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bikes. bisexualism. boston.
deeply embarrassing for new york that cuomo is even a contender tbh
June 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If the UCI has a million haters, then I am one of them. If the UCI has one hater, that's me. If the UCI has no haters, then I am no longer on this earth.
April 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
what is it with gay people and going on survivor?
March 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
reading this article is what it feels like to watch them talk politics on love is blind, btw
March 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
roadies being like "look I can ride gravel"
February 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Water bottles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
ready for flats winter to end and short cranks spring to begin (finally ordered 155mm cranks for the polo bike)
January 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Calling my reps with the quick question of "how will you answer God when the hour of judgment is upon you"
January 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
ok fine, going to start using this more instead of m*ta platforms but when are we going to get locked accounts or close friends features so I have a place to be fully unhinged?
January 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
every time I tell someone I'm doing straight edge january they ask what that is. and idk isn't that pretty self explanatory
January 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
tfw I'm in town and my friends are out of town for the holidays.... I have GOT to get more friends with worse relationships with their families 😤
December 11, 2024 at 4:22 PM
my current hottest take is that some femmes who think they're being othered in the queer community for being femme are actually being othered for being normies
December 5, 2024 at 9:47 PM
idk I just think it would be soooo cool if we had a major holiday where we had time off work, ate a lot of food, and it *wasn't* based on colonialism, consumerism or christianity
November 29, 2024 at 3:12 PM
how come they always schedule CRANKSgiving during no nut november 🧐
November 14, 2024 at 3:10 PM
if you pay enough attention strava can be used to track your buddies' walks (rides) of shame
February 21, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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she mountain on my dew till i baja blast

is this anything?
December 17, 2023 at 12:00 AM