On the other hand, I take a certain measure of comfort in imagining that every time a character says ”Necromemnon,” the scriptwriter suffers a painful shock-induced incident of projectile vomiting.
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It is of course in no way, shape, or form the fault of my parasocially beloved fact-buddy @pattonoswalt.bsky.social that the freaky li’l Warwick Davis Leprechaun-looking mofo he voices barely lip-flaps, let alone -snycs, so I don't blame him. I'd even still hug him, given the chance.
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Beware the Dreadites! They're kinda like Deadites, but, you know... more dreaded?
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“Look, we paid enough for the flappy wingy eyeball critter to have two points of articulation, and we’re gonna fucking use them, all right?”
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Many beings, specifically me, can't stop complaining about the cinematographical trend where all movies have palettes consisting solely of orange and teal, but I almost have to admire this choice to make every scene either all orange or all teal. It's a bold strategy, fun fact.
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Say what you will about this inexplicable remake of DEATHSTALKER—and you will—it definitely exists, right? A ragtag crew of misfit beings came together to manifest an act of creativity into this world, and you can't take that away from them, fun fact!

Yeah, so... anyway, somebody in the Lair who will remain anonymous to protect my reputation had the brilliant idea of watching the recent remake of DEATHSTALKER after that fun riffy romp, and somebody is having some extremely painful second thoughts right now, fun fact.

Also, what's up with this one guy? He's not Raye Birk! He's not James B Sikking! The fuck is his *deal*? Whaddaz he think he's accomplishing here, rocking that hawk profile like someone I recognize but can't identify? Why would he make this all about *me*?! That's not right, fun fact!
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Obvs-wise, I’d rather sit back on my delectably zaftig haunches and scroll a vast menu of sick flicks for direct delivery to my tee-&-vee, but there was something special about the Olden Days, when you were grateful for whatever you could find in midnite raids on the campus video shop, eh?

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