to add onto this: hythlodaeus is clearly not a bad person, but it is skewered esp in the side stores how his general pleasantness does lend to a certain kind of callousness. a lot of ancients are like him! no rocking the boat! and that's not a good thing
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
to add onto this: hythlodaeus is clearly not a bad person, but it is skewered esp in the side stores how his general pleasantness does lend to a certain kind of callousness. a lot of ancients are like him! no rocking the boat! and that's not a good thing
a lot of people have posted my favorite ffxiv posts but i have to give a shoutout to captain ahab white whale ffxiv roleplay. it lives in my mind forever
January 28, 2026 at 11:15 PM
a lot of people have posted my favorite ffxiv posts but i have to give a shoutout to captain ahab white whale ffxiv roleplay. it lives in my mind forever
hello!! i am a clown who likes to make some ffxiv funny stuff mostly featuring other (questionable) clowns like zenos and fandaniel and my shapeshifter "what if The Thing kind of just wanted to have fun" WOL. hope we keep having fun in our finalest of fantasies!!!
December 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
hello!! i am a clown who likes to make some ffxiv funny stuff mostly featuring other (questionable) clowns like zenos and fandaniel and my shapeshifter "what if The Thing kind of just wanted to have fun" WOL. hope we keep having fun in our finalest of fantasies!!!
(wol voice) hm, this really is a tricky situation we're in. let's ask emet-selch who is totally not planning an intricate web of self-sabotage that may burn down the wider universe as we speak
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
(wol voice) hm, this really is a tricky situation we're in. let's ask emet-selch who is totally not planning an intricate web of self-sabotage that may burn down the wider universe as we speak
meteion: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo as eyes start to turn pitch black* damn that's Weird
October 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
meteion: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo as eyes start to turn pitch black* damn that's Weird
dissidia news coming out and i just want to remind people of the majesty that is zenos ffxiv in dissidia NT because all his intro lines for primal fights are like "BE QUIET, PATHETIC BEAST WHO IS MERELY A ONE, A TEN IS NOW SPEAKING"
October 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
dissidia news coming out and i just want to remind people of the majesty that is zenos ffxiv in dissidia NT because all his intro lines for primal fights are like "BE QUIET, PATHETIC BEAST WHO IS MERELY A ONE, A TEN IS NOW SPEAKING"
anyways. thank u for sticking with me through this thread!!!!🙇♀️...we all know what happens next after this (teenager roasting a adult man for being a selfish asshat). i love this scene so much, man. zenos one of the characters of All Time
August 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
anyways. thank u for sticking with me through this thread!!!!🙇♀️...we all know what happens next after this (teenager roasting a adult man for being a selfish asshat). i love this scene so much, man. zenos one of the characters of All Time
and this is where zenos states his philosophy clearly - you do not need others to give you answers. nobody - a person, an empire, a leader - can tell YOU what YOUR life means. if you want "good reasons" don't let anyone else give them to you. find them on your own
August 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
and this is where zenos states his philosophy clearly - you do not need others to give you answers. nobody - a person, an empire, a leader - can tell YOU what YOUR life means. if you want "good reasons" don't let anyone else give them to you. find them on your own
however, zenos takes a turn and lays off of jullus, saying that in the end, its only human for everyone to give their own explanations to why they do what they do. this is not wrong, and its not right, either. in the end, everyone wants to justify their own actions
August 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
however, zenos takes a turn and lays off of jullus, saying that in the end, its only human for everyone to give their own explanations to why they do what they do. this is not wrong, and its not right, either. in the end, everyone wants to justify their own actions
so zenos understands war and the power of garlemald's propaganda in ways jullus never will. he confirms as much when he continues, asking if jullus surely saw how his leaders used power and "good reasons" in their self-righteousness to justify their actions
August 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
so zenos understands war and the power of garlemald's propaganda in ways jullus never will. he confirms as much when he continues, asking if jullus surely saw how his leaders used power and "good reasons" in their self-righteousness to justify their actions
jullus, a young garlean soldier who used to be entirely faithful to the horrific fascist empire he served, has lost everything he has known following the fall of garlemald. he is the one who asks zenos WHY he, the now-exiled crown prince, has turned on his people and his country
August 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
jullus, a young garlean soldier who used to be entirely faithful to the horrific fascist empire he served, has lost everything he has known following the fall of garlemald. he is the one who asks zenos WHY he, the now-exiled crown prince, has turned on his people and his country
zenos and his statement of "would you be "happier" had i a "good reason"?" is one of endwalker's most memorable quotes, but there's an aspect to it that i don't see many talking about....so! here's a 🧵 for you:
August 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
zenos and his statement of "would you be "happier" had i a "good reason"?" is one of endwalker's most memorable quotes, but there's an aspect to it that i don't see many talking about....so! here's a 🧵 for you:
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" well. i asked zenos yae galvus and he said "is it not pitiful to place your very existence onto a mere machine? is it not enough to search for the meaning of the dredges of your life through the spilled lifeblood of your enemy? you fucking fool."
July 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" well. i asked zenos yae galvus and he said "is it not pitiful to place your very existence onto a mere machine? is it not enough to search for the meaning of the dredges of your life through the spilled lifeblood of your enemy? you fucking fool."
(me sitting on a dilapidated porch musing as i see a storm approaching on the horizon) you know. we used to live in such simple times, didn't we. like jesus christ. it really felt like it couldn't get this fucked up. i mean, conquistadors? really? (the skeleton next to me doesn't answer)
July 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
(me sitting on a dilapidated porch musing as i see a storm approaching on the horizon) you know. we used to live in such simple times, didn't we. like jesus christ. it really felt like it couldn't get this fucked up. i mean, conquistadors? really? (the skeleton next to me doesn't answer)
having a wol is a very fun and rewarding experience because sometimes you are putting them through the crush setting on the blender of life for fun and sometimes you are out here reenacting this post to a T
June 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
having a wol is a very fun and rewarding experience because sometimes you are putting them through the crush setting on the blender of life for fun and sometimes you are out here reenacting this post to a T