David Caldwell
@factsmustwin.bsky.social
Dad. Coder. Campaign Manager. Los Angeles LGBT Center alum. America's Test Kitchen superfan. Celtics watcher, with my Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Against lies and debunked beliefs. Avid door-knocker, probably have talked with more voters than you have
Inspired me to haul my copy out of storage.
Remember when a cover blurb from Newsweek meant something?
Remember when a cover blurb from Newsweek meant something?
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Inspired me to haul my copy out of storage.
Remember when a cover blurb from Newsweek meant something?
Remember when a cover blurb from Newsweek meant something?
The nation balances on a knife's edge. This knife's edge.
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The nation balances on a knife's edge. This knife's edge.
This is an original, born of weeknight desperation with the kids home and no dinner plan.
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is an original, born of weeknight desperation with the kids home and no dinner plan.
"crushing our mission to defend the homeland?" Did he pour Mountain Dew on his cereal and then spray AXE Body Spray on it?
October 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
"crushing our mission to defend the homeland?" Did he pour Mountain Dew on his cereal and then spray AXE Body Spray on it?
The claimed legal authority for this is the President's bad faith declaration of a national emergency because of fentanyl coming in from Canada (which is miniscule in reality), I believe?
What does Ontario's advertising have to do with that?
We have no legal constraints on the President now.
What does Ontario's advertising have to do with that?
We have no legal constraints on the President now.
October 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The claimed legal authority for this is the President's bad faith declaration of a national emergency because of fentanyl coming in from Canada (which is miniscule in reality), I believe?
What does Ontario's advertising have to do with that?
We have no legal constraints on the President now.
What does Ontario's advertising have to do with that?
We have no legal constraints on the President now.
Having the President be this much of an asshole and this disrespectful toward his country and his office remains jarring even after all this time.
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Having the President be this much of an asshole and this disrespectful toward his country and his office remains jarring even after all this time.
Cleveland Browns haters literally never run out of things to celebrate
October 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Cleveland Browns haters literally never run out of things to celebrate
Early bird gets this sunrise!
September 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Early bird gets this sunrise!
The first thing my 13-year-old made in the microwave the day we got it. Macaroni and cheese! (He did not add water as the directions suggested.)
September 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The first thing my 13-year-old made in the microwave the day we got it. Macaroni and cheese! (He did not add water as the directions suggested.)
Rarely has America's decline been summed up so succinctly.
September 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Rarely has America's decline been summed up so succinctly.
Even my cheese is trolling me now.
September 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Even my cheese is trolling me now.
But would you even call it a "Keanu Reeves film?"
August 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
But would you even call it a "Keanu Reeves film?"
Yes, and she did it on purpose! This is what Noem looked like in 2014
May 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yes, and she did it on purpose! This is what Noem looked like in 2014
This is what she looked like in 2014, before everyone had to look like Trump assault prey
May 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is what she looked like in 2014, before everyone had to look like Trump assault prey
It is so clear that it affects his dealings with every woman in his life.
Just 12 years ago, Kristi Noem looked like this. Then when Trump took over the party, his preferences took over her appearance.
Just 12 years ago, Kristi Noem looked like this. Then when Trump took over the party, his preferences took over her appearance.
May 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It is so clear that it affects his dealings with every woman in his life.
Just 12 years ago, Kristi Noem looked like this. Then when Trump took over the party, his preferences took over her appearance.
Just 12 years ago, Kristi Noem looked like this. Then when Trump took over the party, his preferences took over her appearance.
Because the story isn't about this guy. It's about what the government did to this guy under our laws, in our name.
If merely having your wife *accuse* you of something in a legal process is the story ...
If merely having your wife *accuse* you of something in a legal process is the story ...
May 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Because the story isn't about this guy. It's about what the government did to this guy under our laws, in our name.
If merely having your wife *accuse* you of something in a legal process is the story ...
If merely having your wife *accuse* you of something in a legal process is the story ...
The NYT is a little better. Though I wish they'd included Musk's tweet from February promising $2 trillion in cuts "by this weekend" to help illustrate the absurd hyperbole.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
May 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The NYT is a little better. Though I wish they'd included Musk's tweet from February promising $2 trillion in cuts "by this weekend" to help illustrate the absurd hyperbole.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
Imagine owning a Cybertruck and being married to Russell Brand and those are like the 4th and 3rd most embarrassing things you've done. Brava, Katy Perry!
April 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Imagine owning a Cybertruck and being married to Russell Brand and those are like the 4th and 3rd most embarrassing things you've done. Brava, Katy Perry!
We can deport him illegally because he was merely accused of spousal abuse? Got it. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...
April 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We can deport him illegally because he was merely accused of spousal abuse? Got it. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...
chat is "simultaneous collapse in the price of all U.S. assets" good or bad?
April 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
chat is "simultaneous collapse in the price of all U.S. assets" good or bad?
Two days ago he said the supreme Court race could affect "the entire destiny of humanity." www.wpr.org/news/elon-mu...
April 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Two days ago he said the supreme Court race could affect "the entire destiny of humanity." www.wpr.org/news/elon-mu...