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nesaM Doom
@fackindoom.bsky.social
I'm just a dude that hates bad stuff and loves funny stuff.
He/Him

I'm an asshole independent of being Autistic, but I try to be as nice as possible.
lol, called t-mobile to increase my bill and see if it'd work and their computer told me they can't call me back... Bruh, calls are your whole ass business.
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My friend sent me a pic of the vodka and drink he got, so I sent him a close up of one of my balls.

I'm not sure how he made me do this, but he laughed at me blaming him for making me do it.

I sorta got some weird friends. It's nice when you line up with people.
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Too many tabs open to read what they are, open a new browser window and keep going. Pay for the RAM and never close anything. Do I sometimes have 100+ tabs in 6 browsers, yep. Is it stopping me from opening a new one to look something up, nope.

I'm pretty sure I have 5 bsky tabs open somewheres.
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
yeppers peppers
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Rosario Dawson with pigtails
a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Don't tell anyone, but 3am posts like this are how you can tell I'm drunk as fuck. Shhhhhhhh, nobody will ever know unless I somehow let the whole world know.
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November 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
youtu.be/xtKuEIHeHvc

My ex wouldn't get this. Hahhaahha
Bayside - Blame It On Bad Luck (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Victory Records
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November 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I about died laughing hanging out with my dude this afternoon.

I love spending time with people that only take serious things seriously. Both of us wanted a break from problems, so we just joked and laughed for awhile. I needed that, pretty sure he did too.
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My insults in online games have gotten weirdly tame...

"I probably didn't fuck your mom because I haven't banged anyone behind a dumpster in the last 2 decades"

"Oh damn, I remember your grandma... bruh, she could get it..."
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I accidentally set myself up for a 'your mum could find the d' joke, but was talking to my daughter and couldn't make the joke I wanted, historically(based on her existance) her mum can find the d(not the joke), I had to let this one go(also how I made the daughter)...

I might really need to sleep.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Someone on reddit was complaining about all the 'gamification' in litrpgs, my dude, that's the point of the genre.

It also is a world with magic, just saying 'gamified' over and over doesn't change that it's magic. What's 'gamified' is how I can get drunk taking shots every time you say 'gamified'
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My kid must have pooped super hard on tuesday because somehow the toilet stopped flushing. I applied all my intellect and experience to the problem. I slapped some stuff in the toilet and it started filling again. The NES fix never fails.
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's kinda funny people complain about the people that have to work for minimum wage(or sub minimum) and then still are pissy about only making 20/hr.

Bruh, I get 11k a year for disability. If you don't like making 2k a month, let me have your job, I got all sorts of free time.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Now You See Me 3 has a whole squad of magicians in a magician house and the play is, see if y'all can get out and not, oh yea let's take the hidden tunnel?

Fuuuuuuck you.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I'm broke most of the time, but my daughter asked about joining a Steam family together and we figured it out and haha, have fun with 1500 more games to play deary :)
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Reposted by nesaM Doom
Why, when you see a body cam video, do you hear "Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop"?
Can't they just shoot once?
Why must they always immediately fire a half dozen times?
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Babydude hasn't seen Rocky movies. Next weekend together we're watching the first 4. Then we can jump to the Creed series.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I couldn't work in the correspondence thing. As soon as trump tried talking over me I'd start talking over him. Bitch? Get fucking tough. I'll stand right in the middle of the room and call you a gutless coward and you won't do shit, I don't have a bunch of guards, I'd break his hand with my face.
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
trump, seriously dude... It doesn't matter if you like someone or not, you don't fucking murder and chop them up. What the fuck is wrong with your brain?

Call them a cunt and see if you can fight, but don't fucking dismember them!! What the fuck is lost?

I'm open to host an interview.
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Reposted by nesaM Doom
It’s always the ones you most expect.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I missed a group session because I couldn't sleep all night. I spent an hour sending an email about the topic from last week and my stuff to add to this week.

I'm too autistic to call in without spending an hour explaining that I seriously didn't mean to.
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
talking to my daughter about how I messed things up with her mum like 21 years ago and the only phrase I had was that I really dicked a pumpkin. I don't even know what that means, but I should have dropped everything and moved to be with them.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
fuck it, I can't sleep and I have to be there in 8 hours. I'm going to have a beer and then a shitlot of coffee to keep me up for the next 11 hours and then I'm going to be a zombie and get back home to try sleeping tomorrow.
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Reposted by nesaM Doom
And eliminate qualified immunity, and require each officer to personally carry (pay for) their own insurance policy for negligence, just like auto or health insurance. Bad police record? Higher rates. And the city/county doesn't have to pay $1M settlements anymore.
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Ok, I have a plan. It's a thing I used to do. I'll make a big mug of coffee and drag myself out of bed with a bit of sleep and chug it then, still suck in the morning. But, I'll have energy. Not enough to act awake, but enough to pay attention.
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM