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If Trump wants to be the American king that goes to disaster sites and takes eggs to his orange face, I could probably support that compromise.
November 3, 2024 at 6:36 PM
If Trump wants to be the American king that goes to disaster sites and takes eggs to his orange face, I could probably support that compromise.
Democracy dies while your yacht refuels.
October 29, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Democracy dies while your yacht refuels.
Good to see Catholic convert JD Vance remembering the Sabbath to keep it holy by lying over and over again.
October 27, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Good to see Catholic convert JD Vance remembering the Sabbath to keep it holy by lying over and over again.
I would call JD Vance a piece of shit but sometimes shit can be used to cure C-Diff, so shit is actually less terrible than JD Vance.
October 27, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I would call JD Vance a piece of shit but sometimes shit can be used to cure C-Diff, so shit is actually less terrible than JD Vance.
People on Bluesky know what "skeet" means right?
a man is standing on a stage holding a microphone and saying skeet skeet skeet skeet
ALT: a man is standing on a stage holding a microphone and saying skeet skeet skeet skeet
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2024 at 8:21 PM
People on Bluesky know what "skeet" means right?
TIL, to my great surprise, being drunk with a gun is illegal in Tennessee. Frankly, it sounds like Friday in Tennessee.
#FreeJayCutler
#FreeJayCutler
October 18, 2024 at 3:14 PM
TIL, to my great surprise, being drunk with a gun is illegal in Tennessee. Frankly, it sounds like Friday in Tennessee.
#FreeJayCutler
#FreeJayCutler
The Cowboys suck so bad, the Lions just gave a carry to Frank Reynolds.
October 13, 2024 at 11:23 PM
The Cowboys suck so bad, the Lions just gave a carry to Frank Reynolds.
Again, frozen tundra is redundant. #AmericaHatesThePackers
October 13, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Again, frozen tundra is redundant. #AmericaHatesThePackers
One year later, Israel still doesn't have all the hostages, is still blowing up its own neighborhood, and is still burdened with the jail-avoidance leadership of a suspected war criminal. But sure, they're winning.
October 7, 2024 at 1:18 PM
One year later, Israel still doesn't have all the hostages, is still blowing up its own neighborhood, and is still burdened with the jail-avoidance leadership of a suspected war criminal. But sure, they're winning.
Giving up 40 to Vanderbilt should be disqualifying for any playoff.
October 5, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Giving up 40 to Vanderbilt should be disqualifying for any playoff.
Isn't automating taking stuff on and off of a ship something we should celebrate? No one argues we should be carrying the suitcases one by one from the plane. Even if it would create jobs.
October 3, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Isn't automating taking stuff on and off of a ship something we should celebrate? No one argues we should be carrying the suitcases one by one from the plane. Even if it would create jobs.
The White Sox can't even fail right.
September 26, 2024 at 10:22 PM
The White Sox can't even fail right.
The official home ballpark of Failureville.
September 26, 2024 at 6:30 PM
The official home ballpark of Failureville.
If I have to make up a story about how Rich Lowry said the N-Word to show what a despicable enabler of hate he's become, then call me JD and give me some eyeliner.
September 17, 2024 at 2:20 PM
If I have to make up a story about how Rich Lowry said the N-Word to show what a despicable enabler of hate he's become, then call me JD and give me some eyeliner.
It's been quite a morning for the "conservative" "Christian" candidates.
One declares he HATES Taylor Swift while the little bearded one said it's ok to just make hateful shit up.
#NotWeird
One declares he HATES Taylor Swift while the little bearded one said it's ok to just make hateful shit up.
#NotWeird
September 15, 2024 at 6:34 PM
It's been quite a morning for the "conservative" "Christian" candidates.
One declares he HATES Taylor Swift while the little bearded one said it's ok to just make hateful shit up.
#NotWeird
One declares he HATES Taylor Swift while the little bearded one said it's ok to just make hateful shit up.
#NotWeird
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To everyone asking "what are Harris' chances? Is it going to be close?", here's the deal: if you commit yourself to the work she will win in a landslide. If you don't, she'll lose by a little. You have agency. Don't leave anything on the field.
September 14, 2024 at 1:10 PM
To everyone asking "what are Harris' chances? Is it going to be close?", here's the deal: if you commit yourself to the work she will win in a landslide. If you don't, she'll lose by a little. You have agency. Don't leave anything on the field.
Somewhere, probably on a Harlan Crowe property, Clarence Thomas is lamenting America's founding didn't include a traditional value of protecting children from being murdered while they learn.
September 4, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Somewhere, probably on a Harlan Crowe property, Clarence Thomas is lamenting America's founding didn't include a traditional value of protecting children from being murdered while they learn.
If Quentin Tarantino won't watch Toy Story 4, how will he steal from it for his next derivative of a movie?
August 27, 2024 at 2:31 PM
If Quentin Tarantino won't watch Toy Story 4, how will he steal from it for his next derivative of a movie?
Zuckerberg is the victim here, people.
He was just minding his business, which was spreading dangerous lies to the public, when the government asked him to stop his company being a public health threat.
The nerve of those bullies. Zuck just wants to make the world a better place.
He was just minding his business, which was spreading dangerous lies to the public, when the government asked him to stop his company being a public health threat.
The nerve of those bullies. Zuck just wants to make the world a better place.
August 27, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Zuckerberg is the victim here, people.
He was just minding his business, which was spreading dangerous lies to the public, when the government asked him to stop his company being a public health threat.
The nerve of those bullies. Zuck just wants to make the world a better place.
He was just minding his business, which was spreading dangerous lies to the public, when the government asked him to stop his company being a public health threat.
The nerve of those bullies. Zuck just wants to make the world a better place.
Nice to see Florida State doesn't have to worry about going undefeated. Now their "student-athletes" can concentrate on their studies.
August 25, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Nice to see Florida State doesn't have to worry about going undefeated. Now their "student-athletes" can concentrate on their studies.
RFK had part of his brain eaten by a parasite. What is Ted Cruz's excuse, Lindsey Graham's excuse, JD Vance's excuse, etc etc.
August 23, 2024 at 8:18 PM
RFK had part of his brain eaten by a parasite. What is Ted Cruz's excuse, Lindsey Graham's excuse, JD Vance's excuse, etc etc.
Tiny RFK endorses Donny Dump. Clearly the brain worm still has some power.
August 23, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Tiny RFK endorses Donny Dump. Clearly the brain worm still has some power.
To be fair to RFK Jr, steroids and brainworms are not the best diet for intelligent thought.
August 23, 2024 at 7:07 PM
To be fair to RFK Jr, steroids and brainworms are not the best diet for intelligent thought.