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Mark my words: Luigi Mangione is going to get the "death penalty" to show that you're not allowed to touch the elite.

In reality, he's just going to go into witness protection and disappear into Wyoming, where no one will see him again because they just grabbed some guy and not the real shooter.
Charlie Kirk is showing that republicans will do ~anything~ to stop you from talking about the Epstein files
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social I'm sure I'm not the only one.
August 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
See, the boss don't know
What it's like to be broke
And what he don't know
Just killed him
July 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Start calling them slurs.

I understand calling people f****t and r3t4rd is bad for a variety of reasons.

But they know it too.

They use it because they know it hurts. That's precisely *why* it would be so effective against them.
June 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Penguins this, uninhibited that. Trump team claims the tarrifs on Antarctica are to prevent loopholes.

In reality, it's the one behind the scenes throwing out their flare. They're signaling to the rest of the powers that be, that the one really calling the shots is not Trump.
April 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It’s not every day we get to hear about the grievances of an outraged conservative. I hope their voices can one day be heard 💔
March 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I keep getting random followers that are most certainly bots (or a good portion of them are), and I'm 100% going to let the numbers go to my head.
February 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Shout out to Sabrina Carpenter for single handedly ending the eXpresso problem.
February 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
KC Refs are at work early i see
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I still remember my mom being mad at me for saying, "You can't be a good Christian and a good republican. Those are opposite traits, " and all she heard was me calling her a bad Christian and thought I hated her.

Seems a relevant story with the diaper being mad at the bishop.
January 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Did anyone else have a random year that felt fake/too far away to exist? Like "yeah, right, the year 3045 is never going to exist"

For me, it was 2025. Just never thought it would be legit. Never in my lifetime would the year 2025 happen. It just was a fake, made up, number.
January 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
President Musk works well for referring to the diaper and the nazi.
January 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hap nu
January 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The best Christmas songs, ironically, are the ones that are least about christ.
December 25, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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Christmas Connections!!
I made three for you…

Easy
connectionsplus.io/game/36m0IW

Medium
connectionsplus.io/game/njLHSk

Hard
connectionsplus.io/game/I3vUHi
December 25, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Mark my words: Luigi Mangione is going to get the "death penalty" to show that you're not allowed to touch the elite.

In reality, he's just going to go into witness protection and disappear into Wyoming, where no one will see him again because they just grabbed some guy and not the real shooter.
December 22, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Ain't no way that was an INT. These "ACC" refs are looking awfully SEC
December 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I love that I gave my brother a perfectly good example of the very thing he's trying to explain to me, but he just insisted on ignoring it, and tried to explain again later.

I understood you so well the first time that I gave an absolute banger of a response just for it to be ignored. Shame.
December 12, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Turn the subtitles on, my chips are too loud
December 11, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Reposted by FadeNXC
If you’re new to Bluesky be sure to set up your content and media feeds. This will allow you to watch YouTube videos and other content right in your feed here. Settings>Content and media>External media>(pick your feeds)
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Ayo, FUCK kidney stones.

Felt like having the fullest bladder ever, a pulled back muscle, and a pinch of needing to poop, topped off with getting kicked in the balls.

I was fortunate only having a 2mm one that passed in about 10 hours from first pain to final relief.
December 2, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Every so often, I pass the corndogs in the grocery store and think I should grab a box.

I don't. I never do.

I know that if I do, I'll eat the entire thing in one sitting, and my older body just ain't equipped for that.

But man, do I want like 7 corn dogs.
December 2, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Theilen 100% caught that.
December 1, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Is that the first ever Chicago HC fired mid-season?
November 29, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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[sighing]: ...more like bleak friday
November 29, 2024 at 4:34 PM