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fae-imposter.bsky.social
just chris
@fae-imposter.bsky.social
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not the brightest knife in the crayon box; i like pets, books, and puppets; i do not want to see any of you naked
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timeline cleanse, here are 2 of my sister's cats, they're hiding, see if you can spot them
a very clever black and white tuxedo cat lying in wait with only his head and shoulders partially covered by a sheet of packing paper a mostly white, very large, extremely dim but sweet cat, lying on the floor with his head sticking through a piece of packing paper. he has no idea how this happened, by if we give him a minute i'm sure he'll sort it out.
January 17, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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timeline cleanse. behold Angus, the smol and sleepy.
smol wheaten cairn terrier, being extra smol, laying across a black pillow and a white blanket in the corner of a brown sofa
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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tumblr post by thoodleoo text: one of my favorite things to do is search up "ancient greek animal figurines" and look at the results and just be like. yep. that sure is an animal below, a photo of a clay figurine, with a long torso, four short legs, a short, turned down tail, a longish snout, and two head extentions that could be horns or ears? yep. that sure is an animal
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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meme of 2 astronauts standing in space, looking at the earth. the one in the back is holding a gun pointed at the one in the front. the first astronaut says, "wait, football is a comedy show?" the second says, "always has been"
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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picture of the staff who operate my account:
extreme close-up photo of a wheaten cairn terrier staring up at the camera, having just returned from getting a much needed but unwanted haircut. there is judgment and disapproval in that stare.
January 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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sometimes you have to give a ridiculously narrow box to a cat, just to see what will happens. nandi isn't sure what, but something happened.
a black tuxedo cat, head sticking out of a long, narrow blue cardboard box, pondering his life a long, narrow blue cardboard box, with what looks suspiciously like a black tuxedo cat poking out the front and back ends a black and white tuxedo cat, climbing out of a long, narrow blue cardboard box
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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search your first name and "glamour shot"
"glamour shot" photo of Christina Applegate in costume as Kelly Bundy from Married with Children, her platinum blonde hair is teased in a very 80s big hair, heavy metal style, she is wearing a black leather jacket, and she is posing holding her left wrist, hand fisted, with her right hand, staring unsmiling at the camera
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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see also: Amish Romance
a screenshot of Amish Romance Novels, the titles are: Falling for the Amish Bad Boy Her Amish Christmas Wish A Forbidden Rumspringa Goodness list of Popular Amish Romance Books The Shunning, by Beverly Lewis The Choice A Place of Peace
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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this is what it looks like on my end
screenshot of a post from questalynne: Have never heard Rosemary. I will have to look it up. (this is a screenshot to demonstrate the font we're referencing in the thread)
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends-- It gives a lovely light! --Edna St. Vincent Millay, "First Fig," A Few Figs from Thistles
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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this is Pepper, Pepper Ann, Pepper Potts, Babygirl, Princess, Peppy, Pep, Princess Pep, KittenCat, or most formally: Little Baby Princess Katherine Frances Amelia
grey tuxedo cat curled up on a wide wooden railing, paws tucked, head tilted, looking at the camera
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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if you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
photo of Bob McGrath, from Sesame Street, a Caucasian man with short black hair and blue eyes, wearing a royal blue sweater over a light blue collared shirt
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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okee
grey tuxedo cat curled up on a wide wooden railing, paws crossed politely, head tilted, looking at the camera, in front of a red brick wall
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
sometimes the skyline stars align
screenshot of two posts on the skyline: Blue Heron Farm: a photo of a goat staring at the camera over a fence with a blanket hung over it, under the words "You still up thinking about RFK's harvest?" Effin' Birds: a cartoon of a red parrot, captioned "I can't ever unsee that horseshit"
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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happy menses day!
gif of a cube-shaped gift box, gold, with a big red ribbon and bow, sparkling
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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PA Dutch Eggs Benedict
PA Dutch Eggs Benedict: a base of English muffin, topped with ham steak or fried scrapple, cooked spinach, poached eggs, and hot bacon dressing
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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hey, that's my year! cool!

anyway

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
cover of the 1986 album True Blue by Madonna a black and white photo of Madonna staring over her shoulder into the camera. we see only the right side of her face.
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Rey from Evangelion, from the shoulders up, staring into the viewer's eyes, above the words "I AM 14 OR 40 YEARS OLD AND I DO NOT NEED THIS. YOU LOOK AT THAT SECOND IMPACT AND TELL ME THERE IS A GOD." Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force is upside down in the top left corner. I do not know why.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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thank goodness my order of fresh cat arrived, and only 160 calories per serving!
a black tuxedo cat curled up in a snack pack box, under a table next to a heat vent
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Sleepy! on the card table
a gray tuxedo cat sitting on the corner of a card table, tail hanging over the side, eyes closed
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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made with real....

what else would it be made of????

from what options did they spare us???

carob? bugs? crayon bits?

now i'm concerned
photo of a box of 6 individually wrapped Thomas' Muffin Tops, chocolate chip, made with REAL CHOCOLATE CHIPS
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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post from cannibalcaprine2 trips and falls and i just don't get up after im not dead or anything i just don't feel like getting up
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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photo of a blue, red, and white bird, perched atop a white sign with its beak open, as if speaking. the only part of the sign we can see reads "NO"
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Guess whose pillow that is?
Angus, a wheaten cairn terrier, curled up on his side sleeping on his Angus pullow
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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post by codykallenxo Having ADHD is planning your whole day the night before, then waking up and deciding it's not the right day for that plan.
October 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM