My girlfriend said I must be a man because I can't decorate a tree. Gender affirming shit. I feel seen.

That's an insult to a turnip!

Yep

Is history repeating itself? TBD. It's up to us to stop this from going further.

Never change, NYC.

Like do I need to draw the Reaper a map? Or print out one from Mapquest? What’s the hold up?

Good morning everyone.
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👇This😂😂

Two words. STATE TV

I’d like to announce my forthcoming US history book, covering a decisive but tumultuous era in that country’s history, titled “The trade policies of the United States: 10:30 am to 1:30 pm on Friday, March 7, 2025” It will be 400 pages.

I suppose the simplest argument for separating "I enjoyed [media]" from "[media] is good" even if you don't believe media can be objectively good or bad is that NOT doing so leads to "I enjoyed [media], therefore all possible criticisms of [media] are invalid", which makes you an insufferable dweeb.

broke: the Gulf of Mexico

woke: the Gulf of America

bespoke: the Gulf of Exploding Starships

my sons just understood punk rock

A team of public health pros, web devs, and coders has preserved a copy of the #CDC website as it existed on January 20, 2025: RestoredCDC.org

Love seeing this ingenuity. We can all put our unique skills to use in the fights against fascism 🦾

#AcademicSky 🧪