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Bluesky didn’t show me any dry looking Christmas dinners this year. I bet there were loads on Twitter.
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Bluesky didn’t show me any dry looking Christmas dinners this year. I bet there were loads on Twitter.
Olivia Coleman was my mums neighbour all through lockdown. They would wave and say hello everyday when taking their Covid approved walks. My mum had no fucking clue who her neighbour was even after seeing The Favourite #BakeOff
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Olivia Coleman was my mums neighbour all through lockdown. They would wave and say hello everyday when taking their Covid approved walks. My mum had no fucking clue who her neighbour was even after seeing The Favourite #BakeOff
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(Vern from Stand By Me voice) You guys wanna go see what we got stuck up our asses this year?
Post of the year, every year
Post of the year, every year
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
(Vern from Stand By Me voice) You guys wanna go see what we got stuck up our asses this year?
Post of the year, every year
Post of the year, every year
It’s all good, I’ve had a few drinks. I’ve whacked on my father in laws copy of Darkness on the Edge of Town.
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It’s all good, I’ve had a few drinks. I’ve whacked on my father in laws copy of Darkness on the Edge of Town.
Does nobody fuck with Bread Sauce anymore. None of my wife’s family like it?! I’m staying home next year
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Does nobody fuck with Bread Sauce anymore. None of my wife’s family like it?! I’m staying home next year
My in-laws like Classic FM. They just played a piece of Christmas music called ‘the shepherds pipe carol’ I said “lucky carol” and no one laughed…
No one..
I’m wasted in this family.
No one..
I’m wasted in this family.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My in-laws like Classic FM. They just played a piece of Christmas music called ‘the shepherds pipe carol’ I said “lucky carol” and no one laughed…
No one..
I’m wasted in this family.
No one..
I’m wasted in this family.
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(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
I’ve stuck with Welcome to Derry up to the penultimate episode but it truly is the worst tv show I’ve seen in a very long time
December 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I’ve stuck with Welcome to Derry up to the penultimate episode but it truly is the worst tv show I’ve seen in a very long time
Beast in Me is an average Netflix thriller but you won’t find a better tv moment this year than Matthew Rhys drunk dancing to Psycho Killer.
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Beast in Me is an average Netflix thriller but you won’t find a better tv moment this year than Matthew Rhys drunk dancing to Psycho Killer.
Everyone’s always Karen O but no one is ever Andrea Zollo
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Everyone’s always Karen O but no one is ever Andrea Zollo
If Claire Danes did some comedy she would be America’s Anna Maxwell Martin..
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If Claire Danes did some comedy she would be America’s Anna Maxwell Martin..
After seeing all the Spotify wrappeds on instagram I still have no clue what a ‘sleep token’ is
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
After seeing all the Spotify wrappeds on instagram I still have no clue what a ‘sleep token’ is
Unpopular opinion -
*whispers*
Nick Cave is overrated…
*whispers*
Nick Cave is overrated…
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Unpopular opinion -
*whispers*
Nick Cave is overrated…
*whispers*
Nick Cave is overrated…
Sometimes I like to go to bed at 7:30pm, turn out the lights and play Lift to Experience really loudly
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sometimes I like to go to bed at 7:30pm, turn out the lights and play Lift to Experience really loudly
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This World AIDS Day, if you hear any politicians talking about the fight to end HIV transmissions globally by 2030, then please remember to interrogate whether that politician and their party have done anything to fight cuts made this year to global HIV prevention and treatment x
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This World AIDS Day, if you hear any politicians talking about the fight to end HIV transmissions globally by 2030, then please remember to interrogate whether that politician and their party have done anything to fight cuts made this year to global HIV prevention and treatment x
My Alt-Country side project just dropped
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My Alt-Country side project just dropped
The fact that I haven’t posted in 6 months is a window into how exciting my life is
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The fact that I haven’t posted in 6 months is a window into how exciting my life is
I’ve started a political party called Reform as well but my policies all involve getting cult indie bands from the 90’s back together
May 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’ve started a political party called Reform as well but my policies all involve getting cult indie bands from the 90’s back together
TikTok shop is just QVC for millennials
May 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
TikTok shop is just QVC for millennials
Rewatching Girls is weird. They’re all using iPhone 4’s
February 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Rewatching Girls is weird. They’re all using iPhone 4’s
I’m glad I quit smoking as this job would have me on 2 packs a day
January 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’m glad I quit smoking as this job would have me on 2 packs a day
I probably should use this more
January 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I probably should use this more
Stanley Tucci in Conclave looks like he’s in Fugazi.
December 7, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Stanley Tucci in Conclave looks like he’s in Fugazi.
That edible just hit and now I’m sat in front of the TV muttering “exceedingly good” and laughing to myself
December 6, 2024 at 10:30 PM
That edible just hit and now I’m sat in front of the TV muttering “exceedingly good” and laughing to myself
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Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this
December 6, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this